Bash Will to Pieces!!!

We now know Mario's dark secret...he either dyes his hair or his moustache.

Ooooo a mystery!!! Just like how sadsack got a part in one of the greatest cinema trilogies of all time...

LOL I also wondered about that.... Originally his hair was also black.

Hehe techno music....

Wait, what?

Just from a video on utube...

Oh. Well, that was certainly random....

This thread died....

You arent exactly the best judge of whats random...

Eh? How am I not?

u saying "that wass random" just seemed REALLY ironic...

Doesn't mean I'm a bad judge! 🙂

hm. If I have to make a logical conclusion, I'd say this thread died because Will is just too much of a pansy to be bashed his whole life. erm, he's just not worth it?

^^^ good philosophy

Very good. I'd provide some sort of funny link, but my connections REALLY slow right (heheh, 'Wright'😉 now. Maybe later....

heh. not even at my house now.

hm. can you imagine will on the dutchman years from now? how about he don't go back to lizzie... he be on the net, going on dating websites, looking for a new "heart keeper"...

I'd post a more humorous thing now but I can't - not on my computer, not even home... 😬

Haha yeah probably

"DESPERATE immortal sea man seeks life long heart keeper. (well, for their life long). You'll only see me once every 10 years, bad news for you, ladies."

LOL

someone would prolly answer back, asking him if its okay if they do get married, and every ten years he could come back, but as for the rest when he's not home the girl would be "free" to do whatever she wants... get it? get it? xD

LMAO! Well, if he doesn't get freed, be careful when you go out to sea or you'll see him.

(Willo is on cruise ship that's going down. Flying Dutchman pulls up next to it)

Will: Hop aboard! I will ferry you to the afterlife on my immortal ship! (sees me) Who are you?

Me: (spits out seaweed) Willofthewisp

Will: Ah yes, the girl who wrote all those sparrabeth stories. You look comfortable enough (starts going back underwater without me)

Me: Wait! I take it back! I take it back! Don't leave me!!!!!!

Will: SEA you later. (goes under)