This reminds me of LEWZMP.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb1oGET-xw&NR
How awful. . .I've got to go to my neighbors' bond fire for a few minutes(even thought it's in my yard), I'll post what I have so far. . .
It is long, and quite weird. . .
*using all five of the last pictures, not including the Geico Gecko*
Luigi couldn't’t believe it when he saw the headline in the paper (a running theme it seems, newspapers and such . . .).
Luigi:”*astounded stuttering*Mm-mmmm-mario? . . .Mm. . .Mario?. . MARIOOOOOOO!?!?”
He then casts himself off the Empire State building in a fit of suicidal despair, having no one to confide in, as a result of the horrid news.
Yes, it was true, the media (or the National Inquirer, at least. . .) had found out. . .
Yes. . .our undercover agent went undercover once again, so as to obtain information only a highly trained undercover-type person, with the gift of redundancy, could do undercover. . .redundantly.
For our agent’s safety, she has been given the code name, I.N.Cognito. Highly acclaimed actor Johnny Depp seems to have gone off the Depp end this time, hehe, get it DEPP end, like DEEP end, AHHhaahaHHAHHAAA. I’m a funny news guy!
Any way, he went crazy and stuff. He thinks he’s in love with a fan girl, but, it’s like a sheep. A guy sheep! Like, that’s all whacked and stuff! Crazy, Crazy that guy! HEEEE,HEEEE!
I, the new writer of this article, have taken the liberty of starting a new paragraph to limit confusion. That last twit has been fired, but this new twit (now that is funny, you horrible ex-news writing. . .twit) cannot start over because of the approaching deadline. Mr. Depp, having been somehow watched quite closely by our agent, anonymous even to us, has discovered the latest scandal on the Depp love scene. . .
I.N.Cognito, having noticed
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That is all I have so far. . .
I'll be right back. . .
(this is the oddest yet, and not very good at the moment, is it?)
Yes but, "The Honourless One shall go unchanged through the trials of Llam"!
Anyway, here is this, from the two Luigi pics., the Jaken pic., the Finding Neverland Pic., and the Fredrick pic.
Luigi couldn’t believe it when he saw the headline in the paper (a running theme it seems, newspapers and such . . .).
Luigi:”*astounded stuttering*Mm-mmmm-mario? . . .Mm. . .Mario?. . MARIOOOOOOO!?!?”
He then casts himself off the Empire State building in a fit of suicidal despair, having no one to confide in, as a result of the horrid news:
Yes, it was true, the media (or the National Inquirer, at least. . .) had found out. . .
Yes. . .our undercover agent went undercover once again, so as to obtain information only a highly trained undercover-type person, with the gift of redundancy, could do undercover. . .redundantly.
For our agent’s safety, she has been given the code name, I.N.Cognito. Highly acclaimed actor Johnny Depp seems to have gone off the Depp end this time, hehe, get it DEPP end, like DEEP end, AHHhaahaHHAHHAAA. I’m a funny news guy!
Any way, he went crazy and stuff. He thinks he’s in love with a fan girl, but, it’s like a sheep. A guy sheep! Like, that’s all whacked and stuff! Crazy, Crazy that guy! HEEEE,HEEEE!
I, the new writer of this article, have taken the liberty of starting a new paragraph to limit confusion. That last twit has been fired, but this new twit (now that is funny, you horrible ex-news writing. . .twit) cannot start over because of the approaching deadline. Mr. Depp, having been somehow watched quite closely by our agent, anonymous even to us, has discovered the latest scandal on the Depp love scene. . .
I.N.Cognito, having noticed Mr. Depp’s nervous, rather crazy ways followed closely. Donning an Inspector-type uniform he wondered around, as if in search of something, even interrogating people. It was in the middle of a forest that Mr. Depp came upon what can only be described as a Yoda looking thing with a beak, hugging and caressing an odd, white pelt. Mr .Depp then whacked the creature and stomped on it for several minutes.
At a recent VIP gala, (we really don’t know how our source got in this time, think of the power they must have!) Mr. Depp was seen parading around in a headdress made of this pelt and caring around a odd chicken toy, screaming,”Now you shall be most defiantly, and literally, on my mind my Ichy, my love! and I shall have this chicken always to throttle in your name, but also in remembrance of our meeting.”
One Depp fan was quoted as saying,”He sounded like a fangirl. . .I THINK HE’S “SEXI” HEHAHAHE! I HEART YOU JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYY!!!!”
Our sorce is reported by a witness as to have escorted the ***CONFUSED*** Mr. Depp to a waiting carriage out front and being met by an deviant looking man inside of it with a beard and a odd hat sort of thing with horns apparently attached to it. Our witness also reports hearing odd, UK sounding, maniacal laughter coming from the carriage, and as this laughter subsided, I.N.Cognito is said to have shouted after it, “You called?”
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How amazingly odd. What sleep(definitely not sheep) deprived imagination does it take to create this?!?!