The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by dynamix2,838 pages
dynamix Senior Member

i grew out mines for 4 months in 2016. i remember it was really itch lol. i was glad to shave the SOB off.

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Oh heck yeah, using your beard to tickle a girl's goodies was so much fun, when I used to do that sort of thing.

Nasty

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Maybe, but have you ever given a woman an orgasm simply by tickling her butt with your beard hair? I have.

rudester Tommy

No

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Fair enough, the advanced techniques aren't for everybody.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted
rudester Tommy

Is that your daughter?

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by rudester
Is that your daughter?
Wife 😂

Eon Blue Restricted

Looking handsome, Whirly.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Looking handsome, Whirly.
Thanks Eon. I think the Mrs used a filter tbh. I have more lines than that. 😆

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

No offense, do you ever have weird looks thrown your way because of your different colours?

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
No offense, do you ever have weird looks thrown your way because of your different colours?
yes, sometimes. But like with my previous marriage the age is probably a bigger thing. She was white and British but only 17 years younger. The present model is twenty five years younger.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Men do have an advantage with age, an older fella and a young girl will get less attention than an older lady and a young fella... society is weird.

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Men do have an advantage with age, an older fella and a young girl will get less attention than an older lady and a young fella... society is weird.
this is very true 👆

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Men do have an advantage with age, an older fella and a young girl will get less attention than an older lady and a young fella... society is weird.
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
this is very true 👆

older women be watchin and hatin. make no mistake

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
older women be watchin and hatin. make no mistake
Also true.

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Wife 😂

Yikes

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by rudester
Yikes
🙂

Bashar Teg Senior Mentat
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Also true.

i'm also confident to suggest that more than a few younger men in your wife's age group have stared daggers at you both behind your backs

people love sippin on their haterade

Old Man Whirly! Restricted

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i'm also confident to suggest that more than a few younger men in your wife's age group have stared daggers at you both behind your backs

people love sippin on their haterade

to be honest the ex wife was more of a trig for those guys.