ok, ill attempt. wow! its been a while!
Johnny Orli and the KMC girls are...um...lets go with...at the Pirates midnight premiere,ok?
PirateDiva: Oh!!! this is so exciting!!
IBD: Tell me about it! We've waited so long!
TrampsLady: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime!
Johnny: The sad thing is, im sure you guys have already memorized half the movie just by watching the featurettes 50 times a day because you have no lives
Diddly: We do TOO have lives! They just happen to be focused on you...
Orli: AND ME!
*crickets chirp*
Chiki: I suggest next time, Orli, you don't say anything. It'll save you the embarrassment
Tee_pirate: oh, i bet he could find MANY other ways to embarrass himself...
Bwa: has anyone else notices that at the end of the word embarrass it says a$$?*giggles*
Chiki: its fitting...
Audio: so who long till the bloody movie starts?!
*Pirate179 looks at watch*
Pirate179: 4 1/2 hours....
PirateDiva: Weird. I would have guessed five.
Johnny: I would have guessed you would know, considering you've been counting down every minute since we got here 3 HOURS AGO!....TO SEE A MOVIE I'VE ALREADY SPENT MONTHS ON!
IBD: And we highly appreciate it! VERY HIGHLY!
Chiki: We ALSO appreciate the amount of Sparrabeth hints we've gotten from stupid Orli who cant help but spill the beans! Well, at least you're good for sumthin...
PirateDiva: Mina! Don't tell me you've forgotten...
Chiki: Oh no, i haven't forgotten!!! 4 1/2 HOURS TILL--
IBD: --NIPPPLES!!
*Chiki and PirateDiva glare at IBD*
IBD: Sorry...im just excited. Didn't mean to steal your thunder...be my guest.
Pirate and Chiki: NIPPPLES!!!
Audio: EEK!! Im so excited!!
Savvychick: we all are!!
mmoviejunkie: whos got the popcorn? I need to eat something. I haven't eaten for hours!
Johnny: maybe thats because SOME PEOPLE *indicates to PirateDiva and IBD* just HAD to come 7 hours early!!!
Pirate:We had to get a good seat!!
Chiki: Well, Don't worry, you got that much! *"that much" echos in the nearly empty theater*
Pirate179: You never know! Some big crowd could come and we would be forced to stand in the aisle!
diddly: what if the movie isn't really what we expected?
*all kmc girls look at diddly incredulously*
diddly: sorry...im gonna go get some popcorn....*leaves theater*
*2 hours pass*
Savvychick: where is diddly with that dang popcorn!!!
Bwa: ill go see whats holding her up....*leaves the theater*
willo: what the h*ll could be holding her up? WERE THE ONLY ONES HERE! *"here" echos in the theater*
Bwa comes back
Bwa: Um...diddly isn't out there...
Tee:wimp... couldnt hack it. well were not saving her seat! She has to deal with the consequences!
Bwa; but she left a note on the popcorn counter. It said:
"Dear KMC Girls and Johnny....and Orli, i guess,
I was bored so I left. Orli stinks. I'll be back about half an hour before the movie begins. Please save my seat-"
*tee snorts*
Tee: too late, diddly!
Bwa continues:
"Please save my seat and have a fun 4 HOUR WAIT! Um... I suggest someone else get popcorn....cuz im not here...i think...yeah, im not there. So yeah, HAVE FUN!! Crap...im running out of paper, ok by-"
bwa: there was no more room on the paper....
savvychick: stupid paper! *"paper" seems to be echoing in the theater, but they all turn to see savvy saying the word "paper" over and over again*
mmoviejunkie: nice effect, savvy.
savvy: tee hee...thanks...
sorry, its not really funny, but its all i got right now 🙂