Your last words before you die

Started by §P0oONY3 pages
§P0oONY Senior Member

Duplicate thread! w00t

clap Restricted
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Duplicate thread! w00t

link?

§P0oONY Senior Member

Can't be bothered but I'm 100% sure there has been one. I think I might have made it.

clap Restricted
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Can't be bothered but I'm 100% sure there has been one. I think I might have made it.

Glad you could be bothered to post. I'll just have to not believe you.

§P0oONY Senior Member
Originally posted by clap
Glad you could be bothered to post. I'll just have to not believe you.

Whatever... srug

Ronny Love is Blindness
Originally posted by Impediment
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
ZOMG_Srsly Restricted

Wait!! I just switched to Geico!!

Vinny Valentine Vinny Valentine

"I knew She had Aids, Chlamydia and Herpes, But I Couldn't find my Condom"

InnerRise Restricted

Is It Comprehensible.....

a1hsauce Senior Member

Mine would be...

"Viva La Romance..Heeheehee hoohoho"

clap Restricted

Since spoony says this is a duplicate thread, this is where I make it different. Here’s what you were doing when you said your final words.

Originally posted by Scottie
"Gazpacho Soup"

After arguing with your Mexican waiter about your soup getting cold, the chef comes at you with a butcher’s knife as you utter, “Gazpacho Soup?”.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
"Penis Vagina, the Chineese Chicken"

You take a fatal beer bottle to the head during karaoke night while butchering some Barenaked Ladies song.

Originally posted by Soleran
boo

The husband of the married woman you’re sleeping with comes home early and walks in on you two. Coincidentally her pet name for her husband is boo.

Originally posted by Impediment
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

You die in a fire at a Douglas Adams convention.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
"F*cksticks."

Last thing you ever say to the Triad boss before he puts your head in a vice.

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
"The laugh is dead!"

Accidentally run over by a Shriner driving a mini-car.

Originally posted by ThePittman
"My big toe is sexy" 😆

After taking a nasty fall from the roof while cleaning gutters, your compound fractured leg put your foot literally in your mouth.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
time will tell...

You were wondering if the snake that just bit you was poisonous.

Originally posted by The Pict
You'll never take me al....

Right before the swat unit busts down your door to rescue the kids tied up in your basement.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
HELP!!!!!!!

Drowned in a kiddie pool.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Damn.

Heart attack while watching porn in your 70s.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
''What the...''

Eaten by a shark.

Originally posted by Strangelove
"Go ahead, press the button, what could go wrong?"

Died trying to use a jackhammer with a fist attachment.

Originally posted by lord xyz
"Until we meet again, my love"
Or most likely, "Put the gun down!"

Either way, the wifer couldn’t stand your nosepicking anymore.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Duplicate thread! w00t

Stabbed to death by a grandmother having difficulty darning socks.

Yuna89 icanalwaysmakeyou smile

last words " ive always loved you..."

sounds sad doesnt it?🙁

ok how bout "thank you"

AKGunter Restricted
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
time will tell...

What a stupid thing to say for your last words.

CatDude Restricted

...Damn kids today...cursing

Yuna89 icanalwaysmakeyou smile

kids? dang u must be ooooooooooooooooooooooooooold!wheelchair

undercoverninja Senior Member

i know mine
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PRESS THE BUTTON YOU @$!*&^$ IDIOT

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

Roughly Sounded out:

"Ya neigh gavaloo Po Russkie"

Which is Russian for "I Do not Speak Russian"

Council#13 The Omega Male

Re: Your last words before you die

Originally posted by clap
I wonder if most people here will die unexpectedly. Like a car crash or stingray barb, for example - you last words will probably be "oh shit"

I liked Beethoven last words,

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished

Who else has thought of their last words?

"Tee hee, Brutus" 😐

SpikeSpiegel Swimming Bird
Originally posted by Scottie
"Gazpacho Soup"

Red Dwarf rules!

And it's got to be "Bang"

Barking Spider Restricted

"Hey Ya'll, watch this"