The Adventures of Ichy and Bwa
Sleepy Hollow Feature
Chapter 1
The gloomy atmosphere of gray and blue mist swirls around the Western Woods and the small town of Sleepy Hollow. All the residents are either at the Van Tassel's reunion party or at their own homes, too scared to go out. The reason? Recently, it was rumored that a Headless Horseman,seeking his own head even in death, has been decapitating random residents. Yes, there have been many decapitations, three in fact, but it is not confirmed that it was a a Headless Horseman. It's also been said that a constable was sent from New York to investigate these murders, but other than this, the villagers don't know much. All the villagers wish to know more, and a few are desperate for more information, but one villager in particular wishes to know more than anyone can even know for sure at this point, and will stop at any means to know everything.
Lady Bwa Van Ha Ha: BWA HA HA!!!!
Ichy: Baaah....(I like Pocky....)
Yes, Lady Bwa would stop at nothing to know everything, and is well on her way to it.... at least more than anyone else in that day. She is involved in The Matrix, a computer program part of our daily lives. This she has not told anyone, though it explains how she gets all manner of strange gadgets out of nowhere. She lives in a little house in Sleepy Hollow, with her pet sheep, Ichy. When she named him four years ago, she felt a sense of foreboding, and today she felt it again. Why? Was it the Headless Horseman about to strike again? The Van Tassel's party? Or was it simply the arrival of a constable who no one would know and yet be questioned about the murders by? Well, all the other times the Horseman attacked, she had been feeling perfectly normal. The first time, she had been watering vegetables.
*Flashback*
Bwa: Wow, this tomato looks delicious.... Ichy? Can I ask you something?
Ichy: Bah(I have nothing better to do than to answer your stupid questions)
Bwa: Do you think it should be to-mah-to or to-may-to?
Ichy: Bah(The eldest Van Garrett was just decapitated)
Bwa: Now that was a good and reasonable answer.... though I don't know how it can help me work out the pronunciation.... which makes it so bad and unreasonable.... Ichy! You tricked me!!!
*End Flashback*
The second time she was writing a poem.
*Flashback*
Bwa: How about 'I like the sky, but I can't fly.' Do ya' think it'd work, Ichy?
Van Garrett son: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Ichy: Baaah(Did you hear that, Bwa? Bwa?)
Bwa: Maybe it should be 'I like the sky, 'cuz I'm a fly.' How 'bout it Ichy?
*End Flashback*
And the third time she tripped over Ichy because she was walking and reading at the same time.
*Flashback*
No Flashback necessary
*End Flashback*
So, she wasn't aware of strange feelings because of the Horseman. It probably wasn't the Van Tassel's party, either. They had plenty of parties before, and they were all perfectly normal. Too normal. At least for Bwa.Oh, how well she remembered her attempts to spice their last party up.
*Flashback*
Katrina Van Tassel: Um, Lady Bwa, I've heard you are very knowledgeable in some matters.
Bwa: ....yes. Ask me anything.
Katrina: Er.... Don't you think today's technological advances are truly astonishing?
Bwa: Just you wait, in the year 2006 there's gonna be iPods, Nintendo DS's, Nintendo Wii's, cellphones, computers, and KMC FORUMS!!!!! And guess what?!? We're gonna talk about you on them!!!
Katrina: ....*runs off*
*End Flashback*
Bwa always supposed they didn't like cool parties after that incident occurred, because she hadn't been invited to one since. Ichy thought the same thing, except he changed the words 'cool parties' in his explanation to 'Bwa being weird by telling them stuff they'd only know if they were more involved in the Matrix.' Bwa thought this absurd and gave Ichy a good spanking afterward. In fact, when Bwa remembered all this, she became angry.
Bwa: I'll teach them not to invite me.... in fact, I'm gonna bring Ichy with me and try to bash their stupid party....
It was only then that Bwa realized the New York constable was scheduled to arrive today, and when he did, he would most likely head straight to the Van Tassel's.
Bwa: Now I've got a really good reason to crash the party.
Ichy: Baaaaaaaah(Lets not hope you'll make a bad impression on the guest)
Bwa: Don't worry, I'll be careful to make an impression after I've met 'im.
End
Wait for the next chapter.... Will Bwa really crash the party? 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠
Lol! I haven't finished it yet, but look at the first few sentences! lol ICHY!
LOL! It's Ch. 2, but still.
Look at the beginning! lol! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3204078/2/