The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Stealth Moose2,838 pages

I sold them for crackI never invested any money in lightsaber replicas. I had swords for a long time, but I had to leave them behind during several moves.

Hah, swords. What is this, 1738?

THE OLD WAYS WILL NEVER DIE.

Me and my girlfriend I sleepover At her house.

lol, that's awesome. You're into cougers? 👆

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol, that's awesome. You're into cougers? 👆

I'm into any women who .
Lets me creampie
Cooks food
Go out to eat and also pay for dinner (taking turns)
As long as she puzzywhipped me and she demands my loyal dik.
She has good aesthetics in my eyes so yea.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
I'm into any women who .
Lets me creampie
Cooks food
Go out to eat and also pay for dinner (taking turns)
As long as she puzzywhipped me and she demands my loyal dik.
She has good aesthetics in my eyes so yea.

She's pretty, for sure. But all those other traits are great, too.

Originally posted by dadudemon
She's pretty, for sure. But all those other traits are great, too.

Thnx
Cougars are great. I should marry one.

Time to Nuke this place...

Bang!

You look like a badass or midlife crisis.

Probably the latter, I'm mostly harmless. 😎

You need some snake skin on you mofo!

like a blob fish, you might want to google that.

free slot machine games

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Originally posted by dadudemon
Iknowright?

AbnormalButSane, you're lovely.

Tried not to over do it. With that face you don't need to workout.

Here war face!

You call that a war face?

That's a "I need more fiber in my diet" face.

Moose, where's your picture?

On my home PC. If I don't forget, I will post it later.

Just need to photoshop some washboard abs.