Link vs. Samus

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Samus wins via Speed blitz.

How can speed blitz kill a god????? 😖

It's not that hard. Gods aren't known for their awesome speed.

Once again, the title of "A God" bestows upon it's bearer unprovable powers...

Since when in any Video Game does the title of "a God" = pwnage?

Answer: almost never.

The god better have something to back up that claim.

Thank you.

*Shrugs* Welcome.

The title of God gets thrown around so much, it's lost all meaning...

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Link wins via numerous magic weaponry, invincibility spells, several other forms, etc.

Fixed.

When has Samus REACTED at mach speeds?

She has a booster which lets her run at them in like one game, has she ever REACTED at those speeds?

I'm assuming that in order to not run into walls she has to. Also, she can dodge blaster bolts. So, dunno.

If Samus dies, who will be videogame chick of the year?

... Chun-Li?

Probably the chick from Mirror's Edge.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I'm assuming that in order to not run into walls she has to. Also, she can dodge blaster bolts. So, dunno.

Unless she did it in the manga, if that is canon.

Is that what you are talking about?

Which part of my post are you referring too? She can dodge blaster bolts in-game as well as in the 2-D version.

...And how fast were said blaster bolts?

I hope I'm not gonna get the "They're lasers they must be lightspeed" argument...

And you wanna go by what has happened in-game, Link has deflect lightning blasts...But just like with Samus, I don't think they were actually lightning speed.

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
... Chun-Li?

Probably the chick from Mirror's Edge.

Definately Chun Li (or maybe that Mai Shiranui chick from SNK).

The chick from Mirror's Edge doesn't attract me 1%.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
...And how fast were said blaster bolts?

I hope I'm not gonna get the "They're lasers they must be lightspeed" argument...

And you wanna go by what has happened in-game, Link has deflect lightning blasts...But just like with Samus, I don't think they were actually lightning speed.

Light-speed would be ridiculous.

I have no idea how fast they are. Maybe Keollyn knows. He/she knows more about the series then I do.

Fvck him, he's nuthin but a house nigga.

Samus takes this easily. In all honesty you're pitting a kid with a sword and arrows and boomerangs against a highly trained mercenary in advanced battle armor. Link can't hurt here, and she could vaporize Link.

Originally posted by fascistcrusader
In all honesty you're pitting a kid with a sword and arrows and boomerangs against a highly trained mercenary in advanced battle armor.

A kid with a sword that's blessed with the sacred power of evil's bane, arrows with numerous magical/non magical properties, boomerangs that range from ordinary to whirlwind inducing, all the while posessing dozens of other weapons magical and non-magical, the former or which consists of abilities that range from powerful offense to transformation (into things such as a Zora with bio-electric barrier, a Goron with the ability to roll at high speeds, a giant, and a God-esque incarnation), and invulnerability.

Link vs. Samus is a sheer example of the "Magic >>> Technology" logic.

Seeing as how Samus isn't evil, the master sword will be nothing more than a sharp piece of steel to her. Link's "magic arrows" are nothing but primitive incindiary or chilling weapons to her, and a boomerang is just a toy, little gusts or not. To top it off Link has no superspeed or strength to hope to compete with Samus or even dent her armor, to pit the little guy against her is the epitome of spite.

for once it seems we are in agreement 😬