I was speechless

Originally posted by Pepsi_Blue_Fan
One time, this guy keept calling my mom. Asking about her and stuff..and finaly when he called one night. My dad got pissed off, and answered the phone and said something like. "Hey honey! I'm horny! Are you horny? God Damn you make me so horny." IT was SO FUNNY the ay my dad said it. The guy NEVER called again. XD

Originally posted by silver_tears
Obviously you don't mean in the literal sense, because no real man goes around insulting people who can't defend themselves detective hmm

Say what?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Maybe he wanted buttsecks? hmm

i <3 you touched

Or maybe Im just way too good that both genders of the human species seem to naturally want me...its understandable 😊

Originally posted by Xirius
Say what?

You said he was cocky 😮

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
i <3 you touched

Or maybe Im just way too good that both genders of the human species seem to naturally want me...its understandable 😊

It's only natural, give in to it, just close your eyes and let it happen touched

The hand on your ass is Matt ermm

I think the title of the thread "I was speechless" doesnt refer to the acts of said male, but rather to the act of a male speaking to you. This must have been a first, you should embrace the moment, its likely never to happen again touched

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I think the title of the thread "I was speechless" doesnt refer to the acts of said male, but rather to the act of a male speaking to you. This must have been a first, you should embrace the moment, its likely never to happen again touched

Its true, since you don't count touched

Well someone has to take pity on youtouched

You mean like all your "friends" do for you touched

Yes, I must be a sad case indeed if so many people feel the need to talk to me and be my friend and stand over my shoulder touched

Those are just the one's that are sadder than you.....so including that guy it'd be.......well just that guy touched

PS I could swear you're Misticle. hmm

I feel like we've made a connection touched

Would it help if I said I was?hmm

No, I've banned him from my life after he didn't show up for our regular night of sex mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, I've banned him from my life after he didn't show up for our regular night of sex mhm

Err...good thing Im not him then, boy I'd feel like an ass if left a night of regular sex with you...must have been something important than...like...arranging his stamp collection in alphabetical order or something...dodgy

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Err...good thing Im not him then, boy I'd feel like an ass if left a night of regular sex with you...must have been something important than...like...arranging his stamp collection in alphabetical order or something...dodgy

Haha stamps don't come alphabetised, hahaha you're funny, that was a gem.

Dammit foiled... dodgy

~condescendingpetpet~

~'isittoolateforthatnightofsex?'look~

~no,imhornyandnotwearingpants,comerightover~

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