fun with drunken Jack

Hey
This was just a quick game I thought of. We all know Jack loves his rum, but we rarely see him wasted. So here is the game: write a scene with someone walking in and finding Jack completely shit-faced. I'll go first and give an example.

Gibbs: Cap'n, we just....?

Jack: (playing with a Mrs. Potato Head) See, Mr. Gibbs? When the hair's just so, it reminds me of Lizzie (starts crying).

Gibbs: Jack, it's just a doll

Jack: I'll fight you, you son of a *****! Saying such things about my girl. (takes a drunken swing, falls down, starts crying again)

Gibbs: Does this mean I'm the captain today?

Jack (suddenly sober): Yes, you can be the captain today.

HAHHAHAHAH ytour hilarious...*begins to think of a funny scene to add to this thread*

cool

thats funny. I would've never thought of jack sparrow crying.

Well, everyone can add theirs, too. I'll give another. This time with Barbosa.

Barbosa: Captain Jack, the men and me....

Jack: Do you know a pirate song? I'm dying to know a pirate song, because what good is a pirate, if he can't sing a bloody song. "On the good ship, Black Pearl, it's a long way to the candy shop."

Barbosa: Uh, we're going to marroon you.

Jack: Perfect! Plenty of time to come up with a new song. I'll expect to be picked up in a week.

Barbosa: But...

Jack: I SAID A WEEK, DAMN IT!

hehehe

lol hilarious! he like to cuss when hes mad, im guessing?

probably

yeah, but he doesnt cuss in the movies. he says h*** but thats it

well, then he has to make up for it when he's drunk

someone doesnt have to make up not cussing when there sober by cussing when they're drunk!

exactly there is no other answer for your question

u no what? get a room! im sry, thats what this really annoying girl at my school always says at totally random moments

i hate annoying people at school... usually they're annoying when they act perfect... sort of like will...

no, shes just annoying

what does she do

in almost every sentence she goes "You know what?" and says something really stupid and pointless

oh there's lots of people like that around my school, usually the popular ones...

yeah, shes a wannbe popular

...yup