When was the last time

Originally posted by redrider
No, you all have quite the collection of your own shitty threads

Sorry man, you're just not cut out to make threads. petpet

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sorry man, you're just not cut out to make threads. petpet

Spoken like a real professional poster, I bet your mommy is proud.

Originally posted by redrider
Spoken like a real professional poster, I bet your mommy is proud.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That, didn't make any sense.

That was really, really unintelligent.

Originally posted by redrider
Spoken like a real professional poster, I bet your mommy is proud.

She is. 😆 Why are you even bring my mommy into this? Did you run out of things to say?

Just to keep you all informed, I took a hammerhead shit today. That where it is a big block at the start, then it thins out into a manageable sixe.

LeoM is soo worn out his shit cant taper at all!
He usually shits doughnuts tho
sayin'

This thread is $$, someone (not me) needs to count how many times the word 'shit' or any of it's derivatives have been used so far...

That being said, I've been blowin' hershey's syrup out of my ass for the last week, good news, it doesn't pop the 'roids', bad news, it burns like I had the clap... 😮‍💨

I submitted a picture of my poo to ratemypoo once. I liked the zig-zag pattern to it. Kinda like an exact model of my intestines.

Originally posted by clap
I submitted a picture of my poo to ratemypoo once. I liked the zig-zag pattern to it. Kinda like an exact model of my intestines.

Thats a nice turd 🙄

PSHAW!!!
Mere mortals.
I ate 10 MREs in one day and did not drink NEAR enough water with them. I didn't take a dump for 4 days and I was feeling really sick and terrible bad constipated I could feel lumps in my intestine.
I went to a messican restaurant and pigged out and drank a bunch of beer, WAY too much, and passed out behind the restaurant and next to a truck stop. I woke up at like 5 am and I HAD TO SHIT right then!!!!!
I ran to the quickie mart truck stop's bathroom out back, and blew my lower colon out

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
PSHAW!!!
Mere mortals.
I ate 10 MREs in one day and did not drink NEAR enough water with them. I didn't take a dump for 4 days and I was feeling really sick and terrible bad constipated I could feel lumps in my intestine.
I went to a messican restaurant and pigged out and drank a bunch of beer, WAY too much, and passed out behind the restaurant and next to a truck stop. I woke up at like 5 am and I HAD TO SHIT right then!!!!!
I ran to the quickie mart truck stop's bathroom out back, and blew my lower colon out

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
PSHAW!!!
Mere mortals.
I ate 10 MREs in one day and did not drink NEAR enough water with them. I didn't take a dump for 4 days and I was feeling really sick and terrible bad constipated I could feel lumps in my intestine.
I went to a messican restaurant and pigged out and drank a bunch of beer, WAY too much, and passed out behind the restaurant and next to a truck stop. I woke up at like 5 am and I HAD TO SHIT right then!!!!!
I ran to the quickie mart truck stop's bathroom out back, and blew my lower colon out

I think I see a piece of corn...notworthy

Ever had one of these?

Originally posted by CatDude
I think I see a piece of corn...notworthy

If you squint it says "Tubgirl was here" on the wall

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
RACK

Originally posted by Irwinsarmy
If you squint it says "Tubgirl was here" on the wall

...who's tubgirl? 😕

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
LeoM is soo worn out his shit cant taper at all!
He usually shits doughnuts tho
sayin'

Damn you, Stalker ermm

Originally posted by Leo.M
Damn you, Stalker ermm

You're hot.