Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by willofthewisp501 pages

I find the marriage to Vanessa sexy for some reason....Rory, do me a favor and slap some sense into me.

I don't think I've seen pics of their kids but I caught an older episode of Inside the Actors Studio by accident and saw Johnny on there. I think it was 99 because the last film they talked about was Sleepy Hollow. Anyway, they asked him some random questions.

What is your favorite word?
Johnny: Why.

What would you do if you didn't act?
Johnny: Write.

What is your favorite sound in the whole world?
Johnny: My daughter's voice. (he hadn't had Jack yet)

What is your least favorite sound in the whole world?
Johnny: Vaccuum cleaners.

What is the best thing about your life?
Johnny: Getting to be in love and in Paris, can't beat that combination.

Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
I only like TIm Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I hate Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. That movie is complete crap to me and has been since I was a child. Someone had to force me to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because I was afraid it was gonna suck like the original. I was pleasantly surprised as Tim Burton's version is one of my favorite movies now. The original still blows big time IMO. It was nothing more than a raping of Roald Dahl's book to peddle candy. That's why they changed the name because they were about to launch the Willy Wonka candy line and they wanted the movie to match the name of the Candy but when the movie flopped they put off making the candy till the 1980s after the movie got a cult following.

Back on the topic of Johnny movies....I tried to watch "The Libertine" and couldn't get into it...despite the eye candy. But the other day I caught the end of the Libertine on Encore and became obsessed...the way Johnny acted, the way he looked when his head was shaved OMG!

I guess because I'm Old School..I'm actually quite fond of the original "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"...I've only seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" once...although Johnny is Willy, I'm still sentimental about the first one. But that's just me.

Johnny movies that I really and totally enjoy:

Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest
Sweeney Todd
Sleepy Hollow
Donnie Brasco
Secret Window
Blow
Benny and Joon
Chocolat
Finding Neverland
Edward Scissorhands
Platoon

One's I'll watch just to see Johnny, don't particularly care about the movie:
Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End
The Man Who Cried
The Astronaut's Wife
The Ninth Gate
Don Juan DeMarco
From Hell
The Libertine
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Cry Baby
Ed Wood

the rest I haven't seen, so can't really add them to the List.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I find the marriage to Vanessa sexy for some reason....Rory, do me a favor and slap some sense into me.

😱 I wouldn't slap ye' dear.. only steal your rum for a few hours and give the bottle back.. empty.

feels sick (for this world)

Originally posted by PirateDiva
Omg!! So my friend sent me pics today and they were close up's of Johnny's children Lily, Jack, and Vanessa (they were in Disneyland this past Sunday)and I absolutely felt guilty for looking at the pictures....but to be completely honest as quilty as I felt, I also couldn't tear my eyes away from them! LILY-ROSE is BEYOND BEAUTIFUL....she could be a model...LIKE NOW!!! and little JACK is super adorable! They sooo look like him! It's the first real close up pics I've seen and LILY just blew me away!

I wont post the pics out of respect to Johnny....but if you want a looksy PM me! They are Beautiful!

OMg, I'm so sorry for you.. No kids today are developed, not even the ppl Johnny's age. How could his kids act and stuff? They'll get a lot of attention just for being his kids, and her kids! The stories of my life. 😒 NOT ANOTHER! PLEASE! (I'm from a normal place, Florida..) I HATE parents!!

And I'm scared of ppl who aren't sexy!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I find the marriage to Vanessa sexy for some reason....Rory, do me a favor and slap some sense into me.

I don't think I've seen pics of their kids but I caught an older episode of Inside the Actors Studio by accident and saw Johnny on there. I think it was 99 because the last film they talked about was Sleepy Hollow. Anyway, they asked him some random questions.

What is your favorite word?
Johnny: Why.

What would you do if you didn't act?
Johnny: Write.

What is your favorite sound in the whole world?
Johnny: My daughter's voice. (he hadn't had Jack yet)

What is your least favorite sound in the whole world?
Johnny: Vaccuum cleaners.

What is the best thing about your life?
Johnny: Getting to be in love and in Paris, can't beat that combination.

I think we should put Johnny in a corner, that is, not give him attention bc his love life is kind of depressing. (Don't get me wrong, do I not look like a Fan.)

Originally posted by piratexrory
[QUOTE=10190415]Originally posted by willofthewisp
I find the marriage to Vanessa sexy for some reason....Rory, do me a favor and slap some sense into me.
[B]😱 I wouldn't slap ye' dear.. only steal your rum for a few hours and give the bottle back.. empty.

Haha, o really; I'd do more. Not enough said, though?

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
Back on the topic of Johnny movies....I tried to watch "The Libertine" and couldn't get into it...despite the eye candy. But the other day I caught the end of the Libertine on Encore and became obsessed...the way Johnny acted, the way he looked when his head was shaved OMG!

I guess because I'm Old School..I'm actually quite fond of the original "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"...I've only seen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" once...although Johnny is Willy, I'm still sentimental about the first one. But that's just me.

I'm actually quite over it now. I can pick and choose.

Originally posted by texgodiva2s
ImpPiDiva, oh temptress--I'll take your word for it--not possible for that man and woman to make anything less than beautiful babies, is my personal genetics take. If that baby boy looks like his daddy, he's gonna to get la, er attention coming and going. And his daughter, what convent do you suppose they will choose for her?lol

Yea, but butiful parents = s*** minds.

Originally posted by PirateDiva
OMG They are sooooo Beautiful!! I cant get over how BEAUTIFUL LILY ROSE is!! Jack is adorable too dont get me wrong ( SOOOO CUTE)....but this pic is just a really great pic of Lily! It's not a high quality pic and with out retouch or anything the little girl is FLAWLESS!! Dam near looks like a headshot! lol

Flawless, ey, must have a diff life livin w/ those 2. Again, I say, I'm tired of them bein better! (Do I not look like a Fan..)

😠

O no, someone is upset now, but lie as she must, she is jealous! Agrees w/ every word I repeat. 🙁

Okay, so maybe you have this life I am jealous of. Ppl up north or not from FL/LA are like that. Capich?

I'm talking @ my life, not life looking at sin.

You wouldn't like the ppl in my life, but you could live w/ my sexiness for a time.

In fact, it would be dangerous for you if you moved to FL or LA about now or EVER! Looks at me!

Originally posted by christnabarrett
O no, someone is upset now, but lie as she must, she is jealous! Agrees w/ every word I repeat. 🙁

Okay, so maybe you have this life I am jealous of. Ppl up north or not from FL/LA are like that. Capich?

I'm talking @ my life, not life looking at sin.

You wouldn't like the ppl in my life, but you could live w/ my sexiness for a time.

In fact, it would be dangerous for you if you moved to FL or LA about now or EVER! Looks at me!

Oh no, my dearest ChristnaBarrett - jealous is something I am not. Simply frustrated by your lack of respect towards my mates and the continuous posts; even after we'd advised you to keep them shorter.
But if you want to think of me as jealous than, go ahead be my guest.
I actually wouldn't know about your life - and you know f-u-c-k all about mine, and lets keep that way yeah?

quick alert!

(quick) alert - i am a completely clean person in a completely depressing world

so save me!

How is Johnny's love life depressing? True, I'm old-fashioned and think it's better to be married before having kids, but he loves his family very much and there is no evidence to suggest they don't love him.

Beautiful parents = sh*tty parents? Who the hell do you think you are? I'm about to become a parent and I consider my husband very attractive. He's the most beautiful man in the world to me and he's going to be an excellent father. Beauty comes from the inside out, dear, and you need to learn that before you make assumptions about people.

How can you hate parents? If there were no parents, there would be no people. Every person in this world except Adam had parents and needed those parents to survive infancy and childhood. Shame on you for degrading such a selfless, thankless job. The hardest thing an adult can do is raise a child.

I think you are off the topic, first off.

Actually, I also believe beauty = mind. And how beauty is in the eyes of the beholders.

I'm replying to what you said you ****ing idiot.

So... talking @ Johnny's kids. I read he got in trouble for yelling in a bar or rest. bc someone was trying to take a pic of his childrens. One of the only 2 times.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I'm replying to what you said you ****ing idiot.

"I am rubber, and you are glue, whatever you say about me, actually bounced off of me and really stuck to you." I don't actually want her to get kicked off myself and will report if she is for some reason.

Originally posted by willofthewisp
How is Johnny's love life depressing? True, I'm old-fashioned and think it's better to be married before having kids, but he loves his family very much and there is no evidence to suggest they don't love him.

Beautiful parents = sh*tty parents? Who the hell do you think you are? I'm about to become a parent and I consider my husband very attractive. He's the most beautiful man in the world to me and he's going to be an excellent father. Beauty comes from the inside out, dear, and you need to learn that before you make assumptions about people.

How can you hate parents? If there were no parents, there would be no people. Every person in this world except Adam had parents and needed those parents to survive infancy and childhood. Shame on you for degrading such a selfless, thankless job. The hardest thing an adult can do is raise a child.

So, this is the Johnny Depp Lovefest..

But what about waiting until you grew up and are satisfied with your childhood, teen years, and young adulthood? Since you are 21/22/23.

I think it's time the way PotC is over, but I am not fit to be a parent, and I wanted to be a kid at one point in my life still. Not be a retard and grow up and have my kids do what I wanted to but couldn't.

My life is a fight, but not as a police.

And this is the theme of PotC.. (badly done in some ways but not so in others)

So, basically, I am upset when other ppl do what I wanted to do. And I go about life saying that's what I am, and then it isn't okay.

Johnny's life is depressing the way ppl on another forum said that I just talk to myself. Hard to go into.. eek