The New Official "What do you look like" Thread

Started by Röland2,838 pages
Originally posted by LethalFemme
i'm so confused.cry

We're quoting Kevin Smith movies! 😱

Originally posted by Röland
crylaugh

This one is the worst though.

Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.

'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.

Randal: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All T*t-F*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sl*ts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave C*ck", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink P*ssy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

I am sorry if that offended anyone but that is the funniest quote in the whole damn movie. 😂

Hell yes, 😂 that was so ****ed up, my jaw was at my chest the entire way through the list. 😂

Originally posted by Eclipso
OLAF
(in broken English)
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
MAKING F**K? BERSERKER!

JAY
(laughing)
That's f**king funny, man!

GIRL 1
Did he say "making f**k?"

Originally posted by Röland
We're quoting Kevin Smith movies! 😱

coolio.swank

Originally posted by Ronny
Hell yes, 😂 that was so ****ed up, my jaw was at my chest the entire way through the list. 😂

I think it's funny that it's in front of the little girl and mom. crylaugh

Originally posted by Ronny
It appears the brain washing didnt work scared

Your home is in my bed, now go you fool!

Ok, if you wish, master! cry

Originally posted by Mywi
Someone post pictures. Or I will. shock

I'm willing to allow it to come to that conclusion. droolio

Originally posted by LethalFemme
coolio.swank

You bet your sexy ass it is. flirt

Jay: Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...

Originally posted by Mywi
Someone post pictures. Or I will. shock
We cant have that can we scared

Originally posted by Ronny
I can listen flirt
To be or not to be, that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? To die, to sleep, no more.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Ok, if you wish, master! cry

Its as you wish, havent you ever seen Princess Bride you dummy clown

Soft! What light by yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Ronny is the sun!

Originally posted by Strangelove
To be or not to be, that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? To die, to sleep, no more.
Aw I'm all mushy now, I just love them morbid fairytales blushing

Originally posted by Ronny
Its as you wish, havent you ever seen Princess Bride you dummy clown

VIZZINI
(to Inigo)
-- when I found you, you were so
slobbering drunk you couldn't buy
brandy --
(now to Fezzik, who
retreats as much as he
can while Vizzini advances)
-- and you -- friendless,
brainless, helpless, hopeless --
Do you want me to send you back
to where you were, unemployed in
Greenland ?

Originally posted by Ronny
Its as you wish, havent you ever seen Princess Bride you dummy clown

Nope. ermm

Wanna watch it together? 😏

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nope. ermm

Wanna watch it together? 😏

How dare you claim to be a movie guru 😠

Okay blushing I'll get the popcorn

VIZZINI
You fell victim to one of the
classic blunders. The most famous
is "Never get involved in a land
war in Asia." But only slightly
less well known is this: "Never
go in against a Sicilian when
death is on the line."

Originally posted by Ronny
We cant have that can we scared

13

Originally posted by Ronny
We cant have that can we scared

Cute.😱

Originally posted by Röland

13

flirt I am

I have to get some sleep, have to get up early 🙁 Nighty night all