Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

hey piratistas, life is good and my heart still beats faster than a trip hammer for the sight of those unusual braids and to read a Jack fic is the bestest....CompassRose7577 has a very fine new series that sent me off on love fest number 8,354. Yeah, Jack's still got it for me. I think about that first sighting while he's standing on the yardarm. Geez, so cool/hot he's definitely got it.

And by the by, isn't Johnny Depp's mouth absolutely perfect in the siggy that Saavy made for me so very long ago...I mean just highly kissable and infinitely enticing.

We need a Johnny Depp variation on the Chuck Norris list--Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down; Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice....Ninjas are afraid of Chuck Norris (or wanna grow up to be, I forget). So, maybe, uh, Johnny Depp doesn't pick cool roles, they become cool becos he picks 'em. Costumes don't look good on JD, they look good cos his bod is inside.

...the reason why Johnny Depp can't take on the role of teh JoKeR is because

1. Heath Ledger was already perfect, (*sigh, Heath)
2. Johnny's afraid of clowns! isn't joker some sort of a schizophrenice psychopathic clown??

Great idea, tex!

The only reason Johnny Depp hasn't won an Academy Award is because fat, golden, bald Oscar is afraid to stand next to him.

^^ hahaha!! nice!

haha, lol willo!

Hey gals, is Johnny going to be the Riddler or not? Anything official yet? The man is really a workaholic!

nothing official last time i heard.

there is this article i read where even johnny doesn't know he's going to be the riddler 😛 but he said he was open to it.. 😉

Who wouldn't be open to it, though? It's a wonderful role, provided they don't get too campy with his costume.

what is the riddler from? im confused

The Riddler is a Batman villain who commits crimes and then leaves riddles for Batman to solve as his calling card. In the comics, he has a narcissim personality disorder because he has an off-the-charts IQ and believes Batman to be his only intellectual equal. Sometimes, like in Batman Forever, they have him wear these outrageous tights with question marks all over him...not something I'd like to see Johnny Depp in. I much prefer a suit.

I want johnny to create "his own" riddler.... preferably a dark riddler... like the joker... it would be awesome if JD put his own twist on things - although i want riddler to be dark, not willy wonka-ish. now that would be just.... stupid. O.o

That's the only thing I'd be afraid of. I will never see Willy Wonka, didn't like the first one anyway.

what's wrong with the johnny willy wonka?

ive had like 6 people tell me they hated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. before i even liked Johnny (or really even knew who he was) I saw Charlie and i LOVED it. i loved Johnny's portrayal of the character and his quirkiness! my favorite part is when he chucks Mr. Salt's business card behind him...

I liked Willy Wonka. At first I was going to dismiss him as some weird dude in a children's movie, but the portrayal was funny, and his expressions were funny too. Although his expressions when something happens to the children is funny, they were quite disturbing too -it was like he wanted that to happen. O.O

I liked willy wonka even before i knew it was johnny.. or even before i knew who johnny was lol. so like, yeah...

lol CATCF is on disney channel right now....

I wouldn't like to see Johnny in a batman movie. Don't get me wrong, he'd be brilliant, but with so many things happening to the actors, i'd prefer it if he stayed away lol.

I liked his acting in willy wonka and i hated the first one willo, it scared the crap out of me as a kid lol

lol, are you saying that the batman movies are unlucky? *gasp*
yeah, i kinda noticed that trend too, though lol
nah, i don't think anything would happy to johnny- i don't want anything to happen to him, lol!

haven't watched the first yet. imma prolly gonna rent it someday...

Yeah its like the superman curse

what's the superman curse?