When was the last time

Thanks!!!!
Nibble me nipples?

Originally posted by clap
You're hot.

I know, isn't ZOMG_Srsly a sexy man? 😐 just look at him that picture droolio ... 😐

Originally posted by Leo.M
I know, isn't ZOMG_Srsly a sexy man? 😐 just look at him that picture droolio ... 😐

Your mom certainly seemed to think so........
I never thought it was possible to be sucked so hard your whole cock looks like a hickey afterwards..........
But she proved me wrong, very wrong.
It burned when I pissed for the next month....

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
Your mom certainly seemed to think so........
I never thought it was possible to be sucked so hard your whole cock looks like a hickey afterwards..........
But she proved me wrong, very wrong.
It burned when I pissed for the next month....

There's just one problem with your story. My mother doesn't suck or f.uck f@gs. So that couldn't have been her..... maybe it was your sister. shrug

terrible return.
absolutely terrible.

But heres your return.
I am NOT a pickle tickler, so she DID let her mouth go south and now you know....
the rest of teh story

Originally posted by ZOMG_Srsly
terrible return.
absolutely terrible.

But heres your return.
I am NOT a pickle tickler, so she DID let her mouth go south and now you know....
the rest of teh story

Like I said, she doesn't like f@gs, get over it. You're just not man enough

You know, I can always tell when someone can't think of anything to say back that's good. It's when they bring in mom jokes 😆 Sad really 😆

Oh sally I can think of a million things, but you know its true!!!
I dont think you want me to talk about the time I was coming over and saw a garbage truck parked in your driveway and the engine off now, do you?

I found a picture of Leo...

Um... dude, I know you have bad vision and all, so I'm just going to be nice about this. that's your face not mine....😉.... I took back all my pictures you took 😛

Originally posted by Leo.M
Um... dude, I know you have bad vision and all, so I'm just going to be nice about this. that's your face not mine....😉.... I took back all my pictures you took 😛

Sure thing, snappy comeback

Originally posted by Leo.M
Um... dude, I know you have bad vision and all, so I'm just going to be nice about this. that's your face not mine....😉.... I took back all my pictures you took 😛

All except for this one, I kept it hidden

war

Originally posted by clap
You're hot.

x2

Originally posted by CatDude
war

Dude, thats hilarious!!!! I so let you do my ass!

Originally posted by AKGunter
Dude, thats hilarious!!!! I so let you do my ass!

Go fist a yetti

Originally posted by AKGunter
Dude, thats hilarious!!!! I so let you do my ass!

I only do people who speak the english... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by CatDude
I only do people who speak the english... 😮‍💨

Chupa mi pito

umm why do we...anyone want to know when u took a dump?😬

I just took one. Very unsatisfying. Probably need to cut down on my cheese intake.

Hello, Pizza Hut?...

Originally posted by Yuna89
umm why do we...anyone want to know when u took a dump?😬

When you grow up, you'll understand that taking a good dump is one of life's truly joyous events.