Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by ibd4eva501 pages

yeah he's a crazy guy!

OMGSH Russell is TEH HOTNESS!!! LOVE HIM!!! His accent is sex haha, which is weird to say since he's like...a....sex...er...addict. Haha, anyways i can totally see him and johnny jamming and creating a really cool project together, that would be amazing!

yeah *cough* ignoring the whole sex addict thing......but hes a recovered druggie, so he does have some potential, right? he's still hot anyway

Nooooooooooooooooo He is a recovered sex addict!

I think. 😆 But yes he is TEH HOTNESS!!!!!!! 😱

oooohh russell

the guy's got an adorable smile. cant question that

omg! new johnny pics!! in LA!!!!

Ya have u seen the video attached to those pics? It made me so mad! Both Johnny's bodyguard and the photograper (paparazzi) were complete idiots, creating a wrestling match while throwing Johnny in the middle of an awful predicament!!

The Story: The photograper was trying to get a shot of Johnny and the bodyguard (not Jerry, but some guy i've never scene) was not allowing the photog to get his shot. The Bodyguard kept putting his hand on the lense of the camera and blocking him and soon the photog and the bodyguard were exchanging words and fist fighting....when Johnny came out i think he got freaked out at the scene and the photog kept asking Johnny "Johnny, why are you letting your guard here F**King beat on us? You're better than that Johnny!" to which Johnny responded "F**k off!"

It just agrivates me that the photog could even think he could speak to Johnny that way!!! Sure Johnny didnt stop it but he didnt see when it started! For all Johnny knew the photog could have been some crazy guy attacking the bodyguard....i dunno! and i think the bodyguard wanted to prove he can take care of Johnny (and perhaps really wanted a permanent job on Johnny's staff) so he tried acting super tough and tried to make an impression on Johnny! so ya thats what happened!

sorry for double post but did u hear IBD? That supposedly Zac Efron has signed on to be in Pirates 4? lol....i honestly cant imagine him in a Pirates movie...but ya thats the rumor!

I really dont see him as a pirate, i can only imagine him as a Will Turner like character. *gasps and has a moment of gut wrenching realization* O-M-G!!!! You dont think they'll have him playing the role of Will and Elizabeth's Son in his older years?? do you?? *cries*

Lmao!! Wow!....Imagine that IBD!! Our beloved Zac Efron playing the adolescent spawn of Will and Elizabeth! The child we refuse to accept was born! The child we have denied! The child all Sparrabethers wish had never been born! Now thats some ironic shyt! If the rumors are true and Zac's in the movie, and if my developing theory turns out to be correct, then a guy I love and think is hot and gorgeous (Zac), is to play the son of the man who literally ruined my life when he bloody married Elizabeth, the son of a man you (IBD) and I both loath, William "F***ing Bloody Whelp" Turner!!!! 😠 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ugh!!! This cant be happening!! Please someone, slap me and tell me I'm over reacting!!!! *cries*

I dont have a good feeling about this news gals!!!

Zac Efron??? Come on, even a child spawned from Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann would have more talent than that guy. If that's what the POTC movies are going to turn into, some pulpy, unoriginal kid-fest with Jack just kind of paving the way for a new generation of pirates, I'm pointing my ship the other way. Zac Efron? The gay little sh*t from the High School Musical movies that Vanessa Hudgeons went on the Kid Kratic in the Morning radio show and said he asks to borrow her face cleanser all the time? That kid, a pirate??? No, say it ain't so.

Even if he's not Will Turner III, he'll be as annoying as f*ck and we're all going to wish Will would come back and kick that little snot's ass because at least Will had the swordsmanship skills to make up for his utter lack of personality. Sorry, but I'm a little outraged.

(Jack and Pirate Efron are in a bar fight and are taking cover behind a table)

Pirate Efron: Let's get outta here! (most over-used statement in all of filmdom)

Jack: Why flee when you can drink? (picks up a rum bottle and takes a swig. Refreshed, he now fires his pistol, participating in the brawl, kicking ass and taking names)

Pirate Efron: (covering his ears) Will you stop that? My ears are on fire!

Jack: Just like your career! (Jack checks and sees the coast is clear. He starts staggering out of the bar with Pirate Efron close behind him. It's a lot like his exit scene in DMC. He's perfectly calm whereas Pirate Efron is kind of jittery. Some maniac starts running at both of them. Just in time, they both dodge and the maniac hits the captains bell. With a ding, he falls to the ground)

Pirate Efron: That's what I call being saved by the bell!

Jack: THAT'S your hero line? I miss Will.

Zac Efron. *gasps, and falls down dead* *wakes up when touched by the Piemaker*

DUDE! NO! I mean, as I've said in another thread, he's cute and all.. BUT PIRATES 4! AND PROBABLE WILL'S SON?!?!

IT JUST DOESN'T WORK! NOOOO. nu-uh. No. NOOO.

Originally posted by PirateDiva
sorry for double post but did u hear IBD? That supposedly Zac Efron has signed on to be in Pirates 4? lol....i honestly cant imagine him in a Pirates movie...but ya thats the rumor!

I really dont see him as a pirate, i can only imagine him as a Will Turner like character. *gasps and has a moment of gut wrenching realization* O-M-G!!!! You dont think they'll have him playing the role of Will and Elizabeth's Son in his older years?? do you?? *cries*

Lmao!! Wow!....Imagine that IBD!! Our beloved Zac Efron playing the adolescent spawn of Will and Elizabeth! The child we refuse to accept was born! The child we have denied! The child all Sparrabethers wish had never been born! Now thats some ironic shyt! If the rumors are true and Zac's in the movie, and if my developing theory turns out to be correct, then a guy I love and think is hot and gorgeous (Zac), is to play the son of the man who literally ruined my life when he bloody married Elizabeth, the son of a man you (IBD) and I both loath, William "F***ing Bloody Whelp" Turner!!!! 😠 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ugh!!! This cant be happening!! Please someone, slap me and tell me I'm over reacting!!!! *cries*

I dont have a good feeling about this news gals!!!

i agree 100% with everything you just said!!!!!!!!! i love you Diva!!! i knew there was a reason u were my bestest kmc buddy!!!!!!!!!!

as for the rest of you.............be prepared for a new siggy next time you see me..............

yeah, check it. right now. feel shunned, Efron haters. for like...the next couple days....at most....

I'M NOT A EFRON HATER. I do know a hot guy when I see one 😛 I'm just not fond of HSM. that's why Zac bums me. TOO.. MUCH.. HSM EXPOSURE!

If he's going to be Will's son, though, make sure he's BETTER than his dad, or else there would be a new bashing thread..

I just don't find him attractive or talented. I'm sure he's a nice guy.

I only like Efron now because I mistook him for Jared Leto once. I respect his looks nows...

I realize that Zac is goodlooking, he's just not my type i guess, i don't really see him that way haha...which is weird I guess because everyone used to tell me that my bf looked like him and Jeremy Sumpter lol

Savvy! Long time no see!

savvy where were you?! 😛

Hey hey!! I've been SOOO busy with classes and acting and stuff, i've barely been on fandom stuff at all and I miss you guys! I've been watching a lot of Johnny stuff lately *le sigh* - love him!! 😍

hey savvy!!! its been a while!!