Canada

Why are you asking girl?! I would like to swim in my pool but all I've got is a condo. It makes me nauseous to share a public swimming pool.

You may want to see a doctor for that phobia...... 🙄

Didn't you know girl that people pee in water?

That is what Chlorine is for.........besides don't you know that urine is sterile.

Only if you go with me...I uess.

Sorry bud...........I swim in a lake with fish pee.....

The Niagara Falls are for swimming.

Yes it is............Just hold on tight to your barrel.

Ok, it seems this thread has now run its course and I think it's time to close it out in style...

Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government? Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the klan

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to **** myself

Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire

Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo

And that ***** Ann Murray too

Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and **** must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

Btw, anyone notice that the threads started by the banned trolls are the longest?

hmm? 🙂

Originally posted by RZA
Ok, it seems this thread has now run its course and I think it's time to close it out in style...

Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government? Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its canadas fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the klan

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to **** myself

Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire

Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo

And that ***** Ann Murray too

Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
trash we must stash the laughter and **** must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
somebody thinks of blaming us

Btw, anyone notice that the threads started by the banned trolls are the longest?

Originally posted by debbiejo
No no, these people I knew lived on a peninsula in Tilbury....The person I knew there was Roger Van something.......like 12 letters.............LOL(dutch).............Oh, been to Leamington and got pizza..............lol.............that lake where Point pelee is sooooooooo polluted now.............so sad............. 🙁

London Cool though.........Old Architecture....loved that.

Oh!! Roger Van something!! Right. Great guy. Used to live on Something or another street....beside the whatchamacallit place. He's married to that lady. I know him well. 😉

😑 On a peninsula in Tilbury? I think you lost me.

Lake Erie...yes it is, sadly.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh!! Roger Van something!! Right. Great guy. Used to live on Something or another street....beside the whatchamacallit place. He's married to that lady. I know him well. 😉

😑 On a peninsula in Tilbury? I think you lost me.

Lake Erie...yes it is, sadly.

After he made me mad and I hated him, I made up acronyms of his last name...

Very
awful
nasty
bugs
are
still
licking
lazy
ass
Rogers.

That's after we broke up..........hmm...........*looks back in time...hmm stupid now, must of been drunk*

Originally posted by debbiejo
I remember now, it's Roger VanBastellar........Isn't that a long name...12 letters.........well he lived on the water in Tilbury......oh, a canal.

After he made me mad and I hated him, I made up acronyms of his last name...

Very
awful
nasty
bugs
are
still
licking
lazy
ass
Rogers.

That's after we broke up..........hmm...........*looks back in time...hmm stupid now, must of been drunk*

😆 Wow. That was impressive.

There is a Canal Street in Tilbury, it's one of the main ones....but Tilbury itself is like 20-30 miles from the water.

Actually debbiejo, Roger lives in Lighthouse cove...which IS on the water...on Lake St Clair. It's about 20 minutes from Tilbury.

OMG, how pathetic am I?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually debbiejo, Roger lives in Lighthouse cove...which IS on the water...on Lake St Clair. It's about 20 minutes from Tilbury.

OMG, how pathetic am I?

And you're right...it is Lighthouse cove......I've been in that lighthouse.

Originally posted by debbiejo
You know Roger??? 😕

And you're right...it is Lighthouse cove......I've been in that lighthouse.

No...I've never met him, but I was confused about the Canal thing in Tilbury, so I looked in the Chatham-Kent phone book and found his listing. 😮

Really?? Call him for me and say deb from MI says hi...Would you like to get together...lol.... 😱

Originally posted by debbiejo
Really?? Call him for me and say deb from MI says hi...Would you like to get together...lol.... 😱

😂Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Hey Roger? Yeah, how you doin'? That's good. Listen, you don't know me, but, here's the deal. See, I pretend to be a moose on a message board, and well, that's not really the point. What is, is that I met this lovely woman there who knows you.

That's right, her name is Deb and she's from Michigan, and she was convinced that you lived in a canal in Tilbury. Anyhow, to make a long story short, I lived near Tilbury at one point, and didn't remember any canal. So, I did a little detective work and found you in Lighthouse cove, and well, now, Deb, who, by the way has a lovely anagram for your name, wanted me to call you, OUT OF THE BLUE, and ask if you'd like to get together. With her I assume, not with me.

I don't see any problems with that scenario at all. 🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Hey Roger? Yeah, how you doin'? That's good. Listen, you don't know me, but, here's the deal. See, I pretend to be a moose on a message board, and well, that's not really the point. What is, is that I met this lovely woman there who knows you.

That's right, her name is Deb and she's from Michigan, and she was convinced that you lived in a canal in Tilbury. Anyhow, to make a long story short, I lived near Tilbury at one point, and didn't remember any canal. So, I did a little detective work and found you in Lighthouse cove, and well, now, Deb, who, by the way has a lovely anagram for your name, wanted me to call you, OUT OF THE BLUE, and ask if you'd like to get together. With her I assume, not with me.

I don't see any problems with that scenario at all. 🙄

Pretend to be a moose...... 😂

I think that should work quite well.......