DMC Bloopers

Since we're too serious around here making too many serious theories and stressing out how about we had some humor. Make up bloopers or something maybe put some rp i dunno anything!!! What scene u guys think had the most bloopers stuff like that!! i know waste of time but it may help on the stress.

if anyone cares to start be my guest lol

i know of one blooper on the beach, saw it in an interview or somthing dont remember right now...serious

yeah i saw a video of it lol

most likely keira made mistakes on purpose in the kissing scene so she could kiss johnny over and over again

yeah, little slutt!

Theres one were johnny says to orlando hand over the key and orlando goes for the key and grabs his own necklace instead johnny says give us your jewelry.

Keira: One day a moment will come when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Johnny: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by (waits. long pause) Keira, your line.

Keira: I'm sorry, I was lost in your eyes.

ahh willo that would be classic

ok, Willo who are you, you are just to darn good. Are you an undercover writer or what? "WHAT?"

Originally posted by PIRATES=SEX
Theres one were johnny says to orlando hand over the key and orlando goes for the key and grabs his own necklace instead johnny says give us your jewelry.

i saw that one, funny

Jack:i could in fact perform a ma-rri-age..right here, right..NOW
Elizabeth😮MG TAKE ME!!!!

gore verbinsky😮h nooo shes doing it again!!!

"ok, Willo who are you, you are just to darn good. Are you an undercover writer or what? "WHAT?""

Uh, no. I'm in the process of having my first novel published, though. For anyone who's interested, it's called The Snow White Rebellion and it's an action/fantasy with a little bit of POTC influence. Thank you, though. It's nice to be praised.
Back to DMC bloopers...

Beckett: I'm listening
(Liz pulls gun)
Beckett: I'm listening intently
(Liz shoots him with water)
Keira: Isn't that great?
Tom: I hope I get to shoot you in the next one.

lol whats it about? the book/novel?

LOL....That was funnt...lol!!!

so when is the book coming out willoofthewisp?

*In tortuga**Norrie is drunk**liz asks Jack about the chest*
Liz: where is the chest?
Norrie: *pukes on liz*..oops sry i was supposed to puke on the other side
Liz: UHG! u always do this!! How many times have i told u to throw up the other way!!

lol nasty but funny

Liz: curiosity, you're going to want it-

some gurl on backstage: U ****IN **** GET AWAY FROM JOHNNY!!
*throws a shoe at keira*

Keira: OW DAMMIT!! GORE!!

Gore: I know! Damn, this is the 130th this week that happened.

The book is going to print very soon, which means It should be out within the next three months. It is basically the story of Snow White except that it is the true story and goes more in detail. She is a fugitive and during her time living with the dwarves, she joins their army and assembles them to help take back her throne. Don't laugh at it, but here is what it will say on the jacket of the book.

"Hair as black as ebony, skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood.
A fugitive since the age of seven, Michela keeps one goal, one drive, close
to her heart-- remove Camilla from power. Camilla, now reigning as queen,
cleverly murdered Michela's parents and sent her to be killed shortly after
learning of the young girl's suspicions. We all know she found seven dwarves
who took her under their wing, but this is the story of the rebellion that
followed.
Michela grew and became a soldier, slowly accumulating all she needed for a
rebelliion. Meanwhile, Camilla, through her magic mirror, rules as a tyrant,
as Luca, the new huntsman, waits for the day to rebel against her himself.
Love and lust, politics and poisoned apples, the human and nonhuman surround
the tale of Snow White, and with the help of her dwarf family, a cunning spy,
and her own training, she transformed from the lovely girl we all know to
legend."

no offense guys, but if this turns into a thread about willo's novel, it'll get closed-good for you willo! writing your own book! starting a revolution!

Thanks, jcd, and I completely agree. I will try to advertise in other places and provide links. Back to the bloopers.

Orlando: I'm not leaving without Jack!
(sees Jack running and screaming. Johnny trips and falls down. The cannibals overwhelm him)
Johnny: You know what to do!
Orlando (starts improving): Keep to the code?
Johnny: No! Come here and get me!

keira wants johnny, omg. she's been always talking that she's loved brad pitt since she was a child, and now she's talking: johnny, johnny, i've always loved you. lol she doesn't know what she wants. 😉