Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by -savvychick-501 pages

we all need therapy at one point or another...lol

im sry, but that little scene you cooked up there couldn't work, seeing as im sitting on his lap at the moment, sry......

omg...i need therapy too.......

Originally posted by -savvychick-
we all need therapy at one point or another...lol

im sry, but that little scene you cooked up there couldn't work, seeing as im sitting on his lap at the moment, sry......

omg...i need therapy too.......

LMAO 😆 Touche!!

here, ill be nice and share *scoots over and makes room for piratediva on johnny's lap* there ya go😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
here, ill be nice and share *scoots over and makes room for piratediva on johnny's lap* there ya go😄

YAY ME!!!! *sits on Johnnys lap, grabs him and starts making out with him*

OOPs sorry got a little carried away there....lol!!

NO...HE'S MINE!!! i was being nice too, sharing and all...

i s'pose that doesnt matter compared to what we're gonna do later though...lol

omg...serious therapy time...HELP!!!

Originally posted by -savvychick-
NO...HE'S MINE!!! i was being nice too, sharing and all...

i s'pose that doesnt matter compared to what we're gonna do later though...lol

omg...serious therapy time...HELP!!!

OH YA WELL....HE LOVES ME and he's gonna do ME!!! * Pushes savvychick to the floor, then throws herself on her, they start fighting each other**u hear screaming, slapping, punching, ripping of clothes, curse words and they both beat each other senseless to the point where they are both knocked out on the floor*

LOL....i think i need therapy and ANGER MANAGEMENT!! LOL!!

Ok let me put my boxing gloves on.... Johnny is mine.
In fact he did me First. So he loves me more than you all.

anger management is no problem for me...johnny'll fix me up......

lmao...omg, we're terrible...

but see, he's doing me now...you're old news😄lol

You know, this forum should be rated R after hours. 😱

yeah....but if it was rated R i would have to lie about my age😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
but see, he's doing me now...you're old news😄lol

But he did me first 😄 I don't think he has energy left. He wasted his energy with me. 😱

Originally posted by -savvychick-
yeah....but if it was rated R i would have to lie about my age😄

How old are you?

im only 13...lol, they corrupted me early😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
im only 13...lol, they corrupted me early😄

Ok lets stop perverting her 😂
But Johnny is mine and I love him 😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
im only 13...lol, they corrupted me early😄

NOW i guess i need THERAPY, ANGER MANAGEMENT, and some JAIL TIME for beating up a MINOR...LMAO😆

well, maybe you love him, but at the moment he's mine and he loves ME!!!!!!!

oh, dont worry, you're not corrupting me, it's much too late for there to be any more corrupting...i'm pretty far gone😄

lmao piratediva...you've just hit a wee bit of a tough spot eh?

All right i think Im going to JAIL FOR LIFE NOW CAUSE IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME FEMALES WHO THINK THEY CAN STEAL MY MAN!!!

JOHNNY IS MINE....HE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM...and NO ONE LAYS A SINGLE FINGER ON HIM BECAUSE IF NOT....I WILL DECLARE WORLD WAR III and I WILL RAISE HELL OVER ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET NEAR MY JOHNNY!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WoW.....ya guys i need serious HELP!!!

Originally posted by -savvychick-
lmao piratediva...you've just hit a wee bit of a tough spot eh?

HUH?