there is this girl i really like but ...

...tell her the last time you jerked off it took you nearly 3 minutes to finish and when you did, you hit yourself in the eye...

Originally posted by Infinity
k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol😖 like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives 😄

Let's face facts, kiddo, you are posting on a internet forum asking for advice about girls. You can't call anyone here a nerd.

Originally posted by Infinity
stfu im 14. by the way..

You'll see another pair of boobs and forget this chick ever existed srug

Originally posted by Infinity
k listen up. this girl i actualyl like like her... i dont wanan fk things up lol😖 like ya i dont that alot. its not just to have sec or anything.. i really like her and want it to last, good advice by some. some of u are internet nerds. who have no lives 😄

hey slick, did you ever ask your "friend" about her? maybe she is his gf, maybe not. if you asked him about her, "your friend" could tell you about her. and if you see her talking to "your friend", add a couple lines of conversation.

"i have a wart on my knuckle."
"i like pie"
" will you two just start kissing or something allreay?"

do something. even if it is taping a bomb to your chest and blowing yourself up in front of her. it may only work once, but you will get her attention.

and remember, "your friend" knows her, otherwise, they wuouldnt be talking. ask "your friend"

Disclaimer" Evil Bunny advice only works if you follow it. So stop readinng and follow the Evil Bunny advice. Also, Evil Bunny rules the world. Obey the Evil Bunny and you will live. Long live Evil Bunny.

Little bro, just talk to her. The worst she can do is say no. She cant take your birthday away.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Originally posted by CatDude
...tell her the last time you jerked off it took you nearly 3 minutes to finish and when you did, you hit yourself in the eye...

lol, where did this come from?

You know come to think of it, that just might impress her.

Originally posted by CatDude
Tell her what you think she wants to hear, be a complete dickhead, and under no circumstance is it kewl to show her how good you are at video games, LOTR trivia or Star Wars lip synching... 😮‍💨

This actually is the best advice. Sad but true.

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Ask her if she'd like to go have a soda after school. If she says that she doesn't drink soda, then forget about her. You don't want to go out with a girl who hates on soda. Girls like that usually end up as hardcore vegetarians who become massage therapists and end up giving their clients "happy endings", and they believe in herbal medicine and crap like that. 😬

Originally posted by Infinity
hi. there is this realy pretty girl atmy school . but i dont think she knows me at all..like she always goes to see my friend and im there but she never talks to me at all.. i dont know what to do..i just realy need good advice .. thanks alot she really means alot to me

Dude, honestly all you have to do is just find the 'Clitoris'

You can also impress her by telling her you wrote these songs while thinking of her...

There's the girl that I like...
Now more than ever, she gives me butterflies,
she makes my stomach quizie every time she walks bye....
I know i can be cool if I try!

There's the girl that I like...
Over there laughing with that smart...
EH! you're holding up the god damn lunch line!

There's the girl that I like....
Now it appears that she likes an other guy...
it must be because he's political and stuff....
I bet I can be political too!

And if all else fails just ask yourself what would Brian Boitano do? 😛

. .. . why, he'd make a plan and follow through! That's what Brian Boitono would do. 😄

I'd bet he'd impress her by kicking an ass or two cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do. Starting with his friend😛

C'mon gang! everybody join in...

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here today....

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT. are you guys helping him or bein jerks?

Well, as a girl, I'll try my best to help you. I'm 15, so I can probably be a great deal of help mebeh?

But yes, so you want this girl to notice you, huh? Well here's somethings you should maybe think about:

*get to know what she likes to do out of school
*find out what she likes to do during school
*compliment her if she looks especially nice one day
*find out from someone else maybe if she likes your friend, or if she likes you
*when you make eye contact, give her a little smile 🙂

I hope some of this is good advice, tell me how things work out, I'm curious to hear about it 🙂

^ Yeah that or just find the Clitoris

Originally posted by RZA
^ Yeah that or find the Clitoris

...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know... 😎

Originally posted by RZA
^ Yeah that or find the Clitoris

heeeeeeeey, now if she's a good girl, she won't want to do that right away now, would she?

But....if she's wet and wild......😖hifty:

Originally posted by CatDude
...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know... 😎

Nature's rubix cube 😕

Originally posted by CatDude
...what is this 'clitoris' of which you speak...? A friend wants to know... 😎

I think it's kinda like finding Jesus or something???

. . . . Did somebody say my name?

Dude, who the f*ck are you?

Why, I'm Brian Dennehy . . . .

No not f*ckin Brian Dennehy! 😠

Yeah go away dude!