LOL...Ok here's one....its sooo not funny, but i was bored...lol!! Its a bit long...sorry!! enjoy!!
Keira is in the makeup chair getting her makeup done when PirateDiva approches her....
PirateDiva: So its to my understanding that you will be doing the KISS SCENE today with Johnny!!!
Keira: *Smiles* Yes I Am!!!
PirateDiva: *Smiles* You look a Little excited there?
Keira: *Still Smiling, Looks Around sees no one is looking and Airheadly says* He He I am....my inner 14 year old self is jumping with JOY!!!
PirateDiva: *Sarcastically mocking an airhead while smiling* Well like your inner 14 year old self better wipe that smile of your face.... *turns serious and gets evil look in her face*.... because if that kiss so much as last more than 2 seconds,.... *grins while tapping the left side of her jacket implying she has a gun*.... Well i guess i dont have to tell you what will happen to you if it does!.... *starts to walk away, then stops and turns back to Keira* Oh...and you better get it right the first take!! GoT it?
Keira: *Gulps, Looking at PirateDiva in Horror* Y-Y-Yes
PirateDiva: *smiles and turns nice again* Ok well i'll see you outside then...Good Luck!!
15 minutes later Keira joins Johnny on set....she's paceing back and forth with a worried look on her face.
Johnny: Are you ok?
Keira: *startled* What? Oh Ya I-Im fine! *forces smile on her face*
Johnny: Look *places hand on Keiras shoulder* you dont have to be nerv......
Keira: *spots piratediva behind them staring at them, she throws Johnnys hand off of her* Dont touch me!!!....what are you trying to do? get me Killed?
Johnny: Get you killed? Keira what are you talking about?...Oh i see, are you still hungover from last night?
Keira: Get away from me....dont talk to me!!
Johnny: Ok Ok *mumbles under breath* weirdo!!
Johnny sees piratediva standing on the side and blows her a kiss...she smiles and blows one back!
PirateDiva: *still smiling at johnny, mumbling through her teeth* Thats right baby your mine and im gonna make sure it stays that way!!!
Gore: Ok Places everyone this is the Kiss of Death Scene…
Keira: *looks at Gore Horrified* KISS OF DEATH? Why KISS OF DEATH? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
Gore: *Looking strangely at Keira* Because that is what this scene is called….you read the script?.....Right?
Keira: Oh! Right! Ya I read the script *giggles nervously* (beat) I mean but is this kiss nessasary, really?
Gore: Yes this Kiss is nesassary!!!!….Keira, Honey stop wasting time….come on lets get on with it!!
Keira: *hesitantly* Ok
Gore: Ok….Ready? ACTION!!!!
Johnny and Keira say their lines, then came time for the Kiss…Keira approaches Johnny and Kisses him…but when she realized she was kissing Johnny, nothing else mattered and she pushed him into the mast and continued kissing him passionately that she forgot to shackle him…..
Gore: *nervously yells* CUT!!! Um…. ok ….how bout we try that again…only this time Keira don’t forget to shackle him…Ok?
Keira: *still dazed about the kiss, with a stupid smirk on her face* What?
Gore: I said…we are going to try that again only this time DON’T FORGET TO SHACKLE HIM!!
Keira: *snaps back and realizes* OH Shit….i forgot to shackle him, and the kiss was longer than 2 seconds *turns to look at PirateDiva who’s glaring at her* *Screams and then jumps overboard into the water while crying* IM SORRY, IM SORRY!!!
Everyone still looking at the spot where Keira Jump off the ship in confusion….
Marty: Keira’s acting a bit STRANG (beat) ER!!
Everyone laughs…
Johnny: Wonder what got into her?
PirateDiva: I have No Idea! *grins evilly*