Bash Will to Pieces!!!

did Orlando **** that old guy in Kingdom of heaven?

Originally posted by Swann&Sparrow
William Turner is a selfish ****er that doesn't care about anyone but himself. He keeps Elizabeth locked up in a closet and shines her every time he could show her off. He would kill a pirate without thinking twice if they were worthy of life or not.

He tries to be a hero and fails miserably, he pretends to have morals but he's just a prejudice bastard. He can't let things go, like Elizabeth, even though he realizes that keeping them would be stupid and not worth it.

He's retarded, he ugly and thinks he's pretty. He's a unich and it very close to being number 1 on my kill list.

I hate his guts.

God you took all the words, now there isn't any other words left to describe him

lol yay. we're on-topic again!

Originally posted by LovelyOne
did Orlando **** that old guy in Kingdom of heaven?

is this a serious question? i'm asking 'cause theres this parody of pirates on youtube and at the end jack askes will 'i gotta know one thing before we go bro, did you **** that old guy in kingdom of heaven?' and then will says 'i ****ed him good!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFMjqmJq9ro

anyways-i've never seen that movie...

umm...

ICHY!

Lmfao, I'm glad I could invision Will as the real ****er he is.

I really do hate him, alot. He just tries to steal Jack's show and fails miserably, yet stupid love-sick, non-sensicle teenagers think he's a god. HOW THE **** DOES HE RESEMBLE A ****ing GOD?

So...yeah.

Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
is this a serious question? i'm asking 'cause theres this parody of pirates on youtube and at the end jack askes will 'i gotta know one thing before we go bro, did you **** that old guy in kingdom of heaven?' and then will says 'i ****ed him good!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFMjqmJq9ro

anyways-i've never seen that movie...

So he is fa *** g as well
whow,jawdrop I would never had thought of that. No offense seriously

yeah lol thats why I asked that question..that ****ing thing cracks me up so much "you look like a *****! a ***** with a pretty boy face!"

I have never seen the movie, seriously I'm going to rent it just to see that part. I just finished watching the vid its hilarious.

you have never seen Pirates 1??

oh wait is this me being a dumbass here?

you talking about Kingdom of heaven?

lol
Im stll sitting here laughing my arsh off, because of that vid

I have seen Pirates 1 a gazillion times lol. I have never seen Kingdom Heaven, do you know who else starts in that movie?

I dont know^^

it flopped because Orlando Bloom doesnt have enough pulling power on his own to grab an audience.......so who the heck is going to want to see him get the girl instead of Jack?..like thats gonna pull in an audience as much as Jack's character did when he got the girl *cough* 1 BILLION *cough*

uummm...........BLOODY STUPID WILL!!

RETARDED MUMBLING PANSY WILL! WITH FLIES ON THE SIDE LOL!!

hahaha! HOLLA! HUZZAH!

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH! this is so FUN!

Originally posted by LovelyOne
yeah lol thats why I asked that question..that ****ing thing cracks me up so much "you look like a *****! a ***** with a pretty boy face!"

lol- i know, i think that part is in my profile for AIM

Originally posted by Mistypirate
lol
Im stll sitting here laughing my arsh off, because of that vid

I have seen Pirates 1 a gazillion times lol. I have never seen Kingdom Heaven, do you know who else starts in that movie?

i went on imdb for it and they didn't even list orlando 1st he was like # 8! i read michael sheen on there...he sounds very familiar, but i can't remember...
anyways i think orlando said something like that was his 1st lead role in an interview

lol some lead role