DMC Bloopers

Started by PirateDiva153 pages

Originally posted by johnnyforever
ok. i'll try at this again! 'cause i know someone thought i was funny!

(johnnyforever is sleeping like a baby, and dreaming of Johnny Depp)
*johnnyforever At Worlds End*

johnnyforever: FINALLY! i'm asleep. i thougt i'd never get to sleep after all that pizza and ice cream. mmmmm. ok! focus! now, where are you johnny poo!
(johnnyforever spots Johnny, sitting all alone with some creepy crabs, and looking somewhat sad)
johnnyforever: There you are! What are you doing sitting all alone?
Johnny: Well, all the KMC girls are busy bashing Will. And that means no attention for me.
*flash to KMC girls bashing Will*
Chiki Mina: AGAIN!
Will: NO, NO PLEASE!
Pirate Diva: She said say it AGAIN!
Will: Please. I beg of you!!
AKA Amber: Ok girls that's enough!
Will: Oh thank you!! So what do I have to do?
Sailorleo: Give us our Jack and Liz ending, and get out of POTC!
Will: Oh No! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Chiki Mina: Alright, if you say so...
*starts showing Will pictures of Jack/Liz kissing again*
Will: No!!
(back to johnnyforever and johnny)
johnnyforever: Aww. Well... I'm here to give you attention!
Johnny: Really?!
johnnyforever: Of course! Would you like a little more than just attention?
Johnny: *grins* Like what?
johnnyforever: Kisses?
Johnny: ..... Yeah, what the heck!
*they start making out* 😂 couldn't resist mate!

I would cont. but i have to go to bed! i know it's not good but i enjoy doing it when i'm bored 😄

I OBJECT!!!! JOHNNY's MINE!!! 😄

😆 ORDER IN THE COURT!! Now Settle Down.

i'm sorry! but i never get johnny!! but that's it for a LONG time, Chiki and everyone else are a lot better than me!

lol johnnyforever dream away... lol

yeah! *sigh*

lol...NO I LIKE IT!! I just have to Object cause Johnnys is mine...HaHa!!

Okay since there is no juge here il be it(Plus i have nothing else to do)
FIRST OF ALL ORDER IN THE BLOODY COURT YOU BLOODY SPAMMERS!!!!
Second-Post what you have to say

I Love JoHNnY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok anything else like.MY BROTHER THREW MY CAT IN MY TOMATO SOUCE!?

Umm...I LOVE JoHNNY WiTH A CHeRRy On ToP!!!!!?

BWA: Well I’am starving. I want Turkey!

Johnny: Well I don’t have the trurkey, Fruit Loops is the one who is suppose to bring the turkey.

Orli: I have it right here inside my bag.

Keira: Couldn’t you just kill it?

Orli: *gasp* Dear no. What kind of person would I be if I’d do such a thing?

Johnny: A um “man”

Savvychick: well we cannot just stand here and wait forever.

Bwa: I CAN!

Mmovijunkie: Only let Bwa stand forever but in a Mine Field

PirateDiva: Hey Johnny Boy why couldn’t you make the turkey

Johnny: Because every time I try to make the turkey I keep thinking on how you never stop calling me Johnny Boy and I end up adding rat poison in the turkey.

Chiki Mina: very smart Johnny…we still have no turkey because Orli is too squeamish.

CaptainJacksLuv: Wheres the Johnny’s drool stained pillow?!

Chiki Mina: I dunno what you’re talking.

Johnny: What drool stained pillow?

Chiki/CJLuv/: NOTHING

Johnnyforever: People!! We want to eat turkey not a drool stained pillow!

Ivebeendepped: I want to keep the drool stained pillow and eat turkey!

Chiki Mina: Drool pillow mine!!

Ichy: Bah *these people are psychotic*

Katelovespirate: Im just going to pretend that I don’t know these people…*walks away slowly*

Jack: wait don’t leave me alone!

SailorLeo: Oh Jacky Poodles! We belong together till death do us apart!

Jack: Hey Johnny, got a gun in this house?

Johnny: No, apparently there were rumors that my gun was seen on e bay.

Everyone stares at Chiki

Chiki Mina *whistles*… Oh gee I have diarrhea gotta run!

Bwa: I don’t think we have enough guests.

Johnnyforever: you alone is enough.

Ichy: Bah* Try living in her imaginary head for a couple of years*

Door Bell

Johnny: oh no…more guests? *Opens door*

Ted Elliot: No I want to give him the banana crème pie!

Terry Rossio: Ted give me the damn pie I’m the one who made it!

Johnny: AHEM!

Ted/Terry: Johnny!

Johnny: That’s my name and please don’t say it again.

LovelyOne: *gasp* o-ma-gosh! Its T&T!! Now it’s my chance to show them my college work from film studies!

PIrateDiva: erm good luck Lovely!

CaptainJacksLuv: Mina!! I want that pillow!

Chiki Mina: Mine I tell ya! Mine!!

Savvychick: I think I’m in the wrong place…this is a mental hospital not the RP.

*shyly* hey can i be in them? anyway good job and lol but i have to get off now so i will read in the morning l8er guys!!!

buhbye aww.

anyways! AAHHH! CHIKI YOU ARE WONDERFULL!! 😆

if you have time, more!

Lets pray the damn electricity wont go off

I had to rewrite.

Anyways I hope you liked it!! I forgot to add misty, evilmonkey, and amber.

oh why? is it raining?

POST MORE B4 THE POWER GOES OUT!! ... you do know i'm always kidding when i say those things!

ROFL....good job chiki🙂

lol wonderful, chiki😄

thats okay... i forgive you for forgetting me! cry

😄

love the RP!!
and i love your new sig. chiki!!

I kinda have 2 characters to look for in these lol me and Ichy.... Ichy seems like my evil twin or something lol

sswweeett!!!

Its sooo tru with what i would have said...lol!!!! great siggy chiki! oh, and chiki, I WANT MY PILLOW!