A Need for Myths, Legends, and Things of a Random Nature

Affirmative, random and helpful.

They don't exactly HAVE to be based off of true Greek gods and established myth. I think fabricated ones are even better, especially if fabricated by an mind educated in established myth so that they can make more since, be in the style of such myths.

You do seem a useful archive of knowledge.
Try devising your own, random, Greek-esq myths/stories/legends and inform me if any arise. After all, the entire play (so far) is based off of the fabricated Karoz the Rabbit God and Mayo the Foolish Mortal.

So, make them similar to the true myths, but more random and/or silly and/or violent.

I appreciate someone other than the two people I talked to for this whole thing so far taking interest.

Spread the word of this to others.

In the Human Way: Thank You.

Ah, I see. So make up my own.

yup...like something you can add 2 another story, an extension- sub-story

read this: http://www.ancientscripts.com/rabbit.html

Hmm. . .Since, as of now, only six votes have been cast, and a majority of them are negative I'll give a better summary.

As I said, it is as of now, a rather short play:
Basically, there is a simple citizen named Mayo(name subject to change. I think it was that in the beginning because his dying word was going to be "Neisse". *shrug* Inside joke, kinda.) who is a basic pansy. When one mourning waking up to tend his garden he catches a harmless bunny, devouring the only thing in the world he cares about. So he kicks the bunny (off the stage). A peasant (named Plumbob) sees "the heroes successful slaying of the fierce rodent, calling him the best bunny assassin ever". So the word of his fame spreads, he becomes big headed, killing dozens of rabbits a day. This angers Karoz, so one night Mayo is visited by the Rabbit Messenger, who warns him of his wrongdoing, and then hits him over the head with a giant, pink rabbit. When he awakes the next morning, he believes it to be a dream, and so he goes to kill the first rabbit of the day. Then Karoz intervenes, ensnares his immortal soul, and that s when the roman police show up, because violence on stage was illegal.

As I said, it needs work, and ideas.

Would you see it now?

Bwa Ha Ha: Perhaps we could change it to Ichabod, since it means "without honour".

YEAH!!!! ICHABOD!!! TOTALLY!!!! I WAS gonna point out all the things you spelled wrong, but you ended it on a good enough note that conviced me to not complain.... ICHABOD!!!

Huh, what did I misspell?

WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP US!!!

Because.

Huh?

Do you like avocados?

They're a fruit ya know.

Have you seen those raisins on TV, the ones that sing and dance?

AHH!!!!! RAISINS!!! HUMILIATED GRAPES!!!

See This: http://www.jansjoyousjungle.com/500.html

GRR, it goes like this.

Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
Sam: Yeah.

We must practice.

Ok, here goes: do you like avocados?

We know that, lets do the raisins first.

You don't like raisins?

uhhhh......I need to buy Benny & Joon next time i see it...

Go spread the word of the need for random things.

Joon:Not Really.
Sam:Why?

And so on. . .

cuz they're humiliated

hi

i NEED 2 c this movie!!