ok continuing....
JOhnny:I truly believe he gets dumber by the second....
Iheartpocky:i bet he watches Barney......
Orli:HEY! Barney is HIGHLY educational!
Chiki:Yeah! for 4 year-olds!
Misty😮n second thought.....
*sings*
Bwa: Oh boy! Barney's on ffiirrree!!
Impy: this is our secret desire!
Bwa:we'll watch the flames get higher!
Impy: but dont you try to put him out!
*all finish food an are walking down the street*
AKA: OMG!!! its Virginity!
IBD43: Johnny lost his at age 14...
PIrate Diva:I knew that already! thanx captain obvious!
IBD:hey! thats captain obvious Sparrow to you!
Imperial: i think she meant lets go into the STORE Virginity, guys
Bwa: oh... that clears it up.
CJL: im pretty sure Orlando still has his. who would wanna have sex /w him?
Ichy: bah! *definitly not me!*
*all go into store*
sailorleo: i wonder if they have all the seasons of "Coupling" here...
PirateDiva: *looks at screens all througout store* Look! they're playing Edward SCissorhands!!!!!!
JOhnny: oh help me, God!
CJL: what? cant you take it?
Orli: *qouting Extras" oo! i've got scissors for hands! get out of the bloody way, whoever you are, we want to get to Orlando. they're around me like flies around $hit. I WAS LEGOLAS!!
IBD: u no what? no one GIVES a $hit what you think, so stop being so d@mn jealous!
lovethemtigers: u said it!
diddly:????????????????????
Misty: u no? Johnny's not the prat, you are!
JOhnny; can we PLEASE do something I wanna do now?
AKA: well what do u wanna do?
Johnny: um.....ditch the pansy?
Bwa: HEY!!
Chiki: not you dumb a$$, *does quoting fingers* Will*
Orli: Who's Will?
iheartpocky: exactly our point!
tee_pirategirl: no f***in duh!!!
I did this in a hurry. This the continuation from my first rp. It's about Chiki, Misty, and PirateDiva aka Johnny's Angels, who steals the Jack Sparrow animotronic doll from POTC the ride.THose of you who read the first one will know what I'm talking about.
It's a little rusty, I was doing a project at the same time and algebra. I hope you guys enjoy!
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Ransom at POTC the ride
Misty: Mina! You can’t drive!!
Chiki Mina: Yes I can. I was voted to drive the fastest in my high school!....Or was it voted to run over squirrels the fastest…
PirateDiva: Give me the wheel!! What’s that smooching sound I hear? *looks in the mirror* Misty!!
Misty: What!
PirateDiva: Stop making out with the Jack Sparrow doll!!
Misty: Do I need to blind fold the eyes from the back of your head?
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Meanwhile with the KMC girls
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CaptainJacksLuv: We have to do something!
Mmoviejunkie: We should call Johnny himself.
Ivebeendepped: No we should not call Johnny! I will call Johnny!
Savvychick: Who says?!
Ivebeedepped: I do!
Savvychick: oh, ok. I wanted to make sure since I’m blind in one eye.
Sailoleo: Who cares! We should call my Jacky Poo!! We should be more worry that my Norrie is not part of this ride!
Lovethemtigers: You should be more worry about your obsession.
Sailorleo: I’m not obessed! I’m in love!
CJL: With yourself…
Ivebeendepped: I’m calling Johnny!
Mmoviejunkie: And I’m calling the security so they could bring a stray jacket for you!
Ring
Johnny: Yes?
On the other end of the phone
Ivebeendepped: JOHNNY!!
Johnny: Oh, God.
Ivebeendepped: No it’s me, ivebeendepped! *snort*
Johnny: I know who you are! I was praying for my safety!
CJL: I wanna talk to him!
Savvychick: No, no! Let me talk to him.
Mmoviejunkie: Move your demented asses—I want to talk to him!
Ivebeendepped: Over my dead body!
CJL: That could be arranged.
Johnny: What the hell is going on over there? Are these patients from the mental hospital playing a prank on me?
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Misty: How long must we wait ‘til they give us what we want?
Chiki Mina: How long must I hold my piss?
PirateDiva: ‘til your bladder explodes so we can toss your rotten corpse out the river.
Chiki Mina: That’s very touching. I shall remember that while I’m smashing your head against a brick.
Misty: GIRLS! Is that a way for a Johnny’s Angels to behave?
PirateDiva: We are not the Johnny’s Angels. I’M Johnny’s Angel.
Chiki Mina: You’re Johnny’s constant reminder on why he has to go on therapy.
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Im gonna post the RP made for amber. SInce it was moved. girrr.
HERE IT IS! HAPPY BIRTH DAY ONCE AGAIN AMBER AND I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER!!
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CaptainJacksLuv: I think we should leave her b-day card at her door.
Pocky: Good idea! Bwa, prepare her b-day card for her.
Bwa: I don’t wanna be in this RP! I’m tired of being in every single RP—I don’t even read it!
PirateDiva: Would you shut your pie hole and do it! It’s amber’s birth day!
Chiki Mina: I got the handcuffs, the lights, and the whips ready.
Misty: Mina, this is a birth day party not a kinky convention.
Chiki Mina: We could make it a kinky party.
Mmovijunkie: I got her card. Bwa, just throw it at the door or I’ll throw you in a dumpster.
Bwa: *snort* I was born there.
Ichy: Beh*She’s half garbage and half human*
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Amber: I hate my birth days. They are always so boring. I wish there was something, a sign that could hit me—TONK!
Misty: I think she got her card!
Savvychick: How come I don’t hear her.
Lovethemtigers: Not only are you blind in one eye but now deaf in one ear.
Savvychick: HUH?
PirateDiva: Well I’m going in. I don’t hear her at all.
Opens the door
Bwa: Oh look. Amber is sniffing the floor! *bends down* *SNIFF* *snort* this is fun.
Mmoviejunkie: She’s not sniffing the floor you kiwi brain! She’s unconscious!
Misty: Bwa…in what, exactly, did you wrap the b-day card in?
Bwa: Uh…in one of Johnny’s shoes.
PirateDiva: Have you lost what is left of your brain?
Bwa: I’m still looking for some of the pieces.
CJL: Where did you get this shoe?
Bwa: Points to Mina
Everyone stares
Chiki Mina: I got it while he was in the shower. The shower pics are on sale now though! I think he has Tim Burton tattooed on his—
Lovethemtigers:--Whoa! So, should we help amber or leave her stuck on the ground like an old chewing gum?
Pocky: I got an idea to wake her up. Amber, there will be a slash-love scene between Jack and Will!
Amber: HUH-WAH!! OW!! My head…
PirateDiva: Good job!
Surreal: *Pops out of nowhere* Did someone say slash?😄 Yum.
Misty: Not in this RP, Surreal.
Surreal: Where can I go to make my slashy fantasies come true?😄 😄
PirateDiva: I dunno, Surreal. Try to look over on those mountains. Maybe you will get lucky and find two gay cowboys there.
Surreal: ...😄...
Bwa: Well that was surreal. *snort* I made it funny!
Amber: My head still hurts. What is this all about?
Savvychick: It’s your birth day, silly!
Amber: Since when birth days gives you a headache?
Ivebeendepped: I know, man. Hangovers sucks.
T.Maria: ok…so shall we prepare the party or what?!
Lovethemtigers: is our stripper ready?
Misty: He is more than ready. He is in leather!
Amber: Stripper?
Misty: Did I say stripper? I meant to say…FINGER LIKING GOOD STRIPPER!!
Mmoviejunkie: Come on out!!
Johnny: How do you people get me involve in this? Haven’t I been violated enough?
Ivebeendepped: As long as you keep that leather underwear tight, you are never enough!
Johnny: I am freezing cold! I’m always naked! I look like that gecko from Geico.
Bwa: Oh, stop it! You are turning me on!
CJL: Lice turns you on.
Johnny: Where in Davy’s Jones locker is my other shoe?
Chiki Mina: *whistles*
Amber: Can I at least have a cake?
Ichy: Beh * You can have my cake that I left on your kitchen floor. Which I doubt you will like it*
PirateDiva: I got your cake! It’s a picture Johnny’s chest!
Amber: omg! Those are nice manly nipples!
Johnny: You people are not human! Why bother make a cake with my chest on it?!
Misty: Because we are not human, darling. We are horny and proud!
KMC: HUZZA!!
T. Maria: Let’s serve this yummy chest—er cake!
Savvychick: Amber is the birth day girl! It means she gets to have the nipples!
Amber: SQUEE! I love my birth day!
Diddly: ??????????????
Amber: Awe, diddly. Your words are always so poetic.
Johnny: I’m starting to hate birth days.
Amber: And I’m starting to get horny! You better treat me right, baby!
Johnny: *looks up in the sky* Must I look up all the time? When will you have mercy on me?
PirateDiva: Lord have mercy! Look at that muffin shaped ass in that tight, leather underwear!
Ivebeendepped: I wanna butter it and bite it!
Johnny: Oh, great. Now there’s a perverted Hannibal.
Amber: This is really the best birth day present I could ever have! I can’t wait to have my Johnny tied to my head board!
Johnny: Where’s a gun when you need one?
And so our lovely night ends with a very happy and satisfied Amber. And a very tired and depressed looking Johnny tied to the head board.
Happy Birth Day, Amber 🙂