Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

They should at least ask Johnny to present an award, you know? Make it worth his time.

Johnny: And the Oscar for Best Costume goes to... (about to open the envelope)

(A long line of KMC forum girls come on stage, all wearing Jack Sparrow shirts. They start clawing at him)

Host Jon Stewart: Johnny, where's the envelope?

Johnny: (drowning in a sea of fangirls. We barely see his hand poke out from the waves of hormones) Save yourself, Jon! Forget the envelope! (the audience can no longer see him)

(Minutes later, the girls clear out. Johnny is left in fetal position without his clothes and glasses)

Jon: Johnny! Are you okay? (Vanessa runs up and shrouds him with a massive shawl)

Johnny: (flashbacking) It was...it was... (sees Tigers coming at him) Get them away!

Vanessa: It's all right now, darling. (tries to help him offstage)

Johnny: They kept shouting strange words like "sparrabeth" and "shipping." Oh it was terrible! (starts bawling on her shoulder)

it's been too long...
i don't even know what "shipping" is.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! 😆 OMG Willo ur killing me here!! lol...that was hilarious!! 😂

But i was so thinking that too....why didnt they ask him to Present? 🙁

LOL LOL! Ur awesome willo.
I bet u they asked him to present but he doesn't like it much..he's only accepted it once in the past

Accepted it? What do you mean? He's presented before?

at teen choice....

Yeah but I don't remember whether it was oscars or golden globes...he made it pretty brief. Didn't talk at all just went "The nominees are..."

When asked about it later he said: They asked me to present the awards so I guessed people didn't want to hear me talking and wanted to see who wins.

Classic Johnny

lol....ya classic Johnny!! lol love him!!

OmG! And the moment of truth!!! I still have Hope! lol

He's being darling--he's looking all squirmy and chewing gum--he really wants a sig badly--probably the nicotine gum. Bummer--no win.

Miz Sel&Bru, what's it that attracted your attention? I'm glad you are okay with me being part too cos I know I enjoy what you post here as well, you got clean thinking, focused donchaknow?

🙁 Its just Not fair! 🙁 *cries* Johnny deserves it!! But i do see an Oscar in his Future!!

LOL yeah! But I swear there was an actual look of RELIEF on his face when he didn't win. Bet he wants it deep deep down though.
Gotta love the actor and his addiction to ciggies right?
Oh Johnny Johnny why do i love u so much? lol

Hmm, way too predictable a night for the guys. Maybe Day-Lewis will retire now. I would have been happy if any of them but George Clooney won.

I can't imagine a stronger nastier habit than cigs--god love him and hopefully he's weaning off--that's about the best to be hoped for. He did so appear to be relieved didn't he? Can't imagine that the next movies slated are going to reach anyone in the academy. They are going to be fun/interesting for him, just not great shakes in the way of the world. He wore his glasses in Nick of Time didn't he? Bathroom break, siggy in the limo--which party shall we hit piratistas?

Marion Cotillard is soooo beautiful.

Yes, I bet Johnny wants an Oscar deep deep down 🙂

Im glad atonement won something!

Perhaps we shall see a glimpse of him in the after parties??
As for johnny's next movies...I can't see anything happening wit public enemies but maybe Shantram or Rum Diaries? U never know!! Keep our fingers crossed...I've actually heard he'll have a little part in Burton's Alice in Wonderland too. Who wouldn't wanna see that?

What? I think Public Enemies does stand a chance! Lets not rule it out yet! 🙂

And yes I heard about Alice in Wonderland....i think Johnny as the Mad Hatter would be CrazYYY!! lol...I could sooo see him bring the madness to the Mad Hatter! lol

Considering I haven't seen Public Enemies or even know what its about, I'm not ruling it out yet haha

*faints* OMG!! In this pic Johnny is telling me he wants me to take him with his eyes!! lol

awe I missed all the fun!

Well Johnny, it's okay. Next year, my friend, next year. And in the meantime, KMC awards you the KMC Fanny Award for all around stunning-ness, fan-winning-ability (especially fan girls), and well... having a very fine fanny. Though of course, only in the American sense of the word. Here's looking at you, sir.

Atonement got robbed. Who even saw "No country for old men"? haha. oh gee.

Tilda Swinton? Really? Did anyone else see "the beach"? Haven't liked her since...

Marion is lovely, glad she won. There was one surprise, at least.