there is this girl i really like but ...

Stalk Her.

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Originally posted by Strangelove
You give up too quickly.

Love Jesus, and she will be yours to f**k as you please.

No, not at all... This guy doesn't stand a chance because he can't even spell "really". smoke

Jesus is 'teh' sex. ✅

This didn't deserve two pages. Talk to her.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

aw... thats sweet, the first thing u should do is talk to her, just say hi, then get to know her more, she might like the same stuff as you, and you two must just click 😉

Get her attention ASAP, being passive and shy won't get you anywhere.
But always remain yourself, if you think you'll need to act like someone you aren't in order to get closer to her, forget it.
Make the best of what you really are and carry that confidence up to her.

When she goes to talk to your pal beat the sh*t out of him to show her how tough you are.

My advice would be not to get involved until you're grown some pubic hair... 😛

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Get her attention ASAP, being passive and shy won't get you anywhere.
But always remain yourself, if you think you'll need to act like someone you aren't in order to get closer to her, forget it.
Make the best of what you really are and carry that confidence up to her.

But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Originally posted by CatDude
[B]But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching... 😮‍💨 [/B]

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Originally posted by CatDude
[B]But always remain yourself

Ignore this..., this is terrible advice, coming from someone sitting at an internet forum who probably has never seen a girl naked.

Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching... 😮‍💨 [/B]

You must be some one that thinks he has scored when a girl gives you a second glance.
In order to establish something serious, with the tons of sex that may come with that, you need to express a certain amount of honesty about yourself.
Blab around all you want, you'll face the consequences soon.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You must be some one that thinks he has scored when a girl gives you a second glance.
In order to establish something serious, with the tons of sex that may come with that, you need to express a certain amount of honesty about yourself.
Blab around all you want, you'll face the consequences soon.

I'm an internet e-stud, I get more tang than Apollo Astronauts. There are no consequences dicky, the chick either puts out, or gets out, there's always more fish in the sea, and I ain't no Steve Irwin to have some fish kill me with her tail... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by CatDude
I'm an internet e-stud, I get more tang than Apollo Astronauts. There are no consequences dicky, the chick either puts out, or gets out, there's always more fish in the sea, and I ain't no Steve Irwin to have some fish kill me with her tail... 😮‍💨

To each his own, but you just admitted that your sedative talents are on the net, mine are on the real-life dance-floor.
Happy fishing

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
To each his own, but you just admitted that your sedative talents are on the net, mine are on the real-life dance-floor.
Happy fishing

Sedative

adj : tending to soothe or tranquilize; "valium has a tranquilizing effect"; "took a hot drink with sedative properties before going to bed" [syn: ataractic, ataraxic, tranquilizing, tranquilising] n : a drug that reduces excitability and calms a person [syn: sedative drug, depressant, downer]

So basically, you put people to sleep on the dance floor, while I put them to sleep on the internet... 😎

Atleast I'm closer to my 'victims' in person than you'll be

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Atleast I'm closer to my 'victims' in person than you'll be

Is it your dancing or your pathetic attempts at wit that put your victim's to sleep? A friend wants to know.. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Talk to her, tell jokes, have fun. Generally just be friendly and outgoing towards her.

Originally posted by CatDude
Is it your dancing or your pathetic attempts at wit that put your victim's to sleep? A friend wants to know.. 😮‍💨

Aw man, you've got me. I meant to say seductive in my prior post, instead of sedative. But you know, with potatoes cooking in the kitchen, people on the phone and the cats in need of feeding, a spelling mistake might slip through.
Let's just say that if you could type as good as I can dance, you could have copied the bible by hand during this conversation.

k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol😖 like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives 😄