A Need for Myths, Legends, and Things of a Random Nature

Will someone please talk on here?!? Talk about anything, just TALK!

Okay sooo whats new?

ummmmm....... My dog is cute

lol I think my doggie is cute as well

mmhmm...... does ur dog know any tricks?

ummm he can shake thats about he gets... distracted easily

lol picture this in ur mind:
bwa: Otto(dog), how's ur life?
Otto: Ruff!

get it? lol

lol I dont believe ive ever heard that joke

u haven't?

huh uh i do believe i am deprived lol so.... my granny has a house goat named gidget

(hows that for random?)

oh lol back on topic are we? mmhmmm it is random..... but u try and beat this:

I dreamed about waking up once

LOL how about this?

who was the first person to look at a cow and think hey think ill squeaze them dangly things and drink whatever comes out?

how about this:

Why did my dog, Otto, ever think eating dirt would do him good, only to end up puking it in the middle of our kitchen?

lol or

why do round pizza's come in a square box?

lol! or:

why aren't potatoes blue?

lol! or.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

lol! or:

Why isn't 'run' an interjection?

lol!!! or:

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

LOL!!! or:

Who puts the money under the toothfairy's pillow?

rofl !! or

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?