So the vampire appear.
Jack: Oh bugger! What do you want? It's still my wedding night?
Vamp: We want you blood...we're hungry!
Jack: So what do you say to a eunuch?
Kate: Jack!!!!!
Liz: Everyone throw the rum in the fire and back to the Pearl!
(A big explosion...and the vamps disappear)
At the Pearl:
Abi: Alex and me have ready-ed the Pearl, so come on....
Jack: Why is the rum always gone? Maybe it was no good idea to marry you luv, you always burn the rum!!
No NO no your ruining it with the vampire bit that would never ever ever happen.
Jacky: I'm so happy you will , go on adventures with me James.
Norri:anything for the one i love , plus i would have stayed behind to keep a watchful eye on Abigail
jacky:Isn't Abbi getting married to Alex.
Norri:yes but I'm sure she will joining jacks crew along with me and you.
jacky: Oh i suppose so.
Fade into Elizabeth and jack on the pearl.
Liz: I cant believe we are finally married.
jack: It probably all around Tortuga by now , i can see it : The notorious pirate captain jack sparrow gets married to the governors daughter. I bet Scarlett and Gisele would slap me again if they saw me.
Liz: they're would be so jealous to see us together hand and hand.(she giggled)
jack: (leads Elizabeth to the bed) You know it is our wedding night( he grins wildly as he removes his effects)
Liz: (smiling as she crawls onto the bed.
jack: (holds Elizabeth in his arms) now you Truly are a pirates wife.