A Need for Myths, Legends, and Things of a Random Nature

Because of Bwa Ha Ha's and my need to collect random and. . .basically silly things to expand on a Greek play we have devised, I would like to summon the schizophrenic and deranged minds of the forum to help add to our material.

Basically any random or humorous, not widely known, or made-up myth/urban legend/strange story to lengthen our masterpiece of a randomly crazy, Greek theater type, deviant. . .THING.

Any Greek related material is much appreciated.

Can be graphic and gore filled (in fact it is preferred).
giljotiini

Do youu really lose one life for every gram of trans fat you eat?

Is that random material, or are you just being random "for the heck of it"?

Also:HOW DARE YOU INSULT KAROZ!
Oh well, at least you voted.

Probably if I posted my picture of him. . .

Opinions would indeed change.

probably but seriously I was saying a random question for you.

Um...Thanks.

It shall be noted.

Help spread the word to other strange and/or random people.
No one seems to notice this thread.

Speculation: Can you be random and completely serious at the same time, logically?

yes.

Yes you can be random and completely serious, or are just in a state of agreement?

no,.. normally I never agree.

So you are saying you can be, logically, completely random and serious?

Explain your reasoning.

ya because I can say, "Dogs have cleaner touges than people do." which is random an serious.

Yup.

I suppose it is different in certain situations.

Most say random things in a serious way, but it is often only a vain attempt at humor through human emotionalism and instability.

However, with the right reasoning behind the statement. . .

I yield to your logic.

😄

(silently raises eyebrow)

Human Emotionalism.

On a much less logical and not at all Vulcan note: YOU, "sccch" don't just post, VOTE.

yup!
what human Emotionalism?

" 😄 "

Rather..."Happy", no?

At least representative of the emotion, if not expressing it.

huh??

By posting the "smilie" you express or appear to express the human emotion commonly referred to as "joy" or "happiness".

Therefor, Human Emotionalism.

okay....
why do you use big phrases??