One day I went to a flea market with my grandparents at summer vacation. We decided to split up so I could see all of the new, cool things. I then see a comic store in the righthand corner of the highest floor(the flea market was indoor and outdoor). I think "Oh cool! Fellow comic geeks!" I go up there to see tons of older, pimple faced men running around with action figures, superhero movies, and comics. Cool. So I talk to a couple of fellow nerds, and have fun. Then I go to look at the t-shirts. Not the best idea in the world. I go over and see this Inuyasha shirt. I then just read out loud quietly "Inuyasha". Then this guy comes over and starts giving me all of this Inuyasha trivia that I didn't need to hear. He then says "Isn't it the best show ever?" My answer? No. I despise the show. It's boring and uninteresting. Suddenly, everything is quiet. All of the geeks then start staring at me then. "INUYASHA IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!" the goon shouts. I get ready to head to the exit, but the geeks are blocking it. I honestly thought they were going to kill me. The blank stare in their eyes. Their horrible sinuses. Man, it was freaky. I said softly "Ok. It's fine. I'll just be over there at the comic section. It's going to be ok." I can't believe I made an entire group of geeks flip out over not liking some dumb show.
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
One day I went to a flea market with my grandparents at summer vacation. We decided to split up so I could see all of the new, cool things. I then see a comic store in the righthand corner of the highest floor(the flea market was indoor and outdoor). I think "Oh cool! Fellow comic geeks!" I go up there to see tons of older, pimple faced men running around with action figures, superhero movies, and comics. Cool. So I talk to a couple of fellow nerds, and have fun. Then I go to look at the t-shirts. Not the best idea in the world. I go over and see this Inuyasha shirt. I then just read out loud quietly "Inuyasha". Then this guy comes over and starts giving me all of this Inuyasha trivia that I didn't need to hear. He then says "Isn't it the best show ever?" My answer? No. I despise the show. It's boring and uninteresting. Suddenly, everything is quiet. All of the geeks then start staring at me then. "INUYASHA IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!" the goon shouts. I get ready to head to the exit, but the geeks are blocking it. I honestly thought they were going to kill me. The blank stare in their eyes. Their horrible sinuses. Man, it was freaky. I said softly "Ok. It's fine. I'll just be over there at the comic section. It's going to be ok." I can't believe I made an entire group of geeks flip out over not liking some dumb show.
omfg lol, when geeks attack hysterical
Once me and my friend were at the mall, and we were sitting on the edge of the fountain, and sharing a pretzel. There were these really cute guys over on the other side of the fountain, so we finish the pretzel, get up, but Kacey trips on her shoelace and falls right into the fountain splashing the guys with water. I couldn't help it, i cracked up laughing, i called my mom, to come and pick us up, i gave her my sweatshirt, and we left.
This happened two weekends ago.
My little nephew stayed over, and he kept calling me a 'douche bag' since I told him that one of my friends called someone that. Well, I was on my computer in my room, when Andrew moved to my window and said "Everyone who can hear me has the deadly douchebag disease!" I was like 'Andrew!' "Douche bag disease!" 'Andrew!' "DOUCHE BAG DISEASE!!!!" 'ANDREW!!!!' And then we started to laugh so hard. I couldn't help it. I was mad at him, because he could get me in trouble, but it was so hilarious! I even think I heard someone scream back at my window "F*ck you!" 😂
Ok this one time my grandpa and I went down to Florida in one of the trucks. His stomach started to hurt him so we stopped at the Florida truck stop. He entered one of the stalls and I was laughing because i knew what was coming. He was making these loud groaning noises and farting and it was just hilarious. Needless to say there were 2 state cops coming in to use it. As soon as one had his foot in the door my grandpa let once rip. Well the cop stopped and turned around before he even got all the way into the door. I died laughing almost because it was ungodly sounding.