DMC Bloopers

Started by tee_pirategirl153 pages

LOL that was funny! POKEMON!! as T.Maria said.."good stuff"

*All the guys are sat around doing nothing...so what better way to kill the boredom than to interrogate orli?! ...hehehe!*

Chiki: Are all eunichs gay?

Orli: No.

Chiki: Oh. So its just you, then?

Orli: No, I don't think - HEY! what are you trying to imply?

CJL: I'd say from her question that the answer was pretty obvious...

Orli: I do protest...I'm not a eunich.

Johnny: He's been in denial about that ever since the day he found out.

Piratediva: Well, wouldn't you be?

Siriuswriter: So you're saying your not a eunich...but you're not denying that your gay?

iheartpoky: Theres just no way on gods green earth that orli could hide his homosexuality...

Bwa: What? Orli's a homosapien?

iheartpoky: Damnit...here we go again....another ridiculous rant from bwa...

IBD43: It's like the time she told us that men actually landed on the moon on bicycles...

Bwa: Hey, thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Johnny: Who do you think Neil Armstrong is? E.T?

IbD43: Probably, knowing her....

Bwa: Your words cut me deep....although, ive got to admit that the resemblence isn't far off....

Tee_Pirategirl: I'm so bored!

Sailor: Me too...I'd drag norrie off into the bushes for some sex, but this is T.Maria's RP so she wont let me...

CJL: There are BUSHES in this RP?

Keira: I thought it was just a vast nothing-ness....

Johnny: Kind of like your brain?

Piratediva: Thats not fare on her...she's got SOME brains...

Chiki: I've just had a thought...

CJL:*Whispering to IBD43*
I thought i could smell wood burning...

Piratediva: If this is another one of your insane ideas, Chiki, then excuse me while i bury my head in johnnys lap and decide not to listen...

Chiki: Suit yourself

Piratediva: *Smiling deviously*
Oh, i will...

Norrie: I just want to sit here and reflect on the good times...

Sailor: About the day we got married?

Norrie: I said the GOOD times, hun...

Orli: I need something to eat...

Iheartpoky: You ALWAYS need something to eat.

siriuswriter: You've got a bigger appetite than king kong...

Orli: What is this? Pick on poor orlando day?

CJL: No, EVERYDAY is pick on poor orlando day....today is even more special!

Orli: Why?

Chiki: Because its beat the sh!t out of Orlando day!

Orli: I don't see it being any different to any other day...

*The whole gang suddenly jumps on Orli...who screams like a girl...and not for the first time.*

WE GET TO HIT ORLI? YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! sounds like fun so long as he survives so we have someone to pick on.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! LMAO LMAO 😆 I Love it!!!

IBD43: It's like the time she told us that men actually landed on the moon on bicycles...

Bwa: Hey, thats my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Johnny: Who do you think Neil Armstrong is? E.T?

IbD43: Probably, knowing her....

^^^^love it!

Sailor: Me too...I'd drag norrie off into the bushes for some sex, but this is T.Maria's RP so she wont let me...

CJL: There are BUSHES in this RP?

Keira: I thought it was just a vast nothing-ness....

Johnny: Kind of like your brain?

^^^thats a bit...well...mean'

Chiki: I've just had a thought...

CJL:*Whispering to IBD43*
I thought i could smell wood burning...

Piratediva: If this is another one of your insane ideas, Chiki, then excuse me while i bury my head in johnnys lap and decide not to listen...

Chiki: Suit yourself

Piratediva: *Smiling deviously*
Oh, i will...

^^^lol

CJL: No, EVERYDAY is pick on poor orlando day....today is even more special!

Orli: Why?

Chiki: Because its beat the sh!t out of Orlando day!

Orli: I don't see it being any different to any other day...

*The whole gang suddenly jumps on Orli...who screams like a girl...and not for the first time.*

LETS KILL ORLI...no wait, then we'd have no one to insult, back to plan A!

lol poor orli...i wonder what he, johnny, and keira would think if they read this lol.

Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol poor orli...i wonder what he, johnny, and keira would think if they read this lol.

My guess???

they would probably press charges 😄 hehe

no, theyd laugh...then get ideas to hurt orli😉

**The gang have all been sent back in time due to Bwa's mysterious 'time wand'...to the dinosaur period!!! What will they do when they're trapped by a rather angry T-Rex?!**

Sailor: Where the hell did Barney's ugly brother come from??

Chiki: Do I look like I have a clue?

Johnny: This is the last time we let Bwa trick us into one of her little adventures...

***The dinosaur takes a swipe at them all, trying to eat one of them***

Iheartpoky: What now?

Piratediva: Follow the piratediva-shaped blur!

**Piratediva runs off at lightening speed**

Bwa: Hey! Hey! Pete, eat me!

Chiki: Pete?!

Bwa: Its what I've named the dinosaur.

Johnny: What in gods name would posess you to name it?!

Bwa: In all fareness, he is gods creature...just like the rest of us.

CJL: You won't be saying that when the engulfs you!

Bwa: *Throwing the 'time wand' to CJL
Here!! Take this and run!!!

**Everyone else has run into the forest..following the Piratediva-shaped blur...**

Chiki: Come on CJL, hurry up!

CJL: If i run any faster, I'm going to keel over and die!!!

**The dinosaur suddenly sweeps down on CJL, and grabs the 'time wand' out of her hand...swallowing it whole**

CJL: Damnit...that was an expensive peice of equipment!! Bwa is going to KILL me!!!! ...Oh well, I'll get over it...

**When everyone is then inside the forest, including CJL after Bwa tried to throttle her...Tee_pirategirl comes up with a plan....**

Siriuswriter: We've lost the time wand.

Norrie: How the hell're we going to get rid of that thing now?

Orli: We're finished!

Chiki: Stop yelling, man, we've gotta think our way out of this.

Orli: We're finished!

Chiki: Shut up and get a grip, man!

Orli: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just ... I was ... Look, I'm better now... But Can I just say one thing?

IBD43: Yeah, go on.

Orli: We're finished!

Tee_Pirategirl: Chiki, we need some advice, man. We've been cornered by a T-Rex and ts all Bwa's fault, because everytime she convinces us to go on an adventure, we ALWAYS enu up in a sticky situation! What's your take on the situation?

Chiki: What do you want, the long or the short version?

Tee_pirategirl: Ooh... long.

Chiki: We're finished.

Sailor: What's the short version??

Chiki: Bye.

Siriuswriter: Johnny?

Johnny: Er, yes, ma'am?

Siriuswriter: How long, in the normal course of things, will it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?

iheartpoky: Thats an extremely digusting question to ask...

Johnny: Well, strangely enough, I don't have that information in my memory just this minute... for some insane reason, whenever I used to go to the library to do research in school, I decided that 'dinosaur
bowel movement frequency'
tables wouldn't be required. You Imbecile!

Piratediva: Why Iheartpoky? What's your suggestion?

Iheartpoky
Well, the quicker we get the Time Wand back, the better, right?

Bwa: Right...

iheartpoky: Right. So, why don't we lure Pete into this space and we can find somekind of food and get him to eat some roughage!

CJL: Get a T-Rex to eat roughage?

iheartpoky: Yeah! All-Bran, prunes, baked beans on toast, that sort of stuff.

Johnny: We can't even get Orli to eat that sort of stuff, let alone a
seven-ton dinosaur!

iheartpoky: Look, the more roughage, the quicker we get the Time Wand back. Have you got any better ideas?

Siriuswriter: Yes, I have got a better idea, actually. I'm going to kill myself.

Norrie: We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet or we're dead...think of my acting reputation!

Chiki: Keep him quiet? He's rampaging about the forest, making more noise than two yodelling champions on honeymoon! Everyone within the viscinity will have heard him by now!

siriuswriter: Technically we are the only humans to walk the earth at this time in the past...dinosaurs were around millions of years before we were...

Tee_pirategirl: We need to get the time wand back...and we need to get ourselves home before orli irritates me so much that i decide to rip off my ears rather than listen to him whine for one second longer!

IBD43: She's right. And if I dont rip off my ears, then i will ruip out his voice box instead!

Johnny: Promise?

*** Bwa is at the controls of a fork-lift truck, and Piratediva shouts
directions...(please don't ask where the fork-lift truck came from)... The gang have converted a huge, bright yellow, inflatable
dinghy into a temporary food bowl...(Again...just dont ask).. the thing is full to the brim with hideous brown watery
substance.

Piratediva: Right over, woman! We don't want a gap. Move it Right over!

**Bwa throws a lever, and the fork-lift lowers a frozen whole cow slowly into the mixture**

Chiki: Cow vindaloo? It's not gonna work.

Tee_pirategirl: Of course it's gonna work.

Siriuswriter: T-Rex's don't like curry.

Tee_pirategirl: They're 'hard', aren't they? Of course they like curries!
If a T-Rex was a man he'd be a Gangsta...The kind of guy who wears
t-shirts in the middle of winter and his nipples don't even get hard.

Chiki: A seven-ton Theropod is not going to eat Indian food. They like flesh.

IBD43: Yep...Preferably living, liberally coated in blood with a side-order of intestines, and an extra portion of blood.

Johnny: A bit like the French in that respect.

Orli: Look, we've got nothing to lose. And if the worst comes to the worst, and the dino doesn't it, I'll scoff it myself.

CJL: You are the epitomy of what it means to be a freak...

**Pete suddenly comes into the clearing of the forest**

Orli: If only that damn T-Rex felt like I do now; he wouldn't even need a curry.

**Bwa and Piratediva are pouring bags of bran into the food bowl

Chiki: Don't put that stuff in, you're gonna spoil the taste!

siriuswriter: Here he comes!

**As Bwa and Piratediva run away, Pete takes an experimental sniff at the contents of the bowl, then begins slurping noisily**

Tee_pirategirl: It's loving it!
Maybe we should have made some poppadums, gone the whole hog?

CJL: The whole hog? Like it wasn't hard enough getting the whole cow?

**Pete raises his head high and shakes it**

Chiki: I think he wants a lager.

**Pete abruptly stops moving, then lowers his head slowly. Suddenly, his eyes bug out, his nostrils flare and he lets out a piercing screech**

Sailor: It was a hot one, but with it being a dino I thought it could stand it!

**Yowling piteously, Pete stomps back and forth looking for relief. Finally
he smashes through a few trees and disappears from view**

Orli: WE DID IT!!!

piratediva: No we didn't !!!

Chiki: What???

Tee_pirategirl: He's eaten the curry...now we have to wait for him to do his business...

Sailor: Oh, Sh!t!

CJL: Precisely!

lmao!!!!!!

lol yay! i had an idea! hehe

well then out it into action!

(in the story i had an idea) 😄

oh

*The gang have all been sent back in time due to Bwa's mysterious 'time wand'...to the dinosaur period!!! What will they do when they're trapped by a rather angry T-Rex?!**

Sailor: Where the hell did Barney's ugly brother come from??

^^^^heheheh

Bwa: Hey! Hey! Pete, eat me!

Chiki: Pete?!

Bwa: Its what I've named the dinosaur.

Johnny: What in gods name would posess you to name it?!

Bwa: In all fareness, he is gods creature...just like the rest of us.

CJL: You won't be saying that when the engulfs you!

Bwa: *Throwing the 'time wand' to CJL
Here!! Take this and run!!!

**Everyone else has run into the forest..following the Piratediva-shaped blur...**

Chiki: Come on CJL, hurry up!

CJL: If i run any faster, I'm going to keel over and die!!!

**The dinosaur suddenly sweeps down on CJL, and grabs the 'time wand' out of her hand...swallowing it whole**

CJL: Damnit...that was an expensive peice of equipment!! Bwa is going to KILL me!!!! ...Oh well, I'll get over it...

**When everyone is then inside the forest, including CJL after Bwa tried to throttle her...Tee_pirategirl comes up with a plan....**

^^^^LMAO!

Sailor: What's the short version??

Chiki: Bye.

LMAO^^^

CJL: Precisely

^^^so mje

once again, terrific work!

i love it great work

more rps!!!!

LMAO that was funny!!

**The guys are all sitting around after watching the AWE trailor...**

Tee_pirategirl: It was brilliant!!

Chiki: It was so hot!!!

Johnny: Thanks...I didnt realise you girls liked my smirk so much...

Piratediva: LIKE IT?! just thinking about it brings on a hot flush!

Norrie: Well I HATED It!

Sailor: Awww....don't worry baby, im sure there will be plenty of you in the film...

Norrie: Yeah... ill probably get about twenty seconds more than i did on the trailor!

Orli: Don't be so sore! How do you think I feel?

IBD43: Oh, who are you kidding? Your character looked less...Gay? Is gay the word to use here?

Bwa: I think you'll find that the word you are looking for is homosexual...

Orli: Will was never gay!

Piratediva: but he is a eunich...in my book, its the same thing...

CJL: Ah-men to that!

Keira: oh never mind all of that! What was your best bit?

**All the girls look around at eachother momentarily**

ALL: SPARRABETH!

Orli: Oh...this is not good for my character build...

Johnny: Oh shut up, you had no character in the first place...

Norrie: Yeah, atleast your character didn't have a fantastic build up in the second film, only to be knocked down to a measley two seconds in the trailor!!!

pirate179: Oh will you give it a rest, already?

Sailor: He's in mourning...leave him alone...

CJL: HE's in mourning? I'm the one that still heaving from seeing that Willabeth kiss!

Orli: Hey!

Keira: Tell me about it!

orli: HEY!

Keira: Oh, come on...you know the saying... Once you have jack, you never go back!!!

ALL GIRLS (except Sailor): AH-MEN TO THAT!!!!!

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!! LMAO LMAO LMAO 😆

Ah-Men to that!!!!!! 😄