Originally posted by RölandHell yes, 😂 that was so ****ed up, my jaw was at my chest the entire way through the list. 😂
crylaughThis one is the worst though.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All T*t-F*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sl*ts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave C*ck", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink P*ssy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
I am sorry if that offended anyone but that is the funniest quote in the whole damn movie. 😂
Originally posted by StrangeloveAw I'm all mushy now, I just love them morbid fairytales blushing
To be or not to be, that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? To die, to sleep, no more.
Originally posted by Ronny
Its as you wish, havent you ever seen Princess Bride you dummy clown
VIZZINI
(to Inigo)
-- when I found you, you were so
slobbering drunk you couldn't buy
brandy --
(now to Fezzik, who
retreats as much as he
can while Vizzini advances)
-- and you -- friendless,
brainless, helpless, hopeless --
Do you want me to send you back
to where you were, unemployed in
Greenland ?