Christmas is comming early this year

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Originally posted by botankus
No, it's the holiday where I get 5 days of leftover dark meat, knock my brother's block off in a game of street football, the Detroit Lions play at 12:30, the Dallas Cowboys play at 4:00, and we head to the movies at 8:00 if everyone's not too stuffed or drunk.

So you American's have 2 Christmas's? Greedy bastards.

Originally posted by botankus
No, it's the holiday where I get 5 days of leftover dark meat, knock my brother's block off in a game of street football, the Detroit Lions play at 12:30, the Dallas Cowboys play at 4:00, and we head to the movies at 8:00 if everyone's not too stuffed or drunk.

May I come?

Originally posted by Bardock42
May I come?

I'll save you a plate, seat, and a decapitation. Just 'cause I like ya.

Originally posted by botankus
I'll save you a plate, seat, and a decapitation. Just 'cause I like ya.

Awesome. I love you....wait...no, that's not cool. The plate and seat would be nice though. And maybe your hot sister #hmm#.

It’s been going on for years, as far back as I can remember that Christmas stuff is in the stores before Thanksgiving, as I said they are trying to boost the sales for Black Friday and get people in the mood to spend money. My wife does the Black Friday thing each year and I’ve only done it once and probably never will again, way to hectic for me.

when i used to commute a long distance to work and school, as well as working retail, i hated christmas with a passion...well not the 25'th, but every day leading up till that since black friday. even though all the market whoring doesnt so much effect me now, i think the holiday, -pagan, christian, irelevant, whatever- just sucks. commercialism and obligation has destroyed the entire season, and it just seems that the 'christmas spirit', has been replaced with exhaustion and sloth...an overwhelming thought of "THANK ****ING GOD ITS OVER!!! now it wont take me 3 hours to get to work, i wont have to deal with pissed off assholes at work, wont have to wait in line forever at wherever im shopping, goodbye santa you fat evil ****, hello regulated blood pressure. [/rant]

***and to think i havent worked retail in over 12 years. you should have heard my rantings back in the day

Originally posted by PVS
when i used to commute a long distance to work and school, as well as working retail, i hated christmas with a passion...well not the 25'th, but every day leading up till that since black friday. even though all the market whoring doesnt so much effect me now, i think the holiday, -pagan, christian, irelevant, whatever- just sucks. commercialism and obligation has destroyed the entire season, and it just seems that the 'christmas spirit', has been replaced with exhaustion and sloth...an overwhelming thought of "THANK ****ING GOD ITS OVER!!! now it wont take me 3 hours to get to work, i wont have to deal with pissed off assholes at work, wont have to wait in line forever at wherever im shopping, goodbye santa you fat evil ****, hello regulated blood pressure. [/rant]

***and to think i havent worked retail in over 12 years. you should have heard my rantings back in the day

Originally posted by Bardock42
So what? People have fun.

Either by actually enjoying the hype, or by being able to be old grumpy people who can suddenly complain two months about something other people enjoy (like you).

Originally posted by PVS
***and to think i havent worked retail in over 12 years. you should have heard my rantings back in the day

Deny that you are old, will ya?

dude, i worked at toys r us when i was like 18. this was when power rangers blew up and every frikin kid was screaming for one but bandai strangled the market. i saw two grown women get into a fistfight over a megazord right in front of me. a little kid was digging through the shelf and found one. that was like stumbling upon a 10 karat diamond. some lady then grabbed it out of his hands, the kid's mother saw it, and proceeded to beat the shit out of her. all throughout the final weeks we had to stay till 1,2, and even 3 a.m. to clean up the store after it was torn apart...on christmas eve, at 11 p.m. about 10 police officers had to come and walk the isles and literally corral the people out of the place so we could close and get the hell out... (with my family xmas eve the big day when we all get together) i wasnt able to show up till midnight.

that day my christmas spirit kinda died.

Originally posted by PVS
dude, i worked at toys r us when i was like 18. this was when power rangers blew up and every frikin kid was screaming for one but bandai strangled the market. i saw two grown women get into a fistfight over a megazord right in front of me. a little kid was digging through the shelf and found one. that was like stumbling upon a 10 karat diamond. some lady then grabbed it out of his hands, the kid's mother saw it, and proceeded to beat the shit out of her. all throughout the final weeks we had to stay till 1,2, and even 3 a.m. to clean up the store after it was torn apart...on christmas eve, at 11 p.m. about 10 police officers had to come and walk the isles and literally corral the people out of the place so we could close and get the hell out... (with my family xmas eve the big day when we all get together) i wasnt able to show up till midnight.

that day my christmas spirit kinda died.

Yeah, Christmas Spirit is overrated. Presents for Bardock is what counts.

I did it. I finally did it.

I paid a bum 200 bucks to dress up like Santa and go play at the park next to my house....then I cut is ****ing head of and watch the little kids screen and cry....

I just killed Santa and with it the Christmas spirit in the all the little shitlets.

Now I must plan my attack on the mall Santas.

Originally posted by Bardock42
May I come?
😂 Since when do you ask permission for that activity... 🙄

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂 Since when do you ask permission for that activity... 🙄

Haha, a masturbation joke. Nice to see you back by the way.

no it isnt

Originally posted by PVS
no it isnt
Bardocks sexier than you............

Originally posted by PVS
no it isnt

I kinda like her...sometimes.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I kinda like her...sometimes.
Well of course, everyone admires god. It's only a commandment ya know.....

Oh, btw, I still cannot get on at my home pc................. 😠

oh, back on topic.......Everyone likes my birthday... Mithra day

Deb, is that really you?

Yes, and I am back for good now

It was the evil cookie. 😠

unless you're going to post nude pics of yourself ill just go on ignoring you

Originally posted by Strangelove
I refuse to start preparing for Christmas until Thanksgiving is over, because Thanksgiving is a great holiday and it gets a bum rap by being so close to Christmas
Said it then, I'll say it now