Your last words before you die

I wonder if most people here will die unexpectedly. Like a car crash or stingray barb, for example - you last words will probably be "oh shit"

I liked Beethoven last words,

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished

Who else has thought of their last words?

"Gazpacho Soup"

"Penis Vagina, the Chineese Chicken"

boo

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

"F*cksticks."

"The laugh is dead!"

"My big toe is sexy" 😆

closing

time will tell...

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
closing

Can't really follow directions, can she? Obviously had something to say.

You'll never take me al....

Originally posted by The Pict
You'll never take me al....

Really? I kinda figured yours would be "That cock is too big".

Originally posted by clap
Really? I kinda figured yours would be "That cock is too big".

Thats because you think about naked males and I don't 🙂

HELP!!!!!!!

Damn.

''What the...''

my last words would be

'stop crying bitches'

"Go ahead, press the button, what could go wrong?"

"Until we meet again, my love"

Or most likely, "Put the gun down!"