Funniest true stories thread

What is your funniest true story? Post your stories and coment on others stories. Here is mine:

One day I was roleplaying with one of my friends, and one of his characters found out he was my characters sister. Right after his character found out, he said that it was a good thing our characters never had sex or they would have to move to Arkansas. Aka he was calling Arkansasans inbreads. He had forgotten which state I lived in so he asked me where I lived and I told him "I live in Arkansas". He appologized shortly after that and I was laughing so hard I had to forgive him for it.

one time i saw a dog and i bark at it and it chased at me

Originally posted by Blanka
one time i saw a dog and i bark at it and it chased at me

LOL

One day, My high school held a consert staring a former student. During the last song a high school senior got up on stage and started to dance and he wasnt suposed to. After the song the principal led him to the office and called his mom. She just told him not to do it again and he didnt get into any trouble whatsoever. Students are still talking about it even though it happened last year. Oh and that boy is my current boyfriend.

I killed a man 😐

Okay?

Are you coming on to me?

What?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I killed a man 😐

With a trident? Because if you did it would be even funnier. 😐

Okay I am lost

These stories....... do they come in funny?

Yes?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
These stories....... do they come in funny?

Sorry. Those kinds are sold out.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Sorry. Those kinds are sold out.

This in an outrage! 😠

Who wants stories that come in face-plain?

lol

One time me and my friend were going to an arcade, and he starting Farting over and over again and he aventually crapped his pant its was the funniest thing EVER.

One day I was on a band bus and we had just finished performing for contest and we had to go back to the place we had eaten because a girl left her phone inside the building. When they finally found it, it was outside the place in a bush. At the end of the school year, because our mascot is a dog and dogs make mistakes and you clean them up with a pooper scooper, she got the golden "wheres my phone" pooper scooper award.

I ate a mans hand once. srug

I was on a band trip with my three friends, and two of them wanted to shop and me and my friend Eric wanted to ride rides so we split and agreed to meet in an hour. Eric and I went on a ride called spinning dragons. When we got on we were paired with two girls. I warned them I may scream my head off and I am sorry ahead of time. Eric agreed I might. Well I didnt scream, Eric did. Me and the two girls were laughing so hard at him we didnt get a chace to scream. He sounded so much like a girl it was hillarious.

Originally posted by Quincy
I ate a mans hand once. srug