I was speechless

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I find that very interesting.

Sometimes we do it in the nude, if the weather's fine enough anyways ✅

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sometimes we do it in the nude, if the weather's fine enough anyways ✅

And now you've brought the subject from interesting to erotic, with one simple sentence.

Well, I'm hard.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ask like a gentleman mhm

Originally posted by Slay
Dear miss Irene Whatchamacallit. Is there any possibility that I could receive your MicroSoft Network messenger adress please,oh,pretty please?

Where are the candy and flowers, what kind of indecent proposal is this? cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And now you've brought the subject from interesting to erotic, with one simple sentence.

Well, I'm hard.

Yet you still manage to beat me disgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where are the candy and flowers, what kind of indecent proposal is this? cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where are the candy and flowers, what kind of indecent proposal is this? cry

Yet you still manage to beat me disgust

I had a liquid lunch Irene, it's not a fair fight.

With that, I must bid you adieu.

*takes her in his arms, leans her back and kisses her passionately. Puts his hat on, and walks out the door, not looking back for fear that in his drunken stupor, he accidentally kissed Slay instead*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I had a liquid lunch Irene, it's not a fair fight.

With that, I must bid you adieu.

*takes her in his arms, leans her back and kisses her passionately. Puts his hat on, and walks out the door, not looking back for fear that in his drunken stupor, he accidentally kissed Slay instead*

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've actually used, "My boyfriend's actually in this band I'm going to see so we can't go together." 😮
The guy was super creepy though.

Just don't cry rape because noone will help you.

Carry around a nice pocketknife.

Oh, Irene... how do I love thee? Let me count the ways 😍

1. You smell like an elephant's butt waving in the morning breeze😍
2. Your own mother is ashamed of what 9 months of pregnancy resulted in 😍
3. The sound of your voice can only be compared to the screeching of fingernails on blackboards 😍

You better not be talking to me mhm

Not to you....about you maybe...mhm

Well, that's ok then.

Of course it is petpet

That's right, soothe my tortured soul cry

Oh god what have I done, Im such a horrible person weep

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Don't make fun of creepy guys. For i am one.

Oh and don't we know it!

🙄 😂

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