Bash Will to Pieces!!!

What about Mrs. Newberg?

I don't make fun of her.

I simply condem her ridiculously time-consumeing assignments and can't help giggling when someone else does make fun of her.

Wouldn't it be so much better to make fun of her yourself?

Oh, and I couldn't help remembering:

"Huh?"

"The 'Cell Block Tango'. It's from a movie musical thing called Chicago. It's good, you should watch it. Anyway, basically the song is a bunch of people singing about how they killed their husbands and how it was right."

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"Donut killed his husband?"

No, because I am nowhere near talented enough at fun-making to be anywhere as amusing as the rest of 6th period.

And answer your PM's already, I've Actually finished one of her ridiculously time-consumeing assignments waiting for you.

This is getting off topic.

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BASH WILL! There, we're on topic again. And really? Sorry, I was catching up on some fics....

No, not really, but it was a nice touch don't you think?😄

Yes. Indeed it was.

Wtf is that?? its soo creepy. BASH WILL!!!

It is a pawn sent out to hunt down Will and bash him.

Nice. how big is it, because even Will could beat up a normal sise duck.

It is gigantic. It is exactly 5.874 times as big as the Great Pyramid.

This would work much more better, no doubt, as the duck would have trouble only attacking Will, as its presence may cause a tsunami to sink the black pearl as well.

True that. Poor duck. We must name it. What do you suggest?

And did you mean for that to be a POTC DMC quote?

You mean "much more better"?

Not really, I just got used to saying it that way, which is your fault.

LOL Really? Did I really say it that much before?

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.

STICK WILL IN THE CANNON!!!

How come Mario has a black mustache and brown hair?