DMC Bloopers

Started by T.Maria153 pages

it was more the way he said it than the line itself lol

And "mommy?!" was HILARIOUS!!! 😄

and lmao at Bwa ha ha! LOADS OF ICHYS !!! @D cant get too many of them lol!

Mmoviejunkie please continue the rp!! 😄

hehe
Constable Ichabod Crane is a fictional character from the movie Sleepy Hollow, played by[B]Johnny Depp[B/]<----SSEXXXII!!!. He is a New York policeman, sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate a string of grisly murders. His horse is named Gunpowder. Ichabod's most notable traits in the movie include squeamishness (fainting a total of six times during the course of the movie) and an ahead-of-his-time liking for post-mortem examinations and scientific methods. It is Ichabod who finally banishes the Hessian Headless Horseman (Christopher Walken) back to Hell, and sends Lady van Tassel (Miranda Richardson), the woman who has been controlling the undead rider, with him.

lol...I want some more rps with Ichy in them...

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH!

HUZZAH! "there seemed to be a lot of huzzahring going on"
-Jack again

lol more quoting

where is T. Maria! im getting bored!

Originally posted by T.Maria
it was more the way he said it than the line itself lol

And "mommy?!" was HILARIOUS!!! 😄

and lmao at Bwa ha ha! LOADS OF ICHYS !!! @D cant get too many of them lol!

Mmoviejunkie please continue the rp!! 😄

lol, yeah that mommy line caught me totally of guard i was like wtf is he doing?!?

continue? okay give me time to type it up...though it might take awhile 'cause i wanna change a few things...and FYI it wont be as funny as T.Maria 'cause...well i'm just not as funny as her

and i hope you all dont mine if i made johnny into a TOTAL player

It might be

AVOCADOS!!

RAISINS!!!

oh my g*d! i was just looking for my boyfriend! he's a cute guy /w a little mole on his right cheek!

No Cindy, no...NOO!!!NO!!!!AHHHHH!!!!*STABS SELF REPEATEDLY*

Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
lol, yeah that mommy line caught me totally of guard i was like wtf is he doing?!?

continue? okay give me time to type it up...though it might take awhile 'cause i wanna change a few things...and FYI it wont be as funny as T.Maria 'cause...well i'm just not as funny as her

and i hope you all dont mine if i made johnny into a TOTAL player

I might have a problem with that....JOHNNY is Not a player!!! LOL!! He loves me...lol....by the way no luck seeing my man 2day!! it was a closed event all the celeberties were going in through a backway entrance!! 🙁 oh i love Johnny!!!

by the way MMOVIEJUNKIE love ur siggy....they are both hott...i totally agree!!! but im devoted to DEPP!!! lol

*mumbles* he loves you? i beg 2 differ*

Dont hate ivebeendepped!! lol!! HE LOVES ME!!

*mumbles* screw you

johnny(to i'vebeendepped): mmm, i must say you are a fine kisser, you leave a man-speechless!

piratediva(walking up): oh! i heard that! johnny, you and i are SO over

johnny: wait! no! please, don't go!

i'vebeendepped: and what about me?

johnny: well, i like you both very much, that i have come to a conclusion. you can share me! wont that be fun?

(both girls are completely insulted and both slap him)

savvychick: well, now i can get you all for my self!

(johnny shrugs and starts to kiss savvychick)

T.Maria: johnny?

Johnny:Yes?

T.Maria: what about me?

Johnny: Later love, you and chikimina have got me for the whole night

(then out of no where mmoviejunkie appears!)

mmoviejunkie: hey guys, miss me?

kiwi: where the hell have you been?

mmoviejunkie: i'm not really sure...but once chikimina called me up and said johnny wasn't in a serious relationship i knew i had to be on the next plane.

piratediva: johnny and i are still very much in a serious relationship, we're just...taking some time off

i'vebeendepped: oh please!

mmoviejunkie: right...well anyways look who i brought with me!

(everyone see ichy chasing orlando and ichy is gaining on the poor bastard...)

orli: ahhhh!!!!

tarusbaby😮ooh, bwahaha is going to be so happy!

kiwi: but where is she? any evilmonki?

(then, bwahaha and evilmonki come running towards the group like druken fools)

evilmonki: CANDY! WE'VE GOT CANDY!

T.Maria: oh geez, not again! johnny i thought you were keeping an eye on them?

johnny(coming up from air from savvychick): huh? oh yeah well see the thing is, bwahaha does that cute little puppy face that you just cant say no to!

bwahaha: ICHY!....ICHY ICHY BO BICKY-ICHY!

lovelyone: i think we should all exclude any alcohol substances from them too

chikimina: no, i think that was the rule for you!

T.Maria: johnny?

johnny:yeah?

T.Maria: come on, aren't we going clubbin'?

johnny: hell ya! savvychick, darling, we'll have to continue tommorow love(goes over to t.maria and links arms)...chikimina-my other arm for you

orli: hey, what about me?

johnny: eww, dude, no

Keira(rolls her eyes): come here bloom (grabs him and kisses him and we see a certain bump in a certain area of his pants...)

lovelyone: well...he really does have a wee wee!

johnny: damn it orlando, get that zucchini out of your pants

orli: ugh! fine! (pulls it out)

salior: ew-alright and you would know he'd have that in his pants how?

johnny: we're better friends than you think mate

Norrie: hey! have you guys been hangin' out without me?

saliorleo: Norrie, who cares? do you really want to be included in their gay conversations?

Norrie: I just dont like to be left out-thats all

bwahaha: come on, we're all going clubbin'!

chikimina: no...we'd rather you not...

evilmonki: yeah! it'll be fun!

savvychick: only thing-ichy can't come.

bwahaha: oh yeah...

evilmonki: oh! i know! we'll....dress him up as a person!

bwahaha: yeah! and we'll call him....ichy....ICHY ICHY BO BICKY-ICHY!

salior: i swear they're on something....

oookay that took me a really long time to write so you better like it!!lol
well hope i didn't offend anyone or anything 'cause its all humor...or at least i try to make it humorist

LOL...a girl can only drEAM of his LOVE....Vanessa is the true DIVA that has captured his heart!!! so ivebeendepped, u and i are pretty much out of luck!!! LOL!!!