Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp Lovefest

Started by PirateDiva501 pages

Originally posted by -savvychick-
hey, i had to try😄

ok, how bout this...u get him sun, mon, tues, and wed. morning, and i get him wed night, thurs, fri, and sat...then he goes back to you on sunday...deal??

NO...i get him WED, THURS, FRI, SAT, SUN and u get him MON, TUES...and that is non-negotiable!!! 😄

Haha u two are funny arguing over someone who clearly isn't yours. jk 😉

i dont think so...i think i had a pretty good deal going there...thats equal time............

i think i'm beginning to get rage issues now, and i wont get sent to jail, because your not a minor, and if i did because i got a little carried away...johnny would come bail me out😄...bwa ha ha ha ha....

so equal rights or nothing...this is my final offer...and then its off to the psych ward for me...hmm...maybe they'll let me bring johnny, and we'll have our own little room with the pillow walls.......hmmmmm............lmao...o the fun we'd have😄

Originally posted by kiwibird
Haha u two are funny arguing over someone who clearly isn't yours. jk 😉

LOL....NO ur wrong He is MINE, MINE MINE MINE!!! 😄

Note: I have issues....lol!!

I LOVE JOHNNY AND HE'S DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH ME!!!inlove

Haha u two are funny arguing over someone who clearly isn't yours. jk
- kiwibird

JOHNNY'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!HE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sry, spazz moment.............

so how bout it piratediva...equal shares or what?

i mean, technically you'd have him at the beginning of the week, so he'd be worn out when i got him, so i actually gave you the better deal....lol

Originally posted by -savvychick-
i dont think so...i think i had a pretty good deal going there...thats equal time............

i think i'm beginning to get rage issues now, and i wont get sent to jail, because your not a minor, and if i did because i got a little carried away...johnny would come bail me out😄...bwa ha ha ha ha....

so equal rights or nothing...this is my final offer...and then its off to the psych ward for me...hmm...maybe they'll let me bring johnny, and we'll have our own little room with the pillow walls.......hmmmmm............lmao...o the fun we'd have😄

Ha HA....sure i may do time for beating u up....but i'll be out in NO time!!

But u on the other HAND are a MINOR....and when ur mommy hears about u and a 43 year old....hmmmm dont think she'll like that much....Ur mother as ur GUARDIAN will have to put a restraining ORDER against him and he wont be able to go within 300 feet from you....LMAO!!!! and if ur mommy doesnt do it the STATE WILL taking u away from ur family and keeping u from JOHNNY....WHILE I LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH MY LOVE JOHNNY who doesnt need little girls like u fantizing over him!!! HA! I WIN!!

Poor Johnny one day hes gona be ripped to threads... I can see it happening...I'm concerned for his well-being.

Originally posted by kiwibird
Poor Johnny one day hes gona be ripped to threads... I can see it happening...I'm concerned for his well-being.

LMAO😆

you will NEVER win...i wont let you

see, johnny loves me so much, that my age no longer matters...and even if my mom DID get a restraining order, what she doesn't know wont hurt her...and so i could run away from home, to a place where they'd never find us, and we can live off each others love forever and ever🙂...HA😄

congradualations tho, b/c i do believe this is the best fight over johnny i've ever had🙂lol

Poor Johnny one day hes gona be ripped to threads... I can see it happening...I'm concerned for his well-being.
-kiwibird

well, when this happens, ill sew him back together, and because no one will want him anymore, ill get him all to myself😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
you will NEVER win...i wont let you

see, johnny loves me so much, that my age no longer matters...and even if my mom DID get a restraining order, what she doesn't know wont hurt her...and so i could run away from home, to a place where they'd never find us, and we can live off each others love forever and ever🙂...HA😄

congradualations tho, b/c i do believe this is the best fight over johnny i've ever had🙂lol

So running away is you solution eh? Well ur wrong love, cause i would find you i'd go the end of the world and BEYOND to find the love of my life....if it ever reached that far...Cause bottom LINE he'd NEVER LOVE A 13 year old!!! HE LOVES ME AND ONLY ME DEAR>>>>FACE IT!!! Its over for you until u hit 18 there is nothing u can do!!

Thank You....lol!!! I'll DO ANYTHING FOR MY JOHNNY!!!

Originally posted by -savvychick-
Poor Johnny one day hes gona be ripped to threads... I can see it happening...I'm concerned for his well-being.
-kiwibird

well, when this happens, ill sew him back together, and because no one will want him anymore, ill get him all to myself😄

Oh PLEASE....U CANT GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!!!

how old are you?....you cant be more then 20, which therefore means he'd never fall for u either...

i still say joint custody is the best solution......and trust me, you'd never find me😄

Originally posted by -savvychick-
how old are you?....you cant be more then 20, which therefore means he'd never fall for u either...

i still say joint custody is the best solution......and trust me, you'd never find me😄

NO....I've DECIDED he's MINE!!! and he LOVES ME...so GET OVER IT!!!

do u seriously think i'd put up all that fight...and then just back off because YOU said that you've DECIDED that he's yours...well, i dont think so!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOHNNY'S MINE!!!!!!!!!YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!HE LOVES ME, AND ONLY ME!!!!!!!!!!NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO BACK-OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg, where is that therapy thread😐lol

Originally posted by -savvychick-
do u seriously think i'd put up all that fight...and then just back off because YOU said that you've DECIDED that he's yours...well, i dont think so!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOHNNY'S MINE!!!!!!!!!YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!HE LOVES ME, AND ONLY ME!!!!!!!!!!NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO BACK-OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg, where is that therapy thread😐lol

Like I said....HE LOVES ME!!! go throw ur tantrum somewhere else...MOVING on!!! 😄

now im just being mean...let me stop...lol!!

ok, heres how it is....I LOVE JOHNNY...and JOHNNY LOVES ME!!!...end of story...so now we can move on...

damn, we did get kinda carried away with this, didnt we? lol🙂

Originally posted by -savvychick-
ok, heres how it is....I LOVE JOHNNY...and JOHNNY LOVES ME!!!...end of story...so now we can move on...

damn, we did get kinda carried away with this, didnt we? lol🙂

I LOVE JOHNNY & HE LOVES ME!!!<<<---and thats what we got from all this!!! ANYWHOO....GOOD NIGHT KIDDES...JOHNNY AND I ARE TIRED and want to spend some alone time...SO WE ARE NOW GOING TO BED!!! SAY GOOD NIGHT JOHNNY!!

Johnny: Good Night Girls!!

SEE YOU ALL 2Morrow and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! muah!! Love Ya chicas!!

happy thanksgiving to u to...but im afraid johnny will be eatin with me...sry😄