*All the guys are sat around doing nothing...so what better way to kill the boredom than to interrogate orli?! ...hehehe!*
Chiki: Are all eunichs gay?
Orli: No.
Chiki: Oh. So its just you, then?
Orli: No, I don't think - HEY! what are you trying to imply?
CJL: I'd say from her question that the answer was pretty obvious...
Orli: I do protest...I'm not a eunich.
Johnny: He's been in denial about that ever since the day he found out.
Piratediva: Well, wouldn't you be?
Siriuswriter: So you're saying your not a eunich...but you're not denying that your gay?
iheartpoky: Theres just no way on gods green earth that orli could hide his homosexuality...
Bwa: What? Orli's a homosapien?
iheartpoky: Damnit...here we go again....another ridiculous rant from bwa...
IBD43: It's like the time she told us that men actually landed on the moon on bicycles...
Bwa: Hey, thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.
Johnny: Who do you think Neil Armstrong is? E.T?
IbD43: Probably, knowing her....
Bwa: Your words cut me deep....although, ive got to admit that the resemblence isn't far off....
Tee_Pirategirl: I'm so bored!
Sailor: Me too...I'd drag norrie off into the bushes for some sex, but this is T.Maria's RP so she wont let me...
CJL: There are BUSHES in this RP?
Keira: I thought it was just a vast nothing-ness....
Johnny: Kind of like your brain?
Piratediva: Thats not fare on her...she's got SOME brains...
Chiki: I've just had a thought...
CJL:*Whispering to IBD43*
I thought i could smell wood burning...
Piratediva: If this is another one of your insane ideas, Chiki, then excuse me while i bury my head in johnnys lap and decide not to listen...
Chiki: Suit yourself
Piratediva: *Smiling deviously*
Oh, i will...
Norrie: I just want to sit here and reflect on the good times...
Sailor: About the day we got married?
Norrie: I said the GOOD times, hun...
Orli: I need something to eat...
Iheartpoky: You ALWAYS need something to eat.
siriuswriter: You've got a bigger appetite than king kong...
Orli: What is this? Pick on poor orlando day?
CJL: No, EVERYDAY is pick on poor orlando day....today is even more special!
Orli: Why?
Chiki: Because its beat the sh!t out of Orlando day!
Orli: I don't see it being any different to any other day...
*The whole gang suddenly jumps on Orli...who screams like a girl...and not for the first time.*
IBD43: It's like the time she told us that men actually landed on the moon on bicycles...
Bwa: Hey, thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.
Johnny: Who do you think Neil Armstrong is? E.T?
IbD43: Probably, knowing her....
^^^^love it!
Sailor: Me too...I'd drag norrie off into the bushes for some sex, but this is T.Maria's RP so she wont let me...
CJL: There are BUSHES in this RP?
Keira: I thought it was just a vast nothing-ness....
Johnny: Kind of like your brain?
^^^thats a bit...well...mean'
Chiki: I've just had a thought...
CJL:*Whispering to IBD43*
I thought i could smell wood burning...
Piratediva: If this is another one of your insane ideas, Chiki, then excuse me while i bury my head in johnnys lap and decide not to listen...
Chiki: Suit yourself
Piratediva: *Smiling deviously*
Oh, i will...
^^^lol
CJL: No, EVERYDAY is pick on poor orlando day....today is even more special!
Orli: Why?
Chiki: Because its beat the sh!t out of Orlando day!
Orli: I don't see it being any different to any other day...
*The whole gang suddenly jumps on Orli...who screams like a girl...and not for the first time.*
LETS KILL ORLI...no wait, then we'd have no one to insult, back to plan A!
**The gang have all been sent back in time due to Bwa's mysterious 'time wand'...to the dinosaur period!!! What will they do when they're trapped by a rather angry T-Rex?!**
Sailor: Where the hell did Barney's ugly brother come from??
Chiki: Do I look like I have a clue?
Johnny: This is the last time we let Bwa trick us into one of her little adventures...
***The dinosaur takes a swipe at them all, trying to eat one of them***
Iheartpoky: What now?
Piratediva: Follow the piratediva-shaped blur!
**Piratediva runs off at lightening speed**
Bwa: Hey! Hey! Pete, eat me!
Chiki: Pete?!
Bwa: Its what I've named the dinosaur.
Johnny: What in gods name would posess you to name it?!
Bwa: In all fareness, he is gods creature...just like the rest of us.
CJL: You won't be saying that when the engulfs you!
Bwa: *Throwing the 'time wand' to CJL
Here!! Take this and run!!!
**Everyone else has run into the forest..following the Piratediva-shaped blur...**
Chiki: Come on CJL, hurry up!
CJL: If i run any faster, I'm going to keel over and die!!!
**The dinosaur suddenly sweeps down on CJL, and grabs the 'time wand' out of her hand...swallowing it whole**
CJL: Damnit...that was an expensive peice of equipment!! Bwa is going to KILL me!!!! ...Oh well, I'll get over it...
**When everyone is then inside the forest, including CJL after Bwa tried to throttle her...Tee_pirategirl comes up with a plan....**
Siriuswriter: We've lost the time wand.
Norrie: How the hell're we going to get rid of that thing now?
Orli: We're finished!
Chiki: Stop yelling, man, we've gotta think our way out of this.
Orli: We're finished!
Chiki: Shut up and get a grip, man!
Orli: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just ... I was ... Look, I'm better now... But Can I just say one thing?
IBD43: Yeah, go on.
Orli: We're finished!
Tee_Pirategirl: Chiki, we need some advice, man. We've been cornered by a T-Rex and ts all Bwa's fault, because everytime she convinces us to go on an adventure, we ALWAYS enu up in a sticky situation! What's your take on the situation?
Chiki: What do you want, the long or the short version?
Tee_pirategirl: Ooh... long.
Chiki: We're finished.
Sailor: What's the short version??
Chiki: Bye.
Siriuswriter: Johnny?
Johnny: Er, yes, ma'am?
Siriuswriter: How long, in the normal course of things, will it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?
iheartpoky: Thats an extremely digusting question to ask...
Johnny: Well, strangely enough, I don't have that information in my memory just this minute... for some insane reason, whenever I used to go to the library to do research in school, I decided that 'dinosaur
bowel movement frequency' tables wouldn't be required. You Imbecile!
Piratediva: Why Iheartpoky? What's your suggestion?
Iheartpoky
Well, the quicker we get the Time Wand back, the better, right?
Bwa: Right...
iheartpoky: Right. So, why don't we lure Pete into this space and we can find somekind of food and get him to eat some roughage!
CJL: Get a T-Rex to eat roughage?
iheartpoky: Yeah! All-Bran, prunes, baked beans on toast, that sort of stuff.
Johnny: We can't even get Orli to eat that sort of stuff, let alone a
seven-ton dinosaur!
iheartpoky: Look, the more roughage, the quicker we get the Time Wand back. Have you got any better ideas?
Siriuswriter: Yes, I have got a better idea, actually. I'm going to kill myself.
Norrie: We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet or we're dead...think of my acting reputation!
Chiki: Keep him quiet? He's rampaging about the forest, making more noise than two yodelling champions on honeymoon! Everyone within the viscinity will have heard him by now!
siriuswriter: Technically we are the only humans to walk the earth at this time in the past...dinosaurs were around millions of years before we were...
Tee_pirategirl: We need to get the time wand back...and we need to get ourselves home before orli irritates me so much that i decide to rip off my ears rather than listen to him whine for one second longer!
IBD43: She's right. And if I dont rip off my ears, then i will ruip out his voice box instead!
Johnny: Promise?
*** Bwa is at the controls of a fork-lift truck, and Piratediva shouts
directions...(please don't ask where the fork-lift truck came from)... The gang have converted a huge, bright yellow, inflatable
dinghy into a temporary food bowl...(Again...just dont ask).. the thing is full to the brim with hideous brown watery
substance.
Piratediva: Right over, woman! We don't want a gap. Move it Right over!
**Bwa throws a lever, and the fork-lift lowers a frozen whole cow slowly into the mixture**
Chiki: Cow vindaloo? It's not gonna work.
Tee_pirategirl: Of course it's gonna work.
Siriuswriter: T-Rex's don't like curry.
Tee_pirategirl: They're 'hard', aren't they? Of course they like curries!
If a T-Rex was a man he'd be a Gangsta...The kind of guy who wears
t-shirts in the middle of winter and his nipples don't even get hard.
Chiki: A seven-ton Theropod is not going to eat Indian food. They like flesh.
IBD43: Yep...Preferably living, liberally coated in blood with a side-order of intestines, and an extra portion of blood.
Johnny: A bit like the French in that respect.
Orli: Look, we've got nothing to lose. And if the worst comes to the worst, and the dino doesn't it, I'll scoff it myself.
CJL: You are the epitomy of what it means to be a freak...
**Pete suddenly comes into the clearing of the forest**
Orli: If only that damn T-Rex felt like I do now; he wouldn't even need a curry.
**Bwa and Piratediva are pouring bags of bran into the food bowl
Chiki: Don't put that stuff in, you're gonna spoil the taste!
siriuswriter: Here he comes!
**As Bwa and Piratediva run away, Pete takes an experimental sniff at the contents of the bowl, then begins slurping noisily**
Tee_pirategirl: It's loving it!
Maybe we should have made some poppadums, gone the whole hog?
CJL: The whole hog? Like it wasn't hard enough getting the whole cow?
**Pete raises his head high and shakes it**
Chiki: I think he wants a lager.
**Pete abruptly stops moving, then lowers his head slowly. Suddenly, his eyes bug out, his nostrils flare and he lets out a piercing screech**
Sailor: It was a hot one, but with it being a dino I thought it could stand it!
**Yowling piteously, Pete stomps back and forth looking for relief. Finally
he smashes through a few trees and disappears from view**
Orli: WE DID IT!!!
piratediva: No we didn't !!!
Chiki: What???
Tee_pirategirl: He's eaten the curry...now we have to wait for him to do his business...
Sailor: Oh, Sh!t!
CJL: Precisely!
*The gang have all been sent back in time due to Bwa's mysterious 'time wand'...to the dinosaur period!!! What will they do when they're trapped by a rather angry T-Rex?!**
Sailor: Where the hell did Barney's ugly brother come from??
^^^^heheheh
Bwa: Hey! Hey! Pete, eat me!
Chiki: Pete?!
Bwa: Its what I've named the dinosaur.
Johnny: What in gods name would posess you to name it?!
Bwa: In all fareness, he is gods creature...just like the rest of us.
CJL: You won't be saying that when the engulfs you!
Bwa: *Throwing the 'time wand' to CJL
Here!! Take this and run!!!
**Everyone else has run into the forest..following the Piratediva-shaped blur...**
Chiki: Come on CJL, hurry up!
CJL: If i run any faster, I'm going to keel over and die!!!
**The dinosaur suddenly sweeps down on CJL, and grabs the 'time wand' out of her hand...swallowing it whole**
CJL: Damnit...that was an expensive peice of equipment!! Bwa is going to KILL me!!!! ...Oh well, I'll get over it...
**When everyone is then inside the forest, including CJL after Bwa tried to throttle her...Tee_pirategirl comes up with a plan....**
^^^^LMAO!
Sailor: What's the short version??
Chiki: Bye.
LMAO^^^
CJL: Precisely
^^^so mje
once again, terrific work!
**The guys are all sitting around after watching the AWE trailor...**
Tee_pirategirl: It was brilliant!!
Chiki: It was so hot!!!
Johnny: Thanks...I didnt realise you girls liked my smirk so much...
Piratediva: LIKE IT?! just thinking about it brings on a hot flush!
Norrie: Well I HATED It!
Sailor: Awww....don't worry baby, im sure there will be plenty of you in the film...
Norrie: Yeah... ill probably get about twenty seconds more than i did on the trailor!
Orli: Don't be so sore! How do you think I feel?
IBD43: Oh, who are you kidding? Your character looked less...Gay? Is gay the word to use here?
Bwa: I think you'll find that the word you are looking for is homosexual...
Orli: Will was never gay!
Piratediva: but he is a eunich...in my book, its the same thing...
CJL: Ah-men to that!
Keira: oh never mind all of that! What was your best bit?
**All the girls look around at eachother momentarily**
ALL: SPARRABETH!
Orli: Oh...this is not good for my character build...
Johnny: Oh shut up, you had no character in the first place...
Norrie: Yeah, atleast your character didn't have a fantastic build up in the second film, only to be knocked down to a measley two seconds in the trailor!!!
pirate179: Oh will you give it a rest, already?
Sailor: He's in mourning...leave him alone...
CJL: HE's in mourning? I'm the one that still heaving from seeing that Willabeth kiss!
Orli: Hey!
Keira: Tell me about it!
orli: HEY!
Keira: Oh, come on...you know the saying... Once you have jack, you never go back!!!
ALL GIRLS (except Sailor): AH-MEN TO THAT!!!!!