Gates of Heaven

Originally posted by Alliance
SHEESH!

I like sheesh on crackers. 😉

sheesh?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I am not Jesus. Now, have you read my recent posts in the Creation vs Evolution thread that I posted today? No? I didn't think so. But a true scholar does some investigative research and inquiry before making comments. Remember the old adage: think before you speak, gather all the facts on an issue then open thy mouth in response. Nah, that wasn't an old adage, it's just something that I made up (it sounded real good though right?). Evolution does not have any "facts" because it is not true. Just read the posts Rob.

I wasn't implying you were Jesus, you take the liberty of calling me "Rob", "Rob-Tard" and "Robbie", so I took the liberty of changing your name a little. Deal with it chisel-chest.

Come on now champ, you make it way too easy to point out your fallacies... Don't you find it being just down right hypocritical and asinine for you to say "a true scholar does some investigative research and inquiry before making comments" and "think before you speak, gather all the facts on an issue then open thy mouth in response."? Remember, and this is VERY important in reference to my above question, you yourself have said that you are simply biased and refuse to listen to anything (i.e. Evolution) that contradicts the Bible as you interpret it.

AND, Evolution does have facts, and proof. I can take you to the Museum of Natural History and pummel you over the head with a 300k year old smilodon femur you goon.

Well, God has to be wicked old by now, so I always just figured he wanted to live in a "gated" community like all those old folks down in Florida.

😉

Originally posted by fini
[B]I'm a guy NOW???? wayyyyyyyyyyy that keeps happening
* fini looks down at her 38D breasts......... hey girls guess they cant see you huh!!!!

Good Lord, 38D's! Maybe there is a God...

Originally posted by Robtard
I wasn't implying you were Jesus, you take the liberty of calling me "Rob", "Rob-Tard" and "Robbie", so I took the liberty of changing your name a little. Deal with it chisel-chest.

Come on now champ, you make it way too easy to point out your fallacies... Don't you find it being just down right hypocritical and asinine for you to say "a true scholar does some investigative research and inquiry before making comments" and "think before you speak, gather all the facts on an issue then open thy mouth in response."[b]? Remember, and this is VERY important in reference to my above question, you yourself have said that you are simply biased and refuse to listen to anything (i.e. Evolution) that contradicts the Bible as you interpret it.

AND, Evolution does have facts, and proof. I can take you to the Museum of Natural History and pummel you over the head with a 300k year old smilodon femur you goon. [/B]

That was nice how you side-stepped my question. I take that as a no? No, you did not read the articles that I posted?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
That was nice how you side-stepped my question. I take that as a no? No, you did not read the articles that I posted?

Wasn't a side step bucky, since I had no idea you posted new info in the 'Evolutuon Vs. Creation' thread today until you told me. Duh...

I did go read them (after you made me aware of their presense), not all, they are full of lies and half truths, then again, it is from Chic.com a known liar.

Now, will you answer my questions that you "side-stepped" with this post? Hint, it is four post above this one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wasn't a side step bucky,since i had no idea you posted in the Evolutuon Vs. Creation thread today until you told me. Duh...

I did go read them, not all, they are full of lies and half truths, then again, it is from Chic.com a known liar.

Now, will you answer my questions that you "side-stepped" with this post? Hint, it is four post above this one.

I have read all that I need to read about evolution. Here is my conclusion: it did not occur, couldn't have transpired, and to put it bluntly--did not happen. That is just all there is to it (literally).

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I have read all that I need to read about evolution. Here is my conclusion: it did not occur, couldn't have transpired, and to put it bluntly--did not happen. That is just all there is to it (literally).

A) You sidestepped my question, yet again...

B) You refuse to read something that favors my points of view but if I do not read somethings that favors your points of view, you accuse me of not 'being a true scholar' and 'speaking before I think.' Real nice.

You Sir, are hypocrisy incarnate.

Originally posted by Robtard
Good Lord, 38D's! Maybe there is a God...

lol they aint all they cracked up to be, they heavy and quite annoying at times. lol.
I wonder if fake ones are this heavy?

Originally posted by Robtard
A) You sidestepped my question, yet again...

B) You refuse to read something that favors my points of view but if I do not read somethings that favors your points of view, you accuse me of not "being a true scholar" and "speaking before I think."

You Sir, are hypocrisy incarnate.

Read what? You have not offered any links or articles.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Read what? You have not offered any links or articles.

That was yet another greasy anal-lube weasel maneuver...

Originally posted by Robtard
That was yet another greasy anal-lube weasel maneuver...

You know what Rob. forget it then, cause I don't know what you are talking about.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You know what Rob. forget it then, cause I don't know what you are talking about.

You got it Jesus (not of Nazareth)! Even feigned ignorance is bliss.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Does Heaven truly have Gates? If so....why ?

What's the point ? A spiritual realm can have Gates? And why would it ? Is God really that discriminatory, that he only wants some of his Children to live with him, while the rest dwell elsewhere ?

Who is God trying to keep out, and why?

Robtard, just give up. He's not going to listen.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I've always honestly pictured heaven to have gates. Not like gates where Jesus stands on the other end and says "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" but pearly white gates where everyone you've Loved that has passed on before you greets you at, as well as with Jesus and they all warmly welcome you to heaven. That's just my theory though. It gives me the warm fuzzies.

Sniffle...sniffle...me too.

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Robtard, just give up. He's not going to listen.

He can act like he doesn't, but deep down inside, when he's curled up in the fetal position, biting on his soft fluffy pillow at night... He knows...

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Sniffle...sniffle...me too.

Originally posted by Robtard
He can act like he doesn't, but deep down inside, when he's curled up in the fetal position, biting on his soft fluffy pillow at night... He knows...

Nice. Now youre going to get a bible verse on the fetal position being holy.