If you had…

Originally posted by lord xyz
If Hitler didn't go into power, we'd still be fighting wars on horses, and Microsoft-less. 😐

I'd go back in time and kill Margaret Thatcher. 😐

*Travels back in time and gives condoms to Hitler's father* w00t

To Benefit The World:

- Go back and see if I could confirm all religions so people could stand united in the modern world.
- Stop Eve from eating the apple (goes against my previous point but never mind.
- Warn police or people who could help of major terrible events such as 9.11.
- Stop: Margaret Thatcher, Adolf Hitler, And Heartless Terrorists.
- Make money grow on trees.
- Find the core of major illnesses and stop them.
- Place the best modern technology in major historical places so humanity would evolve much quicker.

To Benefit Myself:

- Put the best days of my life on a continuous loop. 🙂

I would leave everything as is.

i would go back in time to do something i cant tell u people

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would leave everything as is.

How very noble of you...

If I Had a Time Machine, I'd go back in time and make a Time Machine, so my future self could get it then come back in time to make it.

Simple.

I'd do all the things that I was too much of a pussy to do in the past

I'd........

Go back to see the dinosaurs.
See everything that happened with Jesus.
Stop Hitler from ever reaching the masses.
Watch Stan Lee make Spiderman.
Warn my sister not to go on the road that night of a huge crash.
Not see "Aliens Gone Wild" or "Ultraviolet".

I'd probably kill everyone who'd try to kill infamous world leaders. And then destroy the time machine and infinite loop, where I would never age and know everything since the beginning conception of time to the time a second later....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
If I Had a Time Machine, I'd go back in time and make a Time Machine, so my future self could get it then come back in time to make it.

Simple.

Originally posted by Eternal Turmoil
[B]To Benefit The World:

- Go back and see if I could confirm all religions so people could stand united in the modern world.
- Stop Eve from eating the apple (goes against my previous point but never mind.
- Warn police or people who could help of major terrible events such as 9.11.
- Stop: Margaret Thatcher, Adolf Hitler, And Heartless Terrorists.
- Make money grow on trees.
- Find the core of major illnesses and stop them.
- Place the best modern technology in major historical places so humanity would evolve much quicker.

To Benefit Myself:

- Put the best days of my life on a continuous loop. 🙂 [/B]

People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science.

And also elmo is red

but Snuffleupagus was soo much better

elmo

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Well I disagree with you on Hitler, you could kill him as a youth or if you not into that you could befriend him and influence his future life decisions.

Originally posted by Valharu
To witness the big bang. 🍺

AKA When Adam and Eve got it on? b1 Yeah... that was some bang. ermm

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I would start microsoft.

And have sex with some hot chicks

and play the stock market perfectly

and start America

and invent the car

and the Atari

and the Intellevision

and the Nintendo consoles

and the PS1/2/3

and the Xbox/Xbox 360

and some other awesome things.

oh....and I'd **** eve before Adam could, kill adam, and make sure the entire would had a little of me in them! [csm]mwahaha[/cms]

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And edit your post to fix your smiley? ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
AKA When Adam and Eve got it on? b1 Yeah... that was some bang. ermm

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And edit your post to fix your smiley? ermm

Originally posted by ThePittman
If you had a time machine what would you do with it? I would want to go back and put a DVD player in King Tut’s tomb and what all the archeologists go nuts.

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Man, let's see, first things first, I'de return to the brainstorming room where the makers of the American Pie films stood making "educational" guesses. Then kick the man responsible for creating the whole, "at band camp" response. People will thank me all over the world for being able to now successfully say, "this one time".