Originally posted by Chiki Mina
here is a little something for evilmonk3i! Its a short RP and very stupid but I hope she likes it and you all too 🙂HAPPY B DAY EVILMONKIE!!
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[b]Evilmonk3i arrives at KMC with the lights off
Evilmonk3i: *hits the door and breaks her nose* What the hell! Who turned off all the lights!?
KMC Girls: SURPIRSE!!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!
Diddly: ?????!!!!!
Orlando: Merry Christmas!!
Keira: *smacks Orlando* It’s her Birth Day, you Skiddle!
Evilmonk3i: Wow I’m surprised! But I’m more surprised that we have lights in KMC…
T.Maria: uh anyways. We all want to congratulate you on this glorious day!
Bwa: Yes and I brought Ichy!!
Ichy: Bah*happy b-day*
Ivebeendepped: This could be a birth day pirate bash!
MistyPirate: Wheres the cake?
Piratediva: I made the cake!
Mmoviejunkie: Oh no PirateDiva! The last time you cooked we ended up sitting on the toilets and eating at the same time.
Evilmonk3i: Um thanks Pirate.
Katelovespirate: Come on gurls lets get the party started!!
Plays some pirate mix songs in techno
Johnnyforever: Oh yeah I can dance!!
Ivebeendepped: she dances good
Savvychick: she used to be a stripper
Johnnyforever: LIES!! IAM a stripper!
SailorLeo: Come on Jacky Wacky I wanna dance!!
Jack: Oh noo, dumpling! You step all over my feet!
SailorLeo: Dance or die! Which is it gonna be?!
Jack: die!
SailorLeo: shut up and dance!
Bwa: Here evilmonk3i! I got you some Pocky and Chopsticks!
Chiki Mina: I got you a picture of Johnny taking a shower.
Evilmonkey: You only got one picture?
Chiki Mina: Noo. The other 59 pictures are on e bay.
CaptainJacksLuv: Mina that’s my picture!!
Chiki Mina: gotta run
CaptainJacksluv: Come back here you twisted midget ass fart!!!
T.Maria: Well now I think we have something missing
Mmovijunkie: hmmm you think so *wink*
PirateDiva: Whats a party without a sexy stripper?
Bwa: oo ooo I wanna answer that!!
Johnnyforever: ok now you can come out!
Johnny walks in wearing a leather underwear and a tie
Johnny: I feel so used!
LovelyOne: I think we need to change the music.
Plays porno-ish music
Mistypirate: Come on and shake your bum bum!!
PIratediva: Come on Johnny boy and shake your tail feather!
Johnny: The only thing I;m gonna shake is my middle finger right up your-
Orli: oooo yeepeee!!!! A dance party! Can I join you Johnny?!
Johnny: Piss off, fruit loops!
Keira: I brought some whips
Savvychick: I think the birth day girl should whip him
Ivebeendepped: I brought some whip crème just in case we wnna add some flavor to it.
Evilmonkey: No of course not!!!
Johnny: Thank you God
Evilmonk3i: I will do it while you guys aren’t here.
Johnny: *Looks up in the sky* Why you always against me?
PirateDiva: Lets have some cake time!!
Chiki Mina: Oh no. Wait pirate diva let me grab a toilet first.
CaptainJacksluv: lets all sing happy birth day!
Orlando: *starts to sing as if he was Mariah Carrey* Happyyyy Birth daaaayyyy to yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Keira: *sprays pepper spray on Orlando*
Orlando: *screams like a girl* eeeeek my eyes!! I would never get to see my beautiful face again!!
Sailorleo: Bloody fool…
Jack: Lets continue with the singing shall wee?
All HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!
Ichy: Bah*lalala*
HAPPY BIRTH DAY DEAR EVILMONKEY! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!!
Mistypirate: Make a wish!
Evilmonkie wishes for a happy Jack/Liz ending 😉
CaptainJackLover: Evilmonkey, diddly has something to say to you.
Diddly: ????????????????
Evilmonkey *sniff* Those are the most beautiful words I have ever heard.
All: AWWWE!!
Chiki Mina: here evilmonkey…I got you some hand cuffs for you know what hint hint
Evilmonkey: awe thanks chiki!
Chiki Mina: But I will need them back! I got a bet for 4,000 on e bay
Johnny: It’s a curse to be beautiful…
So all the KMC girls had a great time with Ichy the seep, Keira the aggressor, and Orlando the fruit cake with his eyes swollen from pepper spray and Jack with his feet all bruised from SailorLeo. All the girls left running towards the toilets becuae of PirateDivas cooking, Bwa couldnt make it on time and ended up using orlandos flower power bag as a toilet. And so the enchanted evening ended with Johnny tied into evilmonki3s headboard
Chiki Mina: *taking Pics of evilmonkey and johnny* Oh wow!! HELLLOOO E BAY!!
THE END 🙂 [/B]
OMG MINA this was Hilarious!!! If i were Evilmonki3 i would be so touched by this....i think im gonna cry it soooo cute how we can all be 2gether without really being 2gether u know we all use our imaginations and we envision it and we're all at the same place....
I really liked this even though my cooking got everyone sick...lol...too funny!!!
lol.....so happy together!
Originally posted by PirateDiva
OMG MINA this was Hilarious!!! If i were Evilmonki3 i would be so touched by this....i think im gonna cry it soooo cute how we can all be 2gether without really being 2gether u know we all use our imaginations and we envision it and we're all at the same place....I really liked this even though my cooking got everyone sick...lol...too funny!!!
deeply touched.. weep
wine
(just wanted to do that!)
i love this geico commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZrjr4A-ASQ
and this is where that wonderful song came from!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvaHZIrt0o