DMC Bloopers

Started by sparrobethroxmy153 pages

in big bear there is and red woods

well

i dont celebrate christmas sooo....

it's ok..it'll still be fun to just get into the holiday mood!!!! can't wait

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
*mumbles* stupid Piratediva. i was here first! seriously, i really was! lucky person! i miss my snowdays!!!!!! no snow in Cali!

hehe, we had a sonw day today!!

Originally posted by evilm0nki3
well

i dont celebrate christmas sooo....

do you celebrate another holiday?

no 😄

yall can just leave me out of the christmas one..

send me away doing something odd... 🙂

Woah!! this page was almost at the second page lol

Here is for Misty!! I worte an rp for you! So I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!

HAPPY BIRTH DAY! XOXO

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Misty: Oh yes, oh Johnny..

Johnny: oh, Misty….mmm

Misty: Oh Johnny, you should get arrested for being so unbelievably sexy.

Johnny: I know.

Misty: Oh, Love, it feels like a dream, except it feels wetter

Johnny: Misty, darling, there’s something I have to tell you. Something very important, something…sexy

Misty: Do tell, lover boy.

Johnny leans is close

Johnny: I just want to say…Wake up! Get your hands off your crotch!

Misty wakes up from her dream

Misty: What the hell!!

Chiki Mina: *snort* Happy birth day misty!!

Pirate Diva: You were talking in your sleep while having your hands down your-

Mmovijunkie: ba ba ba stop. We know where her hands were.

Bwa: Arent ya happy to see us?

Misty: Happy?! HAPPY?! You just woke me up from my porno delicious dream with Johnny!

Ivebeendepped: Talking about dirty I don’t want you to touch me until you wash your hands.

Orbit Gum Chick: *DING* Did someone say dirty[?

KMC Girls all points to Misty

KMC: She is!!

Misty: What-NO!

OGC: *plays trumpet music* Dirty dreams? Clean it up with Orbit Gum!

Misty: No I don’t want—uff OGC stuffs an Orbit in her mouth

OGC: Lets see how it cleaned it?

Misty: 😄 *BLING*

OGC: Fabulous! For a good clean feeling, no matter wot!

*DING*

Misty: pwa! Damn Orbit psycho!

Savvychick: Well we are not gonna celebrate Misty’s b day by just sitting here!

Evilmonkey: Yeah lets go that place we planned on taking Misty.

Amber: oh yess. Its all ready

Misty: what place?

Bwa: A place is like uhh..a place where you go and stuff

Misty: No you idiot! I mean what place are we going?

CaptainjacksLuv: it’s a dirty secret he he

*DING*

OGC: Did someone say dirty?

KMC Girls: RUN!!!

Chiki Mina: hands CaptainJacksLuv to OGC here shes all yours runs off

Later that evening, they arrived at that “place” to celebrate Misty’s birth day

Johnnyforever: no peeking, Misty!

Misty: I haven’t peeked for crying out loud! I have been wearing this blindfold throught the entire time. I think I have 40 lumps in my head for crashing into walls so much!

Ichy: beh*stop adding me in these rps!*

PirateDiva: Just one more minute…pst! Ivebeendepped, is everything ready?

Ivebeendepped: Ready to be served hot!

Mmoviejunkie: ok misty take them off!

Misty:…I see no one

Amber: what? How can that me? Oh noo…Come on Johnny!

Johnny: No, Im tired of being violated!

Piratediva: come on you wittle cutie! We just want you for our sexual needs!

Johnny: I don’t get payed by being violated by horny girls!

Evilmonkey: either you come out or we will tell Orlando that you invited him for a sleepover!

Johnny: *pouts* No fair…

Misty: oh wow finally my present here!

Johnny: Why do I have to wear these Chippendales costumes?

Chiki Mina: Because later on I could sell them at ebay!

Mmoviejunkie: puts hand over Mina’s shoulder Mina, get professional help.

Misty: What I need is my professional Chippendale stripper to strip for me!!

Orlando: like o-ma-gosh! Kewl!! A dance party! Is this like Dancing With the Stars?

Amber: no this is like dancing your way out towards the exit.

Orlando: Keira can be my dancing partner!

Keira: I prefer to dance with Davey’s tentacles

Bwa: ewww Keira you nasty perv!

Captainjacklover: she said tentacles, bwa!

Bwa: Isnt that the same?

CaptainJacksLuv: Mina I oughta kill ya for leaving me stuck with the OGC! Now I cant stop smiling! 😄*BLING*

Chiki Mina: and breathing, unfortunetly

PirateDiva: come on come on lets get the cake!

Misty oh Johnny boy…guess how old I’am?

Johnny: 2 ½ …

Sailor Leo: AHA!! I have been looking for you guys everywhere!!

Johnnyforever: oh nooo, now she wont shut up about her Jacky poo.

Sailorleo: I just cant shut up about my Jacky poo!!

Evilmonkey: oh brother…

Bwa:…where art though? *snort* I made it funny!

Ichy: beh*why am I nice to you?*

Sailorleo: my baby can strip and dance too! Right Jack dear?

Jack: your baby can also use his legs to run away from you!

Sailorleo: *giggle snort* You funny my wittle pumking wumping!

Misty: I want my cake and my b day song!

Piratediva: the cake is just about done!

Misty: Hurry up! The quicker we finnish the b day, the quicker I get to have Johnny tied in my headboard.

Johnny: Piratediva take allll the time you need with the cake! There is no hurry!

PirateDiva: DONE!!

Johnny:…fart monkeys…

Ivebeendepped: ok everyone lets sing!!

KMC GIRLS: HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO MISTY HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU!!

Orlando: I want to dance for you misty as a present!

Savvychick: eww hell no! You will spoil our cake!

Orlando: Hey I can also be a Chippendale!

Keira: yeah right, in a Gay club.

Misty: Yay this is the best b day present I could ever have!!

Johnny: And this is the worst life I could ever have.

Diddly: ?????????

So the joyful days came to its end for misty, but her night with Johnny seemed to have never end. Nor the whipping, the spanking, the moans, and the handcuffs.

Happy Birth Day 🙂

The End

HAHAHA!!!
LOVED IT!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN MISTY!!!

omg...that was hilarious chiki!!!!!!!!!!

happy b-day misty again!!!!!!!!

LOL LMFAO ROFL. Mina I love you, Thank You Thank You. That has been the best RP I have ever read. It was so freaking hilarious. I was laughing so hard I shed tears. 😂 Thank you so much, It was really fun to read. 😆 Thank U guys.

LMAO!!!! That was Hilarious!!!!! LOL...LOL...LOl...LOl!!!!

Happy Birthday Misty!!!!

Im gald you guys liked it lool 😄

It had some typos 🙁 but I think you guys understand my typos lool

So yeah!

Im really glad you guys enjoyed it.

Well ladies, Im off to bed, gotta be at work @ 6am 🙁 . Tomorrow will be a long day for me. Thank yo so much for you Bday wishes. I had fun hanging with you guys. Mina thank you so much for the RP Im going to save it and show it to everyone LOL. Love yous all, have a good nite. 🙂
hi2

Awwe.. good night misty! I cant wait to talk to you again soon lol.

Im glad you enjoyed it!

Rest well!!

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Well ladies, Im off to bed, gotta be at work @ 6am 🙁 . Tomorrow will be a long day for me. Thank yo so much for you Bday wishes. I had fun hanging with you guys. Mina thank you so much for the RP Im going to save it and show it to everyone LOL. Love yous all, have a good nite. 🙂
hi2

night! hope ur bday was awesome!!

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Well ladies, Im off to bed, gotta be at work @ 6am 🙁 . Tomorrow will be a long day for me. Thank yo so much for you Bday wishes. I had fun hanging with you guys. Mina thank you so much for the RP Im going to save it and show it to everyone LOL. Love yous all, have a good nite. 🙂
hi2

Nighty Night!!!! And looks like u aint restin tonight cause Johnny is gonna keep u up all night night Long....he's probably cuffed to the headboard by now...lmao!!!! Goooooo Misty!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN!!!!

nite misty, happy b'day, i woulda said it earlier, but ive bin at my mums, and shes a total b****.....

I loved it chiki! oh and Happy b-day again Misty 😄

*drools over johnnyforever's siggy*

cookoo are all you-o