Okay, my turn. And for future reference, I'm only one in the early morning, possible afternoons, and night around 10 or so. I'm in college, guys! But I love what's been done with it. Everyone's so good.
King of England: What kind of welcoming is this?
(everyone stops. There is blood everywhere and people laying dying and some of the girls are still in their wench clothes. Kate is only in a shirt with the blanket still around her)
Will: Your highness! We...I was about to be overthrown.
King of England: And this is your defense line? Mostly women?
Liz: You're speaking to Elizabeth Swann, the daughter of the former governor here, your Highness (a bit ballsy)
King of England: My condolences, Ms. Swann. Your father was a good man.
Liz: Therefore anyone in my company is good as well.
King of England: I am not one to question your father's raising of you. He spoke so highly of you so often. James Norrington?
Norrington: Your Highness (bows)
King of England: It's been years since I last saw you. Why, you were only an ensign.
Norrington: Dismissed since then, sire. But I have been reunited with my daughter. Abigail.
Abi: Your Highness, it is an honor.
King: Well, for your services to me and to Governor Turner, how about I grant you a request? Anything you wish.
Norrington: Anything? (turns to Abi) My wish will be deferred to you. Anything you want.
Abi: Even if it includes Alex?
Norrington: Even then.
Abi: Your Highness, I just want to be married and live with my husband. Oh, but I don't want anything to happen to these people in this room, except him! (points to Dumas)
Dumas: Your Majesty, the girl is delirious.
Kate: He has plotted to overthrow Gov. Turner for years.
Dumas: You....she helped me!
Will: Anyone here remembering a time when Kate helped Dumas?
(all shake their heads) Kate has been a loyal servant and friend ever since she's worked here.
King: I'm inclined to agree then. Men? (his guards come) Put this man in irons.
Dumas: No! My father will hear about this.
King: And he will be most disappointed. I apologize for any inconvenience to you, Governor Turner. Now, if you will excuse me, you have a lot of cleaning up to do. I have already made preparations for my stay. You and your guests alone sleep in this house tonight. (exits)
Jack: Not a word to me. Typical.
Will: Norrington
Norrington: Mr. Turner.
Will: I would ask Jack, but I know he'd turn me down. I'm in need of a deputy governor, and with your background and clear proof that you're a good man underneath all of those pirate acts...
Abi: Don't insult the man, Will, just do it!
Will: Are you interested?
Norrington (touched): Yes. Yes, I am interested. I'm very interested! A job. A respectable, important job. You think me worthy?
Will: I do indeed.
Norrington: Thank you, sir. James Norrington, at your service!
Jack: Will!
(Will looks at him)
Jack: You thought about asking me?
Will: Yes. Are you offended I didn't pick you?
Jack: I'm offended you thought of me (looks at him like he's stupid) Haven't you got a mess to clean?
Will: Oh yes, the blood and, wait. You aren't staying?
Jack: Why? It's just a bit of blood. Your girl is a maid, ain't she?
Kate: Jack.
Liz: Jack.
Jack: I have plans (puts arm around Liz) I need to speak to SOMEONE about the kind of wedding they want. Jacky, come. She needs another girl to talk to, too. Giggles aren't really my forte.
Jacky: Coming. Well, this all worked out quite splendidly. Will, it never would have worked between us. Sorry. (exits with them)
This isn't the end! Someone else!
Fine. I will do one more scene and then you will take over, or whoever wants to. I don't want to dominate this story.
Jacky: Are you going to wear a wedding dress.
Liz: Very simple if I do. Closer to a bodice than a gown.
Jacky: On a beach?
Liz: Oh (stops in her tracks) Yes! Yes, a beach! I know exactly where.
(Jack eyes her funny)
Jacky: Well, (yawning) if you two don't mind, I have to get over my crush and wash the blood off my hands and all. Jack, it is lovely to have a brother like you.
Jack: Likewise, you know what I mean.
Jacky: Goodnight, you two (sings to herself as she leaves, no telling what level of heartbreak she's at)
Jack: What beach?
Liz: Oh, you mean I know something you don't? I think I'll savor this.
Jack: Suit yourself, love. As long as we get poor Mr. Gibbs there sober.
Liz: Jack, only you could say the one thing that could make me upset right now. I suppose Abi really will marry Alex. I was rooting for Mr. Gibbs the whole time.
Jack: Known him 15 years, been at my side for a number of those, never known him with a girl. He was married once, did you know?
Liz: No. She died?
Jack: Oh yes. He married very young and she died very young.
Liz: I never knew that.
Jack: You don't have to. Why do you think he loves the sea so much?
Liz: The same reason you loved the Pearl so much?
Jack: Hey, I still love the Pearl. She's just second to my Lizzie...for the time being (teasing her). The Pearl was my girl and the sea his. Made us the perfect captain and first mate.
Liz: Jack, you know I wish Father could be here to see me marry.
Jack: See you marry a pirate? No offense to your father whose only crime was loving you too much, but he would die hearing that if he were alive.
Liz: No, no, I don't think so. But the point is he won't be there.
Jack: I know, love, and I'd give him back to you if I could.
Liz: Well, what if Mr. Gibbs were to walk me down the aisle?
Jack: This said beach has an aisle?
Liz: Escort me to you. Act as my father. He very nearly is.
Jack: Then you should ask him to perform his fatherly duties, love. (pulls her in and kisses her)
(this kiss is longer and hotter than the rest. Jack's hands cup Liz's face as her arms wrap around him. they open their mouths and part and reunite several times)
Jack: Let's go to the cabin (breathless)
Liz: No.
Jack: Lizzie, don't do that to me! I'll lose control.
Liz: We're by ourselves on a perfectly beautiful night with the stars out and not a soul around for miles.
(Jack gets it and lets Liz pull him down with her to the ground)
Liz: (on top of him) Unless you're afraid of the birds seeing you naked?
Jack: (grins) Pirate.