Johnny, Keira, Orlando, Jack D and the KMC’s are sitting around watching the end of Secret Window
Bwa: Im scared
IBD: How? The credits are rolling!
Bwa: He killed that corn!
IBD: That was 4 minutes ago!
PirateDiva: Just leave each other alone
Johnny: And you leave me alone!
PirateDiva: What am I doing!?
Johnny: Hugging me, you weren’t scared!
Chiki: Shes not scared, you must be scared of her face
PirateDiva: Your getting it now!
PirateDiva runs around chasing Chiki
CJL: they’ll never learn ey?
Johnny: Tell me why we were watching that when we could be watching you all get out of my house!?
Pocky: Because we chose the first choice, NOT the second, we don’t wanna leave
Orlando: I figured
Everyone looks around at Orli who has only his undies on, waiting for Johnny
Jaeh: 2 things, one, HOW did YOU learn a long word? Two, why the hell are u nearly naked!?
Orlando: Waiting for Johnny of course! C’mon baby, you know you want to.
Johnny: As a matter of fact, I think ill come to your place Keira, you girls can come too, Im not risking fans near Orlando.
Everyone runs outside leaving the door open and Orli’s standing there cold
Orli: Anyone?
IBD: Thank god we’re outta there
Bwa: I wanted to stay
Bloomaholic: So did i…reow!
everyone backs away from Bloomaholic
PirateDiva: I think you’ll be leaving now.
Chiki: Do I wanna know where the hell she came from?
Geoffrey: Well, when a mummy and daddy…..
CJL: HOLD IT! Not that much info….hang on… GEOFFREY!!!???
Chiki: GEOFFREY!!
KMCs: GEOFFREY!!!
Geoffrey: ME!!!!
Johnny: Hey mate, just….how the hell did u get here?\
Geoffrey: want me to explain again?
All: NO!
Jaeh: So guys…………….where the f*** did Johnny go?
back in Johnny’s house
Johnny: Get off me u poof!
Orlando: You know you wanted to!
the KMCs and Geoffrey, Keira and Jack come in
Bwa: WTF!!!!!!????
*piratediva, jaeh, Iheartpocky, chiki, IBD and CJL are looking at Johnny*
PirateDiva, Jaeh, Iheartpocky, chiki, IBD, CJL: Aahhhhhh *daydreams*
that’s the end, you don’t wanna know where its going now lol
PirateDiva: OMG! It's Johnny.
Mina: (Pushes Diva) Where, when! I saw him first!
Diva: (pushes back) No, I saw him first!
Mina: No, I saw him first because I said it first that I saw him first.
KMC: *Cricket Noise*
Tramp: Shut your pie holes! Johnny is never going to come over here if you don't stop acting like horny sluts.
Mina: Excuse me, but I'm not the one that has "Tramp" as a nick name.
sailorleo: Why don't you ALL shut up! Norrie poo is coming! I wonder if he will recognize me.
T.Maria: I think he just did, he's walking away
sailorleo: Omg! That was just one time I peeked while he was shaving his chest!
ivebeendepped: Johnny is coming this way! I will be the first to hug him!
PirateDiva: Excuse...me! But you're not the one Johnny is coming to see.
Mina: I agree with Diva. It's me he's coming to see.
Diva: Excuuuuuse me! Didn't he give you a restraining order?!
Mina: It was autograph, thank you very much!
Tramp: That wasn't an autograph, you ding dong! That was his signature from the restraining order forms!
lovethemtigers: Here he comes!
KMC: JOHNNY!!!!
Johnny: No....this...can't...be!!! They are back! (falls on his knees and looks up in the sky) Why do you hate me?!
Orlando: (Looks up in the sky) The birdie hates you?
Keira: (Smaks Orlando on the side of his head) I don't know why the movie had us together.
Orlando: Because Willabeth rocks! Look at the Willabeth fans!
*Cricket Noise*(Tumble Weed rolls down in the Willabeth section)
I know I'm a bit rusty lol. It's been a while.
I don't know why I'm so dry with the Diaries!!!
I type and I just FREEZE.
I'm glad you love it!
Here's more. This is at the premier, by the way.
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Johnny: (Whispers to Geoffrey) Why don't you go over there?
Geoffrey: (Grabs the monkey) Bubu! You just talked! Come on, talk to daddy!
Johnny: That was me who said it! Bubu?
Geoffrey: Why should I go over to some horny teen age girls?
Johnny: Precisely...
Diva: Johnny! Over here!! Hug me!!
Mina: Hump me!
Tramp: (Smacks Mina with a shoe) Stop being so disgusting or he's not coming over here!
T.Maria: When he comes here, I don't know you people.
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Orlando: I feel like skipping along the red carpet!
Keira: Why don't you go for it, fruit cake.
Orlando: OK! (skips) la la la la la.
Keira: (Trips Orlando)
Johnny: (walks slowly towards the KMC girls)
KMC: JOHNNY!!!
Johnny: (Grabs his cross and starts praying) Dear, Lord. Please, shield me from the evil horniness that awaits for me from these martians.
siriuswriter: I think he's finally coming this way!
Pocky: Where the hell you come from? Wait, where the hell did I come from?
Bwa: Dude, it's like when a man and a woman fuc--
ivebeendepped: Where do YOU come from?
Bwa: Burger World.
sailorleo: Norrie poo!! I see you!!
Jack D: For the last time! I'am not Norrington and less your Norrie poo!
sailorleo: But we are made for eachother!
Jack: We are made to stay as far away as possible from eachother!
Johnny: (walks slowly towards KMC) I may not get out of here alive.
Keira: Don't be silly. You'll get out of here ALIVE and completely molested.
Johnny: Remind me to buy rabid dogs for when the next time you come and visit.