Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by SelinaAndBruce501 pages

Originally posted by katelovespirate
i guess it's about time i saw the libertine then, eh? 😉

You have not seen it?

Johnny's character is quite lecherous. But he looks awful at the end as his nose falls off 😆

what the crap?!?! his NOSE FALLS OFF?!

Dude, now i HAVE to see it! 😄

That movie is bad but it is easily the most interesting film I have ever seen. It also has seens of people faking masturbating with giant wooden dildos and a midget riding a penis around like a chariot. I swear when I described it to my friends they were like you are so weird, lol

EW!!! How self-centered!!!

The Libertine...I get that confused with Quills. What is the plot? I sometimes like disturbing if it has a good plot.

The Libertine is already very popular. It's like the only thing of his I remember hearing. I think masturbating on film is always stupid unless ppl take it seriously like it's not just some roger rabbit.

The Libertine is about this hugely self-centered, extremely talented man who had the attention of the king, if he had only played along he could have had everything, but instead he just twisted off in a lot of rude crude and socially unacceptable ways. The coach scene has him with his wife as they travel to London, and he makes her recount the story of their elopement. Basically, she had a ton of money, he kidnapped her, had his way with her on the way to Gretna Greene--the local Scottish? I think elopement center of that time period (think Las Vegas--little white chapel I guess). There's a cool vid by Lyttlewyng--song of Annie Lennox called Why? and it will get your attention--just Annie Lennox's voice and then the strange story of the 2nd Earl of ??. Massively not fun film, beautifully photographed, had Rupert Friend (?) who was Keira Knightly's boyfriend for a while. Mr. Depp's character is a lousy, womanizing, sorry SOB with no redeeming social value. Basicallly piffed away all his great potential and yes, evidently STDs of the time made your nose rot off. Yuk.

kate, I love your siggy, it's wonderful 🙂

Sparrow is a Blond?

Yes, ImpPiDiva, you made for an interesting side story to my workday--sorta this little piratey hum inside all day long--pretty nice all things considered.

omg kate your sig is beautiful!

my parents would kill me if i EVER saw the Libertine...wayyy too dirty

haha... yeah i've thought about it and i don't think i'll see that one--- as much as Johnny is tempting, it sounds like a very depressing, pointless film. I think I'll just go watch Chocolat again. 🙂

Originally posted by zac_depp_is_luv
omg kate your sig is beautiful!

my parents would kill me if i EVER saw the Libertine...wayyy too dirty

Yeah, me too - they won't even let me watch the love scenes in Don Juan DeMarco - They let me watch Chocolat though ^_^

None of the love scenes in Don Juan De Marc are even that graphic IMO. How old are you guys?

Originally posted by katelovespirate
haha... yeah i've thought about it and i don't think i'll see that one--- as much as Johnny is tempting, it sounds like a very depressing, pointless film. I think I'll just go watch Chocolat again. 🙂

To me it's intriguing to watch Johnny's performance. I will watch any film he is in just to watch what he does. I love the little things he inserts to make his performances more real.

The Libertine was also bisexual. There is a scene where he is quite cozy with a male character. They're not kissing or anything but the way he is sitting with him it is obviously more than friendly and he admits to not caring who he is screwing man or woman in his monologue in the beginning.

Well, legally I can see an R-rated movie but we're really conservative at my house 😉 I didn't think they were graphic at all, but mom would rather me not watch them (and I don't particularly want to watch those scenes with mum and dad anyway, lol)

Oh gosh.. don't get me started on Chocolat. Seriously, for me that character is like THE perfect man. Irish (😛) . Sexy . Humorous . Love Kids . PIRATE . 😍 -oh and he an dance.. *sighs*

The love scenes in Don Juan DeMarco really aren't that bad.. Libertine is far worse.. especially that scene in the carriage.. *shudders*

Every mom would rather not see those kinds of scenes with her kid, lol. I'll tell you, my mom let us watch a movie no matter how violent it was, but God forbid it had some nudity or sex.

I basically wanted to stick to the ratings because I could not understand simply everything. I thought it was dorky to be a kid. But who else says that? I'm sure it's a good idea. Don't force 'the kids...'

Originally posted by SelinaAndBruce
To me it's intriguing to watch Johnny's performance. I will watch any film he is in just to watch what he does. I love the little things he inserts to make his performances more real.

The Libertine was also bisexual. There is a scene where he is quite cozy with a male character. They're not kissing or anything but the way he is sitting with him it is obviously more than friendly and he admits to not caring who he is screwing man or woman in his monologue in the beginning.

The funny thing about the man Johnny (it's also his name in the movie) is cuddling with in the movie, is that he is Rupert Friend, Keira's boyfriend in real life...lol!!