I was speechless

Started by Slay10 pages

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Yeah, well I just scored a cheap deal, my parents paid for it, well they bought a new washing machine and threw out the box, so although its not technically for me, I still took it 😮‍💨

Oh,like that. Yah,I remember my first box. It had one of those Espresso machines. They don't make em like that anymore.

Originally posted by Council#13
What? Oh. Really? I just call her Sanctuary, or Sanc or her real name 😬

It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

Originally posted by Slay
It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

Her name is Sarah?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Her name is Sarah?

Yes,Heinrich,her name is Sarah.

Originally posted by Slay
It's okay.You can say Sarah.Everyone in this thread nows her real name is Sarah. She won't kill you.

You learn something new everyday

i got a very large penis... 😐

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*hugs*
that was the best thing I've read all day, and my sides hurt now. thanx.

teehee

Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large penis... 😐

You learn something you don't want to learn every day.

Originally posted by Slay
Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You learn something you don't want to learn every day.

She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Hello. nonewave

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Hello. nonewave

Yo dude, what up?

Originally posted by Slay
Well.Hello.Irene.The ignoring knows no ends,now does it? leftright

herbnone

Originally posted by Bardock42
She just ignores you cause she digs me.

Yea, go with that.

Originally posted by silver_tears
herbnone

See, the herb says "I want Bardock....inside me...now...and always"

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yo dude, what up?

Yo man! Kmc is wass up! w00t

Wass up yourself? m00f

Originally posted by Bardock42
See, the herb says "I want Bardock....inside me...now...and always"

I'm almost positive that's impossible under the laws of science and such hmm

i got a very large.....................

Spoiler:
brain
leftright

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm almost positive that's impossible under the laws of science and such hmm

True, lets just have sex.

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Yo man! Kmc is wass up! w00t

Wass up yourself? m00f

I am listening to Bob Dylan..which is good, cause he is good...then I talk my way in ST's pants and I consider reading Men in Hats...they crack me up.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large.....................
Spoiler:
brain
leftright

Oh is that why it takes so long for you to comprehend the easiest things? A long way to go?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh is that why it takes so long for you to comprehend the easiest things? A long way to go?

i got a very large........................

Spoiler:
nipple
😐

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i got a very large........................
Spoiler:
nipple
😐

Like what 2 cm? 3?