fun with drunken Jack

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Well, everyone can add theirs, too. I'll give another. This time with Barbosa.

Barbosa: Captain Jack, the men and me....

Jack: Do you know a pirate song? I'm dying to know a pirate song, because what good is a pirate, if he can't sing a bloody song. "On the good ship, Black Pearl, it's a long way to the candy shop."

Barbosa: Uh, we're going to marroon you.

Jack: Perfect! Plenty of time to come up with a new song. I'll expect to be picked up in a week.

Barbosa: But...

Jack: I SAID A WEEK, DAMN IT!

hilarious!!! hahaha i love you willofthewisp! haha

lol

yes

Aw, am I the only one continuing these? Use your imaginations!

Okay, finally. Liz's turn.

Liz: Jack, I thought about what you said about curiosity.

Jack (clearly drunk): Lizzie! Thank goodness you're here! It's time to stab that wretched penguin.

Liz: What?

Jack (to an empty corner): Don't think I don't see you over there, Mr. Penguin, what with your black and white fatness.

Liz: I was going to say that before we go on land to see if the chest is there, you should know you're right. I am curious to know what it's like.

Jack: What what's like?

Liz: Uh, being a pirate.

Jack: Oh, I'll tell you what you do, love. You find a guy who's just nuts about ye, ready to come back and fight a Kracken for ye, and then you seduce him and tie said doomed but utterly seduced man to ta mast. Savvy?

Liz: That does give me an idea.

lol

lol hahaha!

lol this is hilariouse plz you guys don't stop keep going

with gibbs and jack the monkey..
Gibbs:capt'n there appears to be an hurricain and the royal navy is on on our tail so...
is sitting on the ground hugging his knees crying...
Jack: I don't giva a f*** my girl just dumped my.....
Gibbs:captain is this about Ms.Swann?!
Jack:no not that heart breaking whore..jacky!
starts running after jack the monkey making kissy kissy noises..
Jack:kiss me....kiss me..I'll do anything for you I love you....
Gibbs: well guess that means I"m captain for today as well!

the penguin bit was great!!! i'm trying to think of stuff...

Will finding Jack drunk

Will: Jack?

Jack: ....and then they made me their chief. Will! How's little Will the whelp? Ye little whipper snapper.

Will: Uh...

Jack: Will will, bo bill, banana fanna fo Phil, me mi mo Mil, Will! hey! Those are all names, except for Mill. Unless you're Millie, which since you're a eunuch.

Will (picks up an oar): Are you tired of being confused?

Jack: (knows what's going to happen) Yeah, just go ahead

(Will hits him with it and knocks him out)

im no good at rp so im just gonna read and laugh...and maybe cry a lil cause i cant rp lool

Hmm, running out of ideas. Someone else should take a turn. All right.

Tia: Jack Sparrow! Someday I knew the wind would blow you back to me. (notices he's been drinking)

Jack: Tia (hiccup) Dalma

Tia: How's life been wid ya, Jack?

Will: Don't you want to tell me something about destiny?

Tia: In a minute.

Jack: Your hut gets harder and harder to find. But, but, it's all the little fireflies.

Tia: The fireflies? Have you been drinking?

Jack: I haven't, but the fireflies have been, all dangling about like little fireflies. Tee hee (passes out)

lol, strange, but funny

VERY funny

i love that penguin thing! i LOVE penguins!!!! fireflies!lol what does rp mean?

roll play...i think

oh. that makes sense