90 Minutes in Heaven

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus is coming to catch away (i.e. rapture) His people soon!

That's Seventh Day Adventist thinking... How soon though? Days? Weeks? Months? Years? Decades? Centuries? Millenniums? Does your Bible give an exact day or even a ball park date?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Hi Debbiejoe. That is not my concern. But Jesus is coming soon!!!

I don't think he's coming.......... 🙁

Everyone waited for Mithra too.........sadangel

Anyhoo, if you are of this view then you think possibly the Pope IS the antichrist, or at least the next one?? And how are the sacrifices to end if they are never started because there is NO TEMPLE??....And there is no Temple because the Dome of the Rock is there.......

[edit] I used to be SDA.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Fixed it. And what is that cheese cube image meant to represent... is Heaven going to look like a cheese cube in the sky?

Resistance is futile! His intrepretation was a little bit off, here is what he meant is coming... We will all be assimilated to service.

NO NOT THE BORG!!

Here comes Jesus!

😑 He looks different then I had imagined........

She's much prettier.

Wow........... 😂

Actually in the book of Proverbs ..first couple chapters, which many attribute to Jesus, the word god there is feminine.........and oh, we know that Jesus said "I loved you like a hen covers HER chicks".........hmm

oh no....chick tracts.....

Wow what?

You called Jesus a she..........It's not Jesus, it's god...god is a she.........hahaha............actually it's more neutral, one gender or the other, or plural..............

IT IS THE BORG!!

Originally posted by Alliance
Here comes Jesus!

Wouldn't Jesus look more like the Executor? And God could be a death star.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Why is that amusing? I mean I have a great sense of humor but that is not even remotely comical.

Your faith has blinded you to the subtleties of humor... I fear to ask, but do you not laugh during Monty Python?

You called Jesus a she..........It's not Jesus, it's god...god is a she.........hahaha............actually it's more neutral, one gender or the other, or plural..............

IT IS THE BORG!!

Well if Jesus is a ship he has to be a girl since ships are feminine. If he is a cheese cube he would be genderless.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's Seventh Day Adventist thinking... How soon though? Days? Weeks? Months? Years? Decades? Centuries? Millenniums? Does your Bible give an exact day or even a ball park date?

No, but not even Jesus can deny Himself.

2 Timothy 2:13
If we are faithless, He remains faithful; He cannot deny Himself.

No. Your feeble skills are no match for the POWER of darkside.

SDA's don't use chick tracts because they don't believe in a burning hell for eternity......they believe in annihilation...at the very end.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Wouldn't Jesus look more like the Executor? And God could be a death star.

Picky Picky. There's somthing elegant about the Imperial Class.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Well if Jesus is a ship he has to be a girl since ships are feminine. If he is a cheese cube he would be genderless.

Debbie has problems with these things.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No, but not even Jesus can deny Himself.

[b]2 Timothy 2:13
If we are faithless, He remains faithful; He cannot deny Himself. [/B]

Why would he be denying himself?

And doesn't Jesus get choice? If he came to Earth and said "Father, I have decided I don't want to be brutally killed, I renounce my mission" would God force him?

Picky Picky. There's somthing elegant about the Imperial Class.

True, classics never die.

And besides it gives me a giant boner. The Executor just can't do that.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
No, but not even Jesus can deny Himself.

[b]2 Timothy 2:13
If we are faithless, He remains faithful; He cannot deny Himself. [/B]

So you have absolutely no idea on a time frame, yet you feel confident in saying "Jesus is coming to catch away (i.e. rapture) His people soon." Huh, please explain the logic of that? Also, who are "His people"? The Jews right?

Originally posted by Alliance
And besides it gives me a giant boner. The Executor just can't do that.

Yes, I suspect the senior officers aboard the Executor were compensating for something...

😂 or Vader.

mmmmm...TOASTY!