I put some stuck-up chick in her place yesterday

One evening a week or so ago, I was taking out the trash and then walked around the block. I shuffled my feet and came around the block and I saw some chick coming out of one of the duplexes that are near my crib. I straightened up my posture and puffed out my chest some and saw that she was carrying a tub of something.
Ah, fukken recycling. So I said, "make sure you separate the Heinekins from the Amstel Lights....they get pretty pissed down at the recycling plant if you don't" We had a good chuckle and that was about it. I strolled on like I didn't have time for her.
I saw her get into her small little white car and head out.
Well, Yesterday during my break I grabbed some Subway and went back to my crib and ate, and then thought to myself, "I'll go and knock on her door and ask her out!" Her car was there so I did a few quick squats and pelvic stretches, checked my look in the mirror and squeezed my nuts while grunting, "Sack up, you pussy!"
I rolled out and ....well, no need to go to her door. There she was, checking her mail in her little box outside. I strolled up and said, "Excuse me..." Blone, short hair and not quite that hot....more fair skinned no doubt.

Not AS hot as she looked in the dark, but still ample an ass enough for the G Honk. I made quick conversation with her (her name was Kasey) before busting into asking her to a local shrimp shack for lunch today.
And then the bullshit ensued....
"Well, my birthday is Saturday...so my friends are taking me out tomorrow afternoon."
"How about tomorrow night?"
"Well, I got family taking out tomorrow night, too, so...."
before I could say anything else she said, "And on SATurday...some other friends of mine are taking me out to eat for the evening.."

I could see where this was going. I have the nads to walk up and ask for a date in a gentlemen-like fashion, and she returns the favor by lying like a little whore.

I reached onto the top of the mailboxes and grabbed a JCPenny catalog that was lying on top with some other coupons and stuff. On the cover were some hotties modeling summer gear, and I was sure there were some pics of B model swimsuit bitches.

I grabbed it and rolled it up and said, "So it sounds like 'Take Kasey Out For Her Birthday Weekend,' I guess," I said smiling like a pussbag, just taking it in the ass as she made quick work of me and shooed me off.
She said, "Yeah...it's like EVERYBODY'S trying to celebrate my birthday at the same time this weekend."

I looked at her blankly while lightly batting the rolled up JC Penny Spankalog in my palm, and said , "And you know why that is, Kasey?"

she said, "why?"

I smiled sarcastically, turned around and took a couple steps as if I was walking away, and then turned my head around and squinted my eyes and said,
"Because you're just so ****ing special."

Dead silence.

I just walked away and she had nothing to say at all.

WAR making ingrate, snotty childish bitches THINK for a second that life isn't all about them. WAR the days of yore when women were thrilled to have a handsome gentleman caller ask to court them.

I'll find out where she works and watch her place of employment crumble in due time because of the karma.

And if it doesn't, Proctor and I will just egg her fukken duplex.

Oot

Didnt bother reading all that but you probably fail? just playing the odds

um..... interesting...... ne ways welcome to KMC 😊

haha awesome

RACK General Peters!!!!

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I think, in retrospect, you'll come to the conclusion that you're the stuck up one in this scenario. Why would you be so confident she'd say yes? Couldn't there possibly be some other reason she was denying your advances? Save for the obvious, she just didn't fancy you, did it ever cross your mind that maybe she had a boyfriend or was seeing someone and wanted to let you down as gently as possible? Maybe, in this instance, she was the one being mature and polite, while you are the arrogant ass 🙂

Haha, don't be offended or think I'm just another stuck up chick, I hate those types. But if you do yourself a favour and read through what you've written whilst seeing it from another perspective, you might see what I mean.

You are a man hater...Shhhh

I read the first bit, but decided I'd rather make a Sandwich than read the rest.

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
You are a man hater...Shhhh

Oh no, you really have got me all wrong. I love men, I have a beautiful boyfriend. What turns me off, however, are little boys with over-inflated egos and Typical Man braincells in abundance 🙂

I would read all that, but I'm feeling lazy today, welcome to KMC. 😄

I gotta agree with Syren 😬

Stalker... 😐

Originally posted by Daedalus
I would read all that, but I'm feeling lazy today, welcome to KMC. 😄

Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow? 🙁

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow? 🙁

I'm just confused as to why one would sign up to a forum to tell people they didn't know that they owned someone...

😕

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm just confused as to why one would sign up to a forum to tell people they didn't know that they owned someone...

😕

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I don't understand why he though he owned them. It is possible that she was telling the truth, or it's possible she had a boyfriend, and was trying to let him down easy. While what he did made me laugh hysterically, I would say he was being the stuck up person, not the girl.

*Didn't read any of the opening post*

I concur... 😕

I'm pretty sure that little comment of his was a little on the Racist/Sexist side 😕

Originally posted by §P0oONY
*Didn't read any of the opening post*

I concur... 😕

He sarcastically says"Because your so ****ing special"

Originally posted by General Peters
Two of you, then.

I didn't approach her with an egotistical attitude. I was upfront and polite about it.

How did this country turn into this.....chicks these days who can't get enough of loser dudes with pierced noses and goth gear, or fukken blacks with gold teeth and pantyhose on their damn heads. Perfectly normal, right?

Gone are the days when mothers pointed out to their daughters such noble, handsome, All-American kids like ME.

It's a bullshyte situation, representing all that's right with the world and having to walk through and look at other people's crap.

Will there EVER be a rainbow? 🙁

I don't like you.

Originally posted by XNavyXSEALX
I'm pretty sure that little comment of his was a little on the Racist/Sexist side 😕

Good, so its not just me who saw it that way...